the return of the Craig's List sex haikus! (do not read if you are offended by bad poetry and shady internet mofos!)

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Moist with the thought
wet with the touch,
strangers become lovers

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What an intensnese gaze (?)
You smell as sweet as spring
Flower blooms tonight

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lets start making out
then I will start fuckin you
till you're all worn out

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a dream
sweaty, breathing hard
eyes wide shut

many more en route....

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

wait these are xiu xiu lyrics

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

They're not fucking haikus! The syllables are all fucked-up! 5-7-5! Come on, people!

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

hi. my name is jay.
28 year old sexy hot guy.
5 foot 11 inch,165 pound sexy and clean.
live in los angeles. (I'm not sure this was meant to be a poem)

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her arm touches mine
a cool breeze flows from my lips
subtle goosebumps rise and your nipples explode out anticipating
my tounge a wet explorer seeking new taste and texture and sweetness
eyes find each other hard flesh meets soft flesh
electric arcs of pleasure in the dark, a cry, a cry of writhing pleasure

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Swollen lips part, hot and moist
Our embrace grows tighter
As the scent of pleasure fills the air

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lickeddy-split my
tongue all night glued to your clit
put one finger more

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her heavenly breasts
his hard abs and other parts
lovers hot shall meet

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

As the member glides
Think of the place where you go
Before the deluge

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hey baby
i know what u want
and i got it
if you need it
cumm and rub it
cuz i would like to
cum and fuck you
so if you want it
let me know

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I told you the truth
When I said it won't go down
Unless you touch it

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i fall into you
i'm the ocean; you're the beach
pleasure comes in waves

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

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lickeddy-split my
tongue all night glued to your clit
put one finger more

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

dick dick dick dick dick
all i ever seem to hear is
dick dick dick dick cunt

spunked out porno star, Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)


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