the return of the Craig's List sex haikus! (do not read if you are offended by bad poetry and shady internet mofos!)

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Moist with the thought
wet with the touch,
strangers become lovers

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What an intensnese gaze (?)
You smell as sweet as spring
Flower blooms tonight

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lets start making out
then I will start fuckin you
till you're all worn out

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a dream
sweaty, breathing hard
eyes wide shut

many more en route....

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 1 March 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

You are surely going to a bad place for doing this. But it's so funny, and sad and funny.

― Huck, Monday, 1 March 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

fa fa fa fa fa
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
uck uck uck uck eek!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 1 March 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

chickenshit, gravy
not a chance in the navy
to cook bugger all

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 1 March 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

wot's that stuff between
yer toes? (no, not 'twixt the two
big ones) it stinketh!!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 1 March 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

...Wrong thread? :(

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 1 March 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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