Most Consistently funny regular post'er on ILX.

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I'm going to say Ally.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Recently, Aja.

Are these the noms for the ILX 1000 Oscars?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Sick Nick usually cranks my Model T.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i think hanel y still. although we don't see him much anymore.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate to say this, but it's N.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Lets run a few ILE 1000 Oscar nom threads, for the heck of it...

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

hanle y's penis is fancy
stevem often gets me a-rollin'
huckle-buck often gimmes the chuckles
alex in nyc makes me sputter coffee consistently
the jess/strife tag team is unbeatable however

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Q ownz

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan's the man

― C J (C J), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Q.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

these threads make me want to do some sick in the toilet.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalicious's post reads like a terrible answer song to 'The Luckiest Guy On The Lower East Side'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

rjg

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't hate to say it (he's a nice guy!!!), I agree w. JtN.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

and RJG, yeah.

"Here comes a fat man"!!! haha

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man, when Ally is pissed off at something, she is an unstoppable riot. The pizza thread was out of control. And her email handles are the icing.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I adore JBR's handles more than anybody else's.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess can be damn funny as well, but Ally still wears the tiara.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

since i like toilet humor i nominate dan and bryan

― Chris V (Chris V), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

there are a LOT of funny motherfuckers on here, though

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally's email addresses push her up and over the top, no contest. They're like the Aragones drawings in the margins of MAD Magazine, a lagniappe of funny.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

lagniappe!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

The extra donut, the second encore, the stew meat the butcher throws in with the steaks. More funny same price!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Hanle y

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought I submitted this post ages ago but it vanished: TEP.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, it is N.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

maypang, jazz odysseus

― X RATED TYRONE, Monday, 1 March 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Tep.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

stevem

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, naturally.

― maypang (maypang), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

How soon we forget the genius of Dan Perry.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ronan

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG or Ronan or maybe Trife

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

References to City Guys are important.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear teledildonics.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

El Diablo is pretty fucking funny, in an understated, deadpan way.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

a little shout-out for Jeanne Fury

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

somebody dig up that hanel y thread where he says he is our god. it was genius. and also saw the birth of the chickenbear.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I think RJG. Or Stevem. Or Tep.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

trife, ally, and daveq really take the cake.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

How could I have forgotten Dave Q?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

mark s

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

emeritus

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

kephm

― kephm, Monday, 1 March 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, not his funniest but still classick. also features many posts from my ex who I forgot used to be on here. . .

I Am God

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

clichy
ha ha ha

― RTG (RTG), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

RTG
HEE HEE HEE!

― gaol clichy (clichy), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I Am God

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

HANLE Y

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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estela

― mookieproof, Friday, 17 April 2015 06:44 (ten years ago)

srsly

― imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 06:50 (ten years ago)

Yeah there is no way estela doesn't take this in a walk

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Friday, 17 April 2015 06:54 (ten years ago)

goon is there when u need him, estela flits somewhat, not a trustworthy candidate imo

should prob have a nomination for unwittingly funniest

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2015 07:54 (ten years ago)

Who are self-clowning ovens of ilx

― piqued (wins), Friday, 17 April 2015 08:14 (ten years ago)

imo darragh's in the witting mix too

― drash, Friday, 17 April 2015 08:22 (ten years ago)

we can't go this far without mentioning matt p and unregistered imo

of course the poster who maketh me to laugh most often is a certain fellow south london based private school alumnus, look after our own we do

― imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 08:25 (ten years ago)

yes and nakh

― drash, Friday, 17 April 2015 08:26 (ten years ago)

Well yes definitely each to his own there. Only feasible answer is NickB of course. Cavernous UK/US divide too.

― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:26 (ten years ago)

ha thanks but srsly, get out of here

― yeovil knievel (NickB), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:35 (ten years ago)

Only feasible answer is NickB of course. Cavernous UK/US divide too.

QFT. I think a lot of the US lols go over my head a lot of the time.

― but then again, who really cares? I don’t. (dog latin), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:42 (ten years ago)

big part of my ilx lols are image-based or mix of word & image; so would nominate among others gr8080, pplains, and dayo

― drash, Friday, 17 April 2015 10:09 (ten years ago)

(ps no question lagoon, estela, & sufjan are the frontrunners, with lagoon as hillary; just thought i'd mention some nonestablishment candidates as well)

― drash, Friday, 17 April 2015 12:03 (ten years ago)

it's lagoon and that's not a competitive race

truly a post-funny world

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 April 2015 13:50 (ten years ago)

^most consistently runny

― mattresslessness, Friday, 17 April 2015 13:55 (ten years ago)

'snot the case

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 April 2015 13:57 (ten years ago)

the entire place is fairly amusing

― the swagger of oasis (LocalGarda), Friday, 17 April 2015 13:58 (ten years ago)

^this guy probably has the most mentions in this thread fwiw

― imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 14:01 (ten years ago)

albeit from 11 years ago, when he was funny

― imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 14:01 (ten years ago)

funny creep has caused posts that would have been hilarious 10 yrs ago to only elicit a mild chuckle now

― ciderpress, Friday, 17 April 2015 14:05 (ten years ago)

dylannnnn's Yeezus-era reviews are top for the decade.

― with HD lyrics (Eazy), Friday, 17 April 2015 14:20 (ten years ago)

oh yeah, people read ilm, forgot about that again

― mh, Friday, 17 April 2015 14:26 (ten years ago)

Tom your opinions are dreadful today!

― piqued (wins), Friday, 17 April 2015 15:46 (ten years ago)

Plenty of lols from the North Americans: Sarah, mh, zs, the goon crew to add to the ones mentioned so far

― piqued (wins), Friday, 17 April 2015 15:48 (ten years ago)

snoball 4eva

― rip van wanko, Friday, 17 April 2015 15:50 (ten years ago)

Plenty of lols from the North Americans: Sarah, mh, zs, the goon crew to add to the ones mentioned so far

What I said was there was a divide between the US/UK, as in what they seem to find funny, I didn't say which side was 'funnier'. Though, I agree with doglatin that a lot of the time I have no idea what US posters are talking about, funny or not.

― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:00 (ten years ago)

Oh sorry I think I see now, you are referring to the fact that they are from different countries. Yes, I agree with that

― piqued (wins), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:06 (ten years ago)

pplains makes me lol all the time

― Karl Malone, Friday, 17 April 2015 16:17 (ten years ago)

switching letters guy

― The bendy yellow fruit in the snazzy yellow suit gives nutrition to boot (soref), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:20 (ten years ago)

pplains has a very nuanced ability to comb through our backward culture

― mh, Friday, 17 April 2015 16:24 (ten years ago)

pplains for the IMG and weird context lols, ssuccessor for the real talk pwnings

dyao for the wry lols, mordy for the hardheaded thumps

nakh, sarahell and imago I dont lol at nor with but thats a stylistic choice and they enjoy a core following

mattresslessness has hilarious furies imo

garda hitrate is lagoon/estela level, no higher praise

single biggest lol of tweens so far is still bill magill pool aid man entrance tho

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:32 (ten years ago)

all that said I could maybe pick wins tho

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:33 (ten years ago)

kool aid man entrance fuckin phones man

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:33 (ten years ago)

Was all set to search for pool aid man entrance, sounded interesting.

― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:36 (ten years ago)

"somebody order chlorine and a trenchant opinion on domestic violence?"

― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)

ASK KARL MALONE

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 17 April 2015 17:21 (ten years ago)

i think hanel y still. although we don't see him much anymore.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, March 1, 2004 11:57 AM (11 years ago)

11 years on and Latha mGreen is still ilx's premiere prose stylist/performance artist

(with Creames Fartpoop being a close second)

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 17 April 2015 21:54 (ten years ago)

no knock on those two but 4nthony e4ston was perfect imo

― mattresslessness, Saturday, 18 April 2015 07:05 (ten years ago)

funny creep has caused posts that would have been hilarious 10 yrs ago to only elicit a mild chuckle now

was this calling me a creep? namaste i suppose either way.

lj v gracious as always here - tho ilx is the place i feel least funny in a life where humour is usually the most solid crutch.

lagoon's laconic no punctuation posts are always funny, nakh doesn't necessarily make me laugh except in a bitter nod of acknowledgement way but that's prob a version of humour, deems is a master of the ilx format. there are probably shards of certain excelsiored comments stuck in my mind for years.

― the swagger of oasis (LocalGarda), Saturday, 18 April 2015 08:21 (ten years ago)

"funny creep" as a phenomenon akin to monetary inflation afaik

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 April 2015 09:03 (ten years ago)

lol - of course #insecurecreep

― the swagger of oasis (LocalGarda), Saturday, 18 April 2015 09:22 (ten years ago)

#nottouchingthat

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 April 2015 10:28 (ten years ago)

ilx seems much less funny to me than it did 5 years ago. my vote is probably for r|t|c

― k3vin k., Saturday, 18 April 2015 11:17 (ten years ago)

that's coz u can't say anything any more

― imago, Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:13 (ten years ago)

nah I'd agree with that also nothing really %matters% anymore like it used to so there's not that element of risk that lent the hardest zings and lolsiest lols their edge u know?

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:15 (ten years ago)

turning the tilde of history

― imago, Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:18 (ten years ago)

I'm making the % happen the tilde has been long tainted imo and I won't use it. I hope you'll all join me in this important internet crusade jk no internet crusade is important

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:21 (ten years ago)

it's not asterisky anymore

― drash, Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:26 (ten years ago)

asterisky and ohbellhooksy

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:34 (ten years ago)

the gaul of the man

― imago, Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:36 (ten years ago)

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