How Long Until I Start Uncontrollably Vomiting & Shitting?

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Today I left the house at 7 AM, returned at 10 PM, and when I got in the fridge door was hanging open. Instead of throwing the food away, I ate it. Was this a really stupid thing to do? I'm worried about the 2 chicken legs especially.

― dave q, Monday, 1 March 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

what is the mean temperature of your home during daylight hours?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

why is dave q's home "mean," gygax!? it didn't do it on purpose.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I ate a ton of chicken I threw out like 24 hours later. I was fine!

gross?

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

what do you mean?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I highly recommend you drink a fifth of rye in order to kill all bacteria (including the good kind) in your body - and also to reenact the movie 'Lost Weekend'!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

don't worry 'bout the chichen legs, dave q. those legs'll never walk again anyway.
better listen attentively to your own tummy.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 1 March 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

were the chicken legs doing that 'Eraserhead' thing before you ate them?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm guessing you've got a good six hours.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

And don't try to control the vomiting and shitting. As you predicted, it will be uncontrollable. Just let it ride.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I also recommend shitting in the toilet and vomiting in the wastebasket, rather than vica versa.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

also: how does your stomach feel as of now? louder than usual gurgling noises? sharp pains?

did your body temp rise (is your temp. higher than 100 degrees)?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You should be fine. You will likely be much fatter as a result of this, but it is obv. that this is not a concern of yours, fat fat.

― dean! (deangulberry), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I also recommend shitting in the toilet and vomiting in the wastebasket, rather than vica versa.
-- Anthony Miccio

Well, Anthony, tastes differ... O wait. This could be exactly a case when tastes do not differ! Into the wastebasket or into the toilet, vomit will still'll taste like vomit. And, erm, the same apparently goes for shit.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been constipated forever, will this just 'level the playing field' or am I being over-optimistic?

― dave q, Monday, 1 March 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

dave q?
back from the toilet yet?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

...time to get concerned?!?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ex-lax, dave q-stylee!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

If the chicken legs were raw, you'll probably get sick.
Otherwise, I think you'll be OK.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see what exactly is so bad about this, but then again I come from a family which apparently enjoys dropping food on the floor, "kissing it to god" and then still eating it, so probably all my food was created under these Dave Q conditions as a kid.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be thinking of this kind of exxxtreme eating as "Dave Q conditions" from now on.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

no wonder you can't eat meat w/t earlin', ms. kearney.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

dave will soon be meeting the glamour twins, ralph and earl!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean he ate them, too?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I ate some bad turkey and I've been up all night. This could be me too.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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