Fuck Me I'm Famous: Who Here Has Dated or Slept With a Celebrity?

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I'm interested to know: has anyone here has ever had a romantic relationship or a fling with a celebrity?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

My ex-gf was on the cover of Adult Video News, if that counts =[

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it does. As for me, closest I've gotten was a minor's celeb's son.

He had a small dick.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

She listened to the Dixie Chicks 24/7 as well.

ah memories = /

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

What minor celeb? You have to name names!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Or n*mes with *ster*sks in them anyway!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Rich4rd L0ng's s0n, C4r3y.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(oh whom it was once said, 'who?')

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wait I went on what was sort of a date with P@mela G!dley.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The *rt*st?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

(total x-post there.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

this woman liked me in college and I liked her but I got some bad advice and didn't ask her out and then I got a girlfriend and eventually married her and the other woman went on to win an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress a few years ago

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

what woman?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Judi Dench?

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

M*rcia G*y H*rden?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

D!anne W!est?

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

f*ck y*u *ll, I'm not 75 years old

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

but perhaps you enjoy the company of older women. and there's nothing wrong with that!

I'll guess Mira Sorvino

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear! OTM

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

You fool!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

You wouldn't date P**l S*rvino's daughter! Shame on you!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

she was cuter back then too, really awkward and semi-gothy/nerdy

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I was hoping it was Angel!na.

― spittle (spittle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Awwww

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to work with this guy who was friends with Eliza Dushku. I'm an idiot for not befriending him.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I met her last year at the place I get manicures - she gave me her cell # and I lost it.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

this is like some Dushku-teasing awful nightmare.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell me about it - that girl is fucking hot.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh and this doesn't count but this girl who used to live in my old apartment building was on All My CHildren for three years. I met her because she hit my car on the street. Then she bought weed from a friend of mine through me. A Polanski fan, as well. I don't remember much else. Then she got evicted.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course I neither dated nor fucked her so this belongs on another thread.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

My good friend dated Milla Jovovich while we were in high school - he was a lucky bastard.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

my college drama friend Dan13l married Debr4 M3ss!ng of "Will & Grace"

my other college drama friend, Lyr4 (the one who told me not to date M.S. because I should date her roommate instead, that went horribly, one boring date to a Michael J. Fox movie and out), was living with the son of D4n H4gg3rty, TV's Grizzly Adams. For all I know, she still is; we fell out of touch.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

A friend of mine went out with Soph1e 311is B3xt0r just before Th34ud1ence appeared... she apparently did unspeakably filthy things to him at a Trafalgar Square bus stop.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i need to get the hell out of minnesota

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd mention the celebrity that I've slept with, but it would do his ego better than it would mine. Also I fully intend for some of the people that I've slept with who aren't yet celebrities to become them someday.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I had dinner with Dudl*y M**re once. He was charming. I didn't sleep with him though.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr C followed me around Alaska in Glasgow like a puppy dog once, and I spent a very nice evening with Joey Beltram and Dave Angel. No sex though, I had a boyfriend at the time. (Damn)

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a wank last night.

― _Momus, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

were there any celebrities there?

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i groped jordan as she walked past!

― gaol clichy (clichy), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

A friend of mine went out with Soph1e 311is B3xt0r just before Th34ud1ence appeared... she apparently did unspeakably filthy things to him at a Trafalgar Square bus stop.

Which things???!?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I too need to know what things - this is U&K.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, what things?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

things in an English accent.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

goats

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Filthy ones

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

with arthouse beards

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Nearly hired Darren Day for the turkish nightclub season thing, but he (prev to fame) had a job for the summer. So what? It's I think he was dating Anna Friel at the time. I know thats not exactly a shag, but in a paralell universe somewhere...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I slept with Nicky Butts cousin. He had a body to die for and his willy was too big :) Lovely boy. Why did I give him a made up phone number the next morning?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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"J@@n P@@l"

POpe John Paul?

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Not Jaan Paal!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Jean-Paul Belmondo??!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

So basically it turned out nobody had dated or slept with a celebrity. :(

― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 November 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, um, I have, but I'm not going to post details about it here.

― Casuistry, Sunday, 2 November 2008 00:28 (sixteen years ago)

Oh - uh - me too!!

― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 November 2008 00:38 (sixteen years ago)

who is the porn star gear dated

― 888 (ice crӕm), Sunday, 2 November 2008 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

I could swear someone used to post on ILM who had a thing with b3la fl3ck...

― my sweet coconut (rogermexico.), Sunday, 2 November 2008 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

I had a wank last night.

― _Momus, Tuesday, March 2, 2004 4:34 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

were there any celebrities there?

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, March 2, 2004 4:37 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

lololol

― deej, Sunday, 2 November 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

i dated the first cousin of an actor from family matters.

her pic has also been posted on ilx recently - although not by me, and the person who posted it had no idea at the time

― deej, Sunday, 2 November 2008 00:54 (sixteen years ago)

and still doesnt i imagine

― deej, Sunday, 2 November 2008 00:54 (sixteen years ago)

It would be easier for me to list the celebrities I have not slept with. For example, the Dalai Lama and Lassie.

In the first case, I already had a date that night and in the second, her breath smelled of Alpo. Believe me, Rin Tin Tin had much better hygiene.

― Aimless, Sunday, 2 November 2008 00:57 (sixteen years ago)

lassie is a total bitch anyway

― 888 (ice crӕm), Sunday, 2 November 2008 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

A co-worker a couple jobs back briefly dated W@rr3n Z3v0n

― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

i made out with a member of sleater-kinney, but we didn't date

― jelky (jergins), Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:27 (sixteen years ago)

which one

― human cactus (latebloomer), Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:30 (sixteen years ago)

sooooooo not saying

― jelky (jergins), Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:31 (sixteen years ago)

you're no rock n roll fun

― human cactus (latebloomer), Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:32 (sixteen years ago)

ha!

― jelky (jergins), Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

I would give away my entire estate to make out with, not necessarily dating, one particular member of Sleater-Kinney.

― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

id like to point out that as youve already narrowed it down to three you might as well just own up jergins

― 888 (ice crӕm), Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:36 (sixteen years ago)

i'm guessing j@net we1ss

― velko, Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:41 (sixteen years ago)

God, I had a huge crush on her when I first moved to Seattle and both S-K and Quasi played here regularly.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

Corin's been married for like eight years and Carrie's still gay, right?

― sad man in him room (milo z), Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

um, badly phrased, but I was thinking of Corin not being anymore.

― sad man in him room (milo z), Sunday, 2 November 2008 01:46 (sixteen years ago)

I had sex with a major celebrity's backup dancer's brother

― Vichitravirya_XI, Sunday, 2 November 2008 06:37 (sixteen years ago)

kevin bacon?

― deej, Sunday, 2 November 2008 08:46 (sixteen years ago)

One of my college roommates completely dissed 1rene Ng because she was mean to one of his friends (whom no one else actually liked).
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

lollll, she is on my google chat!

― Tape Store, Sunday, 2 November 2008 08:51 (sixteen years ago)

Our last "correspondence":

9:11 PM me: Hi 1rene!
I'm glad to see that you're on...
9:12 PM I wanted to check and see if you ever received a copy of our publication.
(I know it's been a year)

....

4:17 PM me: Hi 1rene, sorry to bother you...I was just wondering if you received my message yesterday...
4:19 PM (I interviewed you last year for our high school publication, and I just wanted to make sure that you received it in the mail)

― Tape Store, Sunday, 2 November 2008 08:53 (sixteen years ago)

no comment..unless we r in a bar..and im really drunk..and u accidentally die later that night

― danbunny, Sunday, 2 November 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

My old next door neighbour says she slept with P3rry Farrell once. A groupie thing, mainly.

― Trayce, Sunday, 2 November 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

not love??

― grab the rabbit and punch it (sunny successor), Sunday, 2 November 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago)

Well if smack = love then maybe...heh.

― Trayce, Sunday, 2 November 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

So I take it the only penetration that took place there involved...a needle?

― Bristol Meth (suzy), Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

actually, yes! (xp)

― grab the rabbit and punch it (sunny successor), Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

I've slept with a person who has slept with a celebrity; doesn't that count for something?

― Nomi Malone and Her Bloodstains (Stevie D), Monday, 3 November 2008 00:58 (sixteen years ago)

I hugged Andrew W.K. He was sweaty.

― rubisco (Abbott), Monday, 3 November 2008 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

jared fogel

― homosexual II, Monday, 3 November 2008 01:27 (sixteen years ago)

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 3 November 2008 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

was he a hero?

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 3 November 2008 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

A certain British pop star who has built her (now declining) career on being very demure and classy once allegedly gave a friend of mine a blowjob in Trafalgar Square. I'm not sure I believe this but it's a good story.

― Matt DC, Monday, 3 November 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago)

was it Soph1e 311is B3xt0r

― horrible (harbl), Monday, 3 November 2008 01:42 (sixteen years ago)

that would be my guess

― Lil Nunu (ENBB), Monday, 3 November 2008 01:43 (sixteen years ago)

sw1ng 0ut s1st3r???

― Eazy, Monday, 3 November 2008 01:43 (sixteen years ago)

I once heard Wiley Wiggins get a naughty spanking from the next room.

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Monday, 3 November 2008 02:03 (sixteen years ago)

Hi14ry H4hn

(How do I win with this? Clearly people are keeping this close to their chests.)

― Allen, Monday, 3 November 2008 02:34 (sixteen years ago)

a friend of mine is three sexual degrees away from k4l p3nn (slept w/ a guy who slept w/ a guy who...)

― donna rouge, Monday, 3 November 2008 02:51 (sixteen years ago)

jared fogel

― homosexual II, Monday, November 3, 2008 1:27 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

― human cactus (latebloomer), Monday, 3 November 2008 02:52 (sixteen years ago)

wait, k4l p3nn is gay?

― ILX MOD (musically), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:05 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― Vichitravirya_XI, Monday, 3 November 2008 03:59 (sixteen years ago)

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