describe the most beautiful girl you know (or most beautiful boy)

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by someone you "KNOW", it doesn't mean say, someone who's just on TV, for example, but on the flip-side, you don't have to actually KNOW them personally, maybe it's just someone at your office who you see walking around all the time, or some girl you always see on the bus. Someone "real-life" if you know what I mean.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

My daughters Amber and Alice.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

currently it is the girl in my office who is pretty to the tenth degree, brown slightly longer than chin-length hair pulled back behind the ear, and she has lovely big eyes that squint slightly when she does that smile that makes me fall over. Then she laughs when I roll on the floor. we make a great partnership in ROFL, but i doubt i'd tell her that.

That last two bits about rolling on the floor were made up.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

She hates me.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

he has these amazingly expressive turtle-like eyes that peer out smart pretty and dark and slow-darting and liquid and guarded. he's all snotty '80s english and earthy ruddy '70s biker-hippie california, the crank dropout anarchist, the prog-rock mad scientist, the mount rushmore nose. also he has an ass that won't quit.

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

We're all beautiful, in every single way.

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

He's five foot five, has the cutest little rosy lips and the longest eyelashes I've ever seen. He's got big brown eyes, a button nose and cheekbones to die for. His bum is small and tight, beautifully shaped - and his hips! Oh my god! His thighs are hard and tight, there's just the right amount of hair on his chest and he has got the biggest balls I've ever had slap against me....

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

lovely blue eyes, five foot nine, long, luscious blond hair, perfectly toned body, and legs to die for! not to mention him being a man beast! if you know what i mean! ;-) oh shit, i was looking in da mirror!!

― gaol clichy (clichy), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

my only response to this thread title was "sighhhhhh" and that will remain my only response

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

it's funny how i didn't have to think about it for even a split second

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

She jogs by my house every morning, I think she lives on the same street as me. I almost never am around to see her, and when I am it's only a passing glance, but I'm pretty convinced that she's my sexual ideal - very short black hair (one of my biggest weaknesses on women, esp. when it's butch in a very femme way), pouty face, ass you can bounce a quarter off of (check me out getting poetic here)

(I feel creepy now)

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

He's got huge hazel eyes that I could stare at all day, he looks like an Anime boy with a broken nose and when he stops fussing with his hair and lets it just be shaggy it's the most adorable thing I've ever seen and I wish I could see him right now but I can't, only can see an emo boy on a cell phone (he is not attractive at all).

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

dirty blond long straight hair, hazel eyes, pink cheeks that are highly pinchable, soft lips, perfect teeth and a brilliant arse.

― Chris 'The Big Ragu' V (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Most beautiful boy = he's a smidge taller than 4 feet, he has sandy blonde hair, my eyes and cheekbones, his momma's nose and smile, and his laugh is the auditory melted butter on the grilled cheese sandwich of life.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"the crank dropout anarchist, the prog-rock mad scientist, the mount rushmore nose."

that sounds goooood :)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

About 5'5, perfectly squeezable all over, fabulous skin, dimples, a noble nose, amazing blue-grey eyes, glasses, cherubic lips, footballer's legs, small round bum.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalicious, you wonderful softie. Rah! All dads should be like you, sir. :-)

The most beautiful being I know is a wondrous and clever individual with long hair, glasses and a love of Tolkien and MBV. I would say more but modesty forbids.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Oooh, I'm getting moist....

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

So is Betty Crocker

― Chris 'The Big Ragu' V (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

he has got the biggest balls I've ever had slap against me..

I'm pleased for you and everything, but that's way too much information.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

nickalicious, take a bow. That was excellent.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

5'2", shoulder-lengthy black hair with a cute fringe, Punjabi, big eyes and superlong eyelashes...she's my best friend from home, I knew her for about 9 years before I realised she was the most beautiful person I knew. I have pictures of her on my wall, but unfortuantely no scanner.

― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

6'1", shiny chestnut hair, ballerina body, big hazel eyes, swan neck, beautiful shoulders, pouty lips, immaculately dressed, enormous geek. She's one of my favorites.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

nick that was my trick
but you were too slick and quick
and you write mad sick

but yeah my kids: somehow they got all the good DNA, they're kind and weird and hilarious and sensitive, their hearts are pure and good, their musical taste is better than any of ours, and they are the only reason for my existence on this planet.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

5'3", can't weigh more than 100 lbs. Jet black hair, the most amazing blue eyes I've ever seen. I think she's some sort of holy blend of Japanese and Swedish or something. Very very sweet too.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone's own children are the most beautiful people in the world to them. It pains me for the parents of really ugly children.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! When I was like three, one of my mom's friends had a baby, and my mom took me to see him and I guess the friend kept going on and on about how beautiful he was, and I looked into the crib and said, "He looks like E.T." and my mom had to cover up by telling her friend I'd said "He looks pretty." And now, my mom says, "Yeah, he was a really ugly baby."

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice one, Kirsten.

I know, I'm really glad that people always spontaneously tell me how great-looking my kids are, because otherwise I'd wonder if I was just wearing the parent-goggles.

Of course, the reason my kids are beautiful has more to do with their mother than with me. She thinks she's too short, too round, that her mouth and nose are too big, that her butt is too big...but she's wrong on all counts. Rowr.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Most beautiful girl (#1*): big blue bordering-on-anime-ish eyes that hug your soul, a smile so warm it could melt rock, tiny enough that I can lift her with one hand, always says the exact right things at the right times, listens, her hair, currently cut short in a very organically angular manner, dyed black in the latest of a chameleonic series of colors, my friend knows her as "treasure troll", I know her as le siiiiiiiiiigh.

*I specify #1 cuz I'm fairly certain I'll end up adding others as inspirado! strikes

x-post the reason my kids are beautiful has more to do with their mother than with me so OTM in my case as well

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

One of the most beautiful boys I know (AKA the boy I'm currently dating): Thick, dark, curly hair, enormous blue eyes with insanely long, black lashes, skinny but muscular limbs, three cute tattoos, brilliantly white and charmingly, slightly crooked teeth, cheeks that get every so slightly pink and glowing after one bottle of Pabst.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

My recent ex-gf, though we're starting to hang out again is stunning. 6'1", bit of a bean-pole but with perfectly wide hips, not quite disproportionately long torso, very long straight brown hair, very fair skinned, impossibly high cheek bones, mischievously sparkling green eyes, almost imperceptibly light freckling, big warm smile. It's too bad we're probably completely incompatible.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone's own children are the most beautiful people in the world to them. It pains me for the parents of really ugly children.**

It's true - mine was going to be about Spencer, but I'm thinking about a few more now.

**A friend of mine and I call these babies 'hi babies' (which we got from somewhere and I can't remember where) because they're children so ugly all you can do is look at them and say 'hiiiii baby!'

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Her skin is like vinyl -- the perfect companion. She floats in my new pool, deluxe and delightful. I dress her up daily. I believe I'll keep her until death sighs.

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i can't do this... sniff

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

#2: she has bright hazel eyes with miles-long eyelashes and a sparkly cartoonishly perfect smile and a mue suave chopped hairdo and the top of her head reaches my chin and she's stacked as the saying goes like a brick shithouse and she speaks loudly and yells at pedestrians doing stupid things out the window of her truck and she listens to hip-hop and The Dead at extreme volumes and our child gets 90% of his good genes from her.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Her skin is like vinyl -- the perfect companion. She floats in my new pool, deluxe and delightful. I dress her up daily. I believe I'll keep her until death
sighs.

What goes on there, anyway?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

A boy I once dated: he's an inch or two shorter than I am with whispy blonde hair that sometimes falls forward into his face when he's concentrating on something. His eyes are so blue that it hurts. He draws and makes pictures and seems beyond the touch of the world. I think that he may have found the fountain of youth, because he looks the way I imagine dorian gray must have. A (male, heterosexual) classmate of mine once accosted me to ask who "that beautiful boy" was.

― mouse, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

She gives me a woody. Her boobs are huge.

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Who wants huge boobs? That's so 1996.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I just thought i'd kick this thread down a peg or two.

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Jade Goody does apparently (see Heat Magazine from a couple of weeks ago) though this is not an incentive in any way for anyone else.

The front cover of the magazine the girl in front of me was buying in the supermarket tonight was proclaiming that "Curves are back!!!"

The picture used to illustrate this point? Charlotte Church.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha wtf?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't she like 14?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I think she's like seventeen, but still! She has no curves.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

She's curvin' for Christ.

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I know lots of beautiful people...

One has the biggest, deepest brown eyes you'd ever want to get lost in, a sprinkling of freckles across his nose (that you'd hardly know are there unless you look for them), perfect, lush lips, the most amazing smile I've ever seen on a man, broad shoulders, carefully tousled black black hair, and a bangin' ass.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, you know, Ned, we dance away the heartache, the tears. Stuff like that.

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

omigodgoddammit!! i just got an email from her saying she's getting back with her old boyfriend...and i have so much to read, this fucking adorno paper, this is the worst week ever.

sorry, continue

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

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Certainly not the stupid bitch I was married to forever!

― Copping A Feel, Friday, 10 March 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

A friend of mine in college was Dyan Cannon's doppelganger -- beautiful, big eyes and bigger smile, quick to laugh, extremely hot body.

...and I just realized I can't remember her name. :(

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

Have you considered a pet?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

only if it's beautiful

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 March 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

huge brown eyes. neat and delicate. very European. possibly feral.

― youn, Friday, 10 March 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

this thread's kinda depressing, isn't it? and not just for the usual reasons.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

That One Man Clapping album is RARE and HARD TO FIND and GREAT! I lost mine when I was about 14, boo. It's the only place that song Burned was ever released, and it was really really good.

Sorry, I'm getting distracted. Nearly everybody I know is beautiful, one way or another.

― JimD (JimD), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

J.D., what you said brings to mind Veronica by Mary Gaitskill, but that's not a reason to be sad. "Those songs will still be in your room when you get back."

― youn, Friday, 10 March 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

I have One Man Clapping on vinyl. Is it worth lots of money?

*googles*

Hurrah! Also, yeah, beautiful is not the same as pretty. Not enough appreciation of inner beauty here.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 10 March 2006 07:42 (nineteen years ago)

Climb aboard. His grocery groin.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

£40 in the VINYL EXCHANGE manchester, last time i checked.

― piscesboy, Friday, 10 March 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

the first time i read this thread it made me jealous

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

aww

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

but not anymore? :(

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, Ailsa -- there were a few posts that pointed out that the beloved's physical features most appreciated by the poster may not be widely considered lovely, which is heartening.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

you can certainly talk about inner beauty here, btw.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

a little.

xxpost

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

One of the mourners at my grandpa's wake yesterday kept telling me how beautiful i was, they were very pissed at the time so i'm taking it with a large pinch of salt.

― leigh (leigh), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

I am terrible at describing people, and I can't think of anybody anyway! SAD.

p.s -- i like how many mentions of "HOT TIGHT ASSES YOU COULD BOUNCE QUARTERS OFF OF" there are in this thread. Or not. Not sure.

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

you can certainly talk about inner beauty here, btw.

No one's going to wax rhapsodic about inner labia, Ken.

― Dan (Heh Heh "Wax") Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

also, i noticed lots of mention of "big blue eyes to die for" - GROSS ME OUT.

HEY GUNTHER - YOU HAVE BIG BLUE EYES TO DIE FOR.

wait, i should describe my cat!!! she is the most beautiful girl I've seen.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

But, are they big blue eyes to die for even THROUGH GLASSES? I think that is the true test.

And I don't think a cat COUNTS!!!!

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

this thread just kind of makes me wish i could be beautiful

-- POOP BITCH (mandeewrigh...), March 9th, 2006 11:56 PM. (Mandee)

Mandee, I've read a lot of rubbish on ILX in my time but this takes the biscuit.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah mandee, that was dumb.

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

jeez, guys, get off my jock already

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

haha

two years pass...

still in awe of this thread

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

oh man I miss when mandee was POOP BITCH

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

"grocery groin" still cracks me the fuck up

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

Oh god what was Rumpy on when she posted all that!@?

― Trayce, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

Ficticious? You wanna see the bruises where the balls have slapped? You wanna smell my breath?

-- Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, March 3, 2004 12:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 2 May 2008 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

woah. Since when are enormous balls a good thing anyway?

― ENBB, Friday, 2 May 2008 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

For resting your legs.

http://elephantiasis.freeyellow.com/eleph-fiji.gif

― El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

'climb aboard his grocery groin'

― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

the bruises/breath thing... most o_O thing ever posted to ILX?

― s1ocki, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1670956388317191308&q=%22charlie+rich%22+and+%22most+beautiful+girl%22&ei=JsQaSJnHE4SwrAO_puTIAQ

― gershy, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:41 (seventeen years ago)

Do I have to stick to the thread question exactly? I'm happy to talk about a beautiful person I know, but if it's "the most" beautiful, it sounds like they're only a degree different from others off the same rack.

― B'wana Beast, Friday, 2 May 2008 09:07 (seventeen years ago)

Without a shadow of a doubt, it's Erika, the half-Japanese, half-Swedish fashion editor I work with.

― suzy, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:17 (seventeen years ago)

I'm going to be boring and say my boyf is the most beautiful boy I know, I had a crush on him for 5 years before we finally got together, and right now he is in the other room writing a gorgeous arpeggioed Vini Reilly style guitar piece which is making my evening most pleasant.

― Trayce, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:25 (seventeen years ago)

the bruises/breath thing... most o_O thing ever posted to ILX?

It could almost be a Whitehouse lyric

― DJ Mencap, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)

#2: He's short, has sandy brown, softly curling hair that's threatening to turn dark, my smile, my father's eyes, longggggggg eyelashes that are the envy of most girls he meets, a killer sense of humor, fred flintstone feet, and the cutest gaps in his smile.
-- luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 19:43 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

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Luna, you made a male clone of yourself?
-- Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:04 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

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I pretty much did. Who knew?
-- luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:13 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― DJ Mencap, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:39 (seventeen years ago)

I admit I did lol at that, though she was obviously talking about her son.

― Trayce, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:48 (seventeen years ago)

climb aboard his grocery groin
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― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:50 (seventeen years ago)

All aboard -- the grocery groin.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

Get on up...

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 2 May 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

'grocery groin' is genius, still

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 2 May 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

Slocki, you don't remember Becky Luc4s then?

― Mark C, Friday, 2 May 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

lol why did I bookmark this thread

― lol (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

you know exactly why

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

(xpost) you're hoping to recognise yourself in one of the descriptions...

― snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

I miss Rumpie nowadays

― lol (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

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