― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)
That last two bits about rolling on the floor were made up.
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)
xpost
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― gaol clichy (clichy), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)
(I feel creepy now)
― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Chris 'The Big Ragu' V (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)
that sounds goooood :)
― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)
The most beautiful being I know is a wondrous and clever individual with long hair, glasses and a love of Tolkien and MBV. I would say more but modesty forbids.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Chris 'The Big Ragu' V (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)
I'm pleased for you and everything, but that's way too much information.
― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)
but yeah my kids: somehow they got all the good DNA, they're kind and weird and hilarious and sensitive, their hearts are pure and good, their musical taste is better than any of ours, and they are the only reason for my existence on this planet.
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)
I know, I'm really glad that people always spontaneously tell me how great-looking my kids are, because otherwise I'd wonder if I was just wearing the parent-goggles.
Of course, the reason my kids are beautiful has more to do with their mother than with me. She thinks she's too short, too round, that her mouth and nose are too big, that her butt is too big...but she's wrong on all counts. Rowr.
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)
*I specify #1 cuz I'm fairly certain I'll end up adding others as inspirado! strikes
x-post the reason my kids are beautiful has more to do with their mother than with me so OTM in my case as well
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)
It's true - mine was going to be about Spencer, but I'm thinking about a few more now.
**A friend of mine and I call these babies 'hi babies' (which we got from somewhere and I can't remember where) because they're children so ugly all you can do is look at them and say 'hiiiii baby!'
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)
What goes on there, anyway?
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― mouse, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)
The front cover of the magazine the girl in front of me was buying in the supermarket tonight was proclaiming that "Curves are back!!!"
The picture used to illustrate this point? Charlotte Church.
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)
One has the biggest, deepest brown eyes you'd ever want to get lost in, a sprinkling of freckles across his nose (that you'd hardly know are there unless you look for them), perfect, lush lips, the most amazing smile I've ever seen on a man, broad shoulders, carefully tousled black black hair, and a bangin' ass.
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)
sorry, continue
― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Copping A Feel, Friday, 10 March 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)
...and I just realized I can't remember her name. :(
― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 March 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)
― youn, Friday, 10 March 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)
Sorry, I'm getting distracted. Nearly everybody I know is beautiful, one way or another.
― JimD (JimD), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)
― youn, Friday, 10 March 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)
*googles*
Hurrah! Also, yeah, beautiful is not the same as pretty. Not enough appreciation of inner beauty here.
― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 10 March 2006 07:42 (nineteen years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)
― piscesboy, Friday, 10 March 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)
― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)
xxpost
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)
― leigh (leigh), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)
p.s -- i like how many mentions of "HOT TIGHT ASSES YOU COULD BOUNCE QUARTERS OFF OF" there are in this thread. Or not. Not sure.
― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)
No one's going to wax rhapsodic about inner labia, Ken.
― Dan (Heh Heh "Wax") Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)
HEY GUNTHER - YOU HAVE BIG BLUE EYES TO DIE FOR.
wait, i should describe my cat!!! she is the most beautiful girl I've seen.
― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)
And I don't think a cat COUNTS!!!!
― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)
-- POOP BITCH (mandeewrigh...), March 9th, 2006 11:56 PM. (Mandee)
Mandee, I've read a lot of rubbish on ILX in my time but this takes the biscuit.
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)
― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)
― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 March 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)
still in awe of this thread
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
oh man I miss when mandee was POOP BITCH
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
"grocery groin" still cracks me the fuck up
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
Oh god what was Rumpy on when she posted all that!@?
― Trayce, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)
Ficticious? You wanna see the bruises where the balls have slapped? You wanna smell my breath?
-- Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, March 3, 2004 12:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 2 May 2008 00:20 (seventeen years ago)
woah. Since when are enormous balls a good thing anyway?
― ENBB, Friday, 2 May 2008 01:14 (seventeen years ago)
For resting your legs.
http://elephantiasis.freeyellow.com/eleph-fiji.gif
― El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 01:18 (seventeen years ago)
'climb aboard his grocery groin'
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:02 (seventeen years ago)
the bruises/breath thing... most o_O thing ever posted to ILX?
― s1ocki, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:34 (seventeen years ago)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1670956388317191308&q=%22charlie+rich%22+and+%22most+beautiful+girl%22&ei=JsQaSJnHE4SwrAO_puTIAQ
― gershy, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:41 (seventeen years ago)
Do I have to stick to the thread question exactly? I'm happy to talk about a beautiful person I know, but if it's "the most" beautiful, it sounds like they're only a degree different from others off the same rack.
― B'wana Beast, Friday, 2 May 2008 09:07 (seventeen years ago)
Without a shadow of a doubt, it's Erika, the half-Japanese, half-Swedish fashion editor I work with.
― suzy, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:17 (seventeen years ago)
I'm going to be boring and say my boyf is the most beautiful boy I know, I had a crush on him for 5 years before we finally got together, and right now he is in the other room writing a gorgeous arpeggioed Vini Reilly style guitar piece which is making my evening most pleasant.
― Trayce, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:25 (seventeen years ago)
It could almost be a Whitehouse lyric
― DJ Mencap, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)
#2: He's short, has sandy brown, softly curling hair that's threatening to turn dark, my smile, my father's eyes, longggggggg eyelashes that are the envy of most girls he meets, a killer sense of humor, fred flintstone feet, and the cutest gaps in his smile. -- luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 19:43 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
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Luna, you made a male clone of yourself? -- Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:04 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
I pretty much did. Who knew? -- luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:13 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― DJ Mencap, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:39 (seventeen years ago)
I admit I did lol at that, though she was obviously talking about her son.
― Trayce, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:48 (seventeen years ago)
climb aboard his grocery groin climb aboard his grocery groin climb aboard his grocery groin climb aboard his grocery groin climb aboard his grocery groin climb aboard his grocery groin climb aboard his grocery groin climb aboard his grocery groin climb aboard his grocery groin
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:50 (seventeen years ago)
All aboard -- the grocery groin.
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Get on up...
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 2 May 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)
'grocery groin' is genius, still
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 2 May 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)
Slocki, you don't remember Becky Luc4s then?
― Mark C, Friday, 2 May 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)
lol why did I bookmark this thread
― lol (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:50 (sixteen years ago)
you know exactly why
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago)
(xpost) you're hoping to recognise yourself in one of the descriptions...
― snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago)
I miss Rumpie nowadays
― lol (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago)