This is the thread where you post the best chants you have heard at football matches

Football Chants

[On a side note its almost as fun to just say B

(Exeter City)

my rainier moor, lovely as a sunny day
my rainier moor, lovely when he scores away

(still a work in progress this one)

Also Brighton away fans often have to endure the pithily amusing:
"does your boyfriend know you're here?"
usually just before YMCA gets played by the home clubs announcer.

Stil nothing really beats the beauty of any Midlands side enjoying a rousing chorus of "Shit On The Villa", when cov played birmingham a year or two back the whole crowd sang it for ages. Best part of the game in question in fact.

Exeter City fans to Brighton & Hove Albion.

it's alright, it's ok
you will work for us one day!

-- conner Smedley (conner66...), January 31st, 2003.

"Hey goalie, you're not a goalie, you're a sieve; you're not a sieve, you're a funnel; you're not a funnel, you're a vacuum; you're not a vacuum, you're a black hole; you're not a black hole, you just suck! You just suck.You just suck. You just suck"

and even more fun: (back story-- you can hear the press box phone ring at the arena) When a phone rings (at anytime during the game)
Loudly say, "Hey (opposing goalie's name) it's your mom. She says, 'YOU SUCK!'"

at the only (american) football game i went to, we got a load of people chanting 'peter handler, clap clap clap clap clap' and 'where is peter?' because we were looking for our friend...

Which one? There's the highly unimaginative "alan shearer, you're a wanker, you're a wanker" or

"you are my larsson, my henrik larsson
you make me happy when skies are grey
we went for shearer
but he's a wanker
so please don't take my larsson away".

(Because obviously you hear it on every street corner down the East End)

shame on you

OHHH

Wank wank wank wank wank wank wank
wank wank wank
wank wank wank
Alan, Alan Ball"

repeat ad nauseum ocassionally swapping a wank ot two with an Alan Ball

"your'e just a third world country, third world coooouuntryy...."

"sign on, sign on, with hope in your hearts, but you'll never get a job"

Also hugely enjoyed sound of several thousand brummies shouting 'fook off di CAN-yooo, fook off di CAN-yoooo' to the tune of that opera thing on the advert he was in.

Cheer up Peter Reid
oh what can it mean to a
Sunderland supporter
to be top of the league

(sung to the tune of 'Daydream Believer')

and...

Who let the Toon down?
Shit! Shit! Shearer!

Not to forget...

Lee Howey, Lee Howey.
Lee Howey, Lee Howey.
Your brother is a cunt.

"cheer up Alex McLeish*
oh what can it mean
to a sad Orange bastard
with a shite football team"

* I realise this doesn't scan at all, but it worked with Advocaat and Walter Smith which had the requisite number of vowels, and no-one has been arsed thinking up a McLeish song yet.

Also a variant of one on another thread, sung in a pub I was watching a Scotland game in once..

"Posh Spice is a slapper
She wears Versace coats
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Berti Vogts"

I think the SAFC version originated when it looked like Peter Reid was going to bring them to the top of division one. It went on with "We once thought of you as a scouser dressed in blue, but now your red and white through and through."

I just found this one, which is probably going to keep me amused for the rest of the day:

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,
They go up from his arse to his chest.
They are better than Adam and The Ants,
Nial Quinn's disco pants.