Is there anything malt can't do?

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

- Whisky
- Beer
- Chocolate malt milkshakes

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

maltesers

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

But it CAN do maltesers!! oh i see. this question is fucked, i think malt confuses me.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~nq5n-szk/gif_1/malt.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.homebeer.com.tw/images/malt.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't get it. I think it has something to do with enzymes.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yummy!
http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/media/maltedmilk.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cardullos.com/yerba-mate-sm100.jpg

― andy, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.megamalt.com/images/bottles.jpg

― not logged in, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I am reasonably certain that malt cannot do derivatives or integrals.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Malty can play the drums though.

http://www.rockinoldies.com/scrapbook/artists/moulty.jpg

― maypang (maypang), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Malt also cannot help women when they have that "not-so-fresh feeling".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Malt also cannot help you get grit out of your eye.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay I admit I started this thread because of the new Malteser hot cocoa drink they've got. Also MALTESER ICE CREAM! Something big is happening!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 March 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

The only big thing I see right now is your obvious mounting boredom! How's school kimosabe!

― Allyzay, Friday, 5 March 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to write an essay about malt.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 March 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Or maybe malt can write an essay about me?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 March 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

malt cannot mend a broken heart!

― TOMBOT, Friday, 5 March 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, malt-flavored OVALTINE! Mmmmmmm.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/40ozcollection01.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Not even in ice-cream form?

xpost: I think "mending" is not in that photo's vocabulary.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

how can you mend a broken malt?

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.umich.edu/~bhl/bhl/myumich/images/bl000011.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

― Skottie, Friday, 5 March 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

― Skottie, Friday, 5 March 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmmmmm. That didn't work....

― Skottie, Friday, 5 March 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.murdermystery.com/store/falcon.gif

― Skottie, Friday, 5 March 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, malt-flavored OVALTINE! Mmmmmmm.
-- Francis Watlington

But malt is not a flavouring of Ovaltine, it is THE ESSENCE OF OVALTINE. Ahhhhhh malt.

I don't get American talk of 'malt liquor' though - what is this of which you speak? Liquor would seem, to me, to be hard booze, whereas this stuff seems to be purveyed in largish bottles. Are you guys really hard, or is it wussy beer stuff?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 5 March 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

It can look after stoned people at the Love Parade!

http://www.malteser-bad-honnef.de/love04.jpg

― Skottie, Friday, 5 March 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha people from Malta really ARE called Maltesers! Carl Becconsall at junior school wasn't lying!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 5 March 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://hunkabutta.com/photos/fullsize/malt_vinegar_tuba.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 5 March 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Malts okay, but it's no barley:

Saskatchewan barley is sexy, Molson says
REGINA - Molson recently launched a U.S. advertising campaign aimed at turning Americans into Canadian
beer drinkers and they are using the alleged affects of Saskatchewan barley as a selling point.

Molson says the barley sown from Saskatchewan fields is an aphrodisiac.

Farmer Rob Gehl never made the connection and he's been growing the crop over two decades.

"If they can prove it, I'll go along with it," he said, "but I think it's a marketing ploy, more than anything else."

Molson's U.S. division thinks there is a connection. Its ad agency found out that Saskatchewan barley has high
zinc levels, something also found in aphrodisiacs like oysters and truffles.

So it launched the ad campaign in several national and international men's magazines touting the beer as a
love potion. It's also running radio ads selling the same message.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 5 March 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

ovaltine is the GOAT!

― jeremy jordan (cruisy), Friday, 5 March 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

- AE Housman (from memory - probably an inexact quote)

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

:) Yea, it's just bitter-er beer. It's kinda fun to swig it a-round and act all tough like youse a WANK-STA!

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 5 March 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.