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What jokes were so funny and racy when you were 10 years old, you couldn't believe it? Are they still, even just a little bit, funny?

― Skottie, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Farmer's daughter jokes fer sure.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

BIKE-RIDING NUNS TO THREAD!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought this was going to be an Electric 6 thread.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to hear farmer's daughter jokes.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sniff your mums armchair" (said while smelling arm)

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

why did the rabbit cross the road?

he wanted to show he had guts.

― metfigga (metfigga), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What jokes were so funny and racy when you were 10 years old, you couldn't believe it? Are they still, even just a little bit, funny?

The whole group of sick "Mommy Mommy!" jokes. Which are still somewhat funny, in a sick way.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Guy with no arms or legs at a bus-stop. Bus pulls up, doors open, driver says "Hi, how are you getting on?"

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Killed dead. This thread hadn't even got started.

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this was an Adolph thread when I clicked on it.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

"What did your dog say?"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

"It is. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, this one is pushing the realms of taste:

A: What did the Indian say to the policeman?
B: I don't know.
A: Give me a curry.
A: What did the Indian say to the fireman?
B: I don't know.
A: Give me a curry.
A: What did the Indian say to the baker?
B: I don't know.
A: Give me a curry.
A: What did the Indian say to the candlestickmaker?
B: I don't know.
A: Give me a curry.

etc...

until...

A: What did the Indian say to the maitre d'?
B: Give me a curry?
A: RACIST!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

A. Are you a Benny tied up?
B. No.
A. BENNY ON THE LOOSE!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

Dog Latin, http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/friskablefriek/Emoticons/hahano.gif

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

What's a Benny?

― Barnaby (Barnaby), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

Benny was a character in 80s UK soap opera Crossroads. He was thick as a whale omelette and wore a woolly hat everywhere ("A Benny Bunnet" as they became known). It became a playground insult to call someone a Benny.

The same gag works with Joey (Deacon, of "Joey Deacon's Dug's Deid" fame).

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

When UK troops were based in the Falklands following the conflict with Argentina they started calling the islanders "Bennys" as they had a bit of an inbred rural thicko look about them. The powers that be discovered this and ordered the troops to stop using the word "Benny" to describe the locals. The troops started calling them "Stills" instead, because "they're STILL Bennys but we're not allowed to say so"

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

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