The Americans: Makeover Suggestions

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So we're crass, uncultured, oblivious to metric and the UN, jingoistic and violent... we throw money around and don't speak the English so goodly.

Here's your chance to offer helpful suggestions - a new reality show to fix a deeply flawed people and make us presentable in public.

― andy, Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

It would help if we cut our bangs.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

nah, that would just expose our low brow

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Molly Ringwald to thread!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

We should bash our teeth in and mumble so the Brits will love us.

(i do already mumble so i'm 50% there)

― dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Dont forget about the bathing issue.

― Spinktor! (El Spinktor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Why not just rebrand?..Southern Canada

― winterland, Thursday, 4 March 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

self-hating Americans are vile

― D Aziz (esquire1983), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

If we're so "So we're crass, uncultured, oblivious to metric and the UN, jingoistic and violent", then WHY does 3/4's of the World want to live here with our McDonald's, Reeboks, and GameBoys?

One trip to Europe will net you more American Films, American TV shows, American Fast Food and American clothing stores than a suburb of New Jersey! My friends in Inverness were THRILLED that they could get Chicken McNuggets and Irn Bru!

We have our good points and our bad like EVERY country.

― Psychokitty, Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

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