any mouth-breathers in the audience?

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It makes me feel like the dragon. And the tiger. Watch P diddy sometime he be a mouth breatha. Homeboy never shuts that thang.

― chaki, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mouth breathing van be a cause of sleep apnea

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mouth breathing is bad for three reasons:

1) The air does not get warmed, moistened and filtered before it gets to the lungs the way it's meant to - apparently mouth breathing is a trigger for asthma
2)Men look doobie when they mouth breath
3)Women look mentally retarded when they mouth breath

― toraneko, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what do you mean "doobie"?

― duane, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You know, someone who looks a bit doobie. A bit of a dribbler, a unit, a gilbert, a dorian. Those are all slang words. I don't know the real word for such a person.

― toraneko, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

is it short for "dubious"?

is gilbert a doobie, menelaus?

― di, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how did the doobie brothers get involved in this!

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

doobie. I think gilbert would classify other than that I find the elongated pleasurable object that is a doobie is incompatible with his royal broodiness. I still prefer the twin olives and toothpick.

or the pork saussie.

what do you think Di?

I am not a mouth breather, and I really get annoyed with people who breathe loudly all the time. In fact someone left a series of heavy breathing messages on the phone yesterday, and I still dont know who it was.

what about people who type really loudly because they hit the keys too hard?

― Menelaus Darcy, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i am a mouth breather at night lately because allergies are acting up and i can't breath through my nose lying down. i should go take pills but i never remember.

― Maria, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my dads drummer was in the doobie brothers

― chaki, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The greatest episode of What's Happening!!, the greatest sitcom of all time, featured the Doobie Brothers. And Skunk Baxter, the former Doobie Brothers guitarist, was appointed by G.W. to the Star Wars program.

I know way too much about the Doobie Brothers.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i cannot breathe through my nose. i am inadequate. i look retarded anyway.

― alix, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Funniest Doobie name: "Cornelius Bumpus"

― dave q, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

lol @ chaki

― gershy, Friday, 28 March 2008 06:09 (seventeen years ago)

i don't like mouth breathing, i need to nose breathe more

― Surmounter, Friday, 28 March 2008 12:18 (seventeen years ago)

don't get me wrong, i like him just fine...

― latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 12:25 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't even realize that mouth-breathing was a social problem until my twenties. My folks were occasionally like, "Shut your mouth or else flies will get in!" That might have been a little too oblique for me. "Flies? That doesn't sound very likely..."

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 28 March 2008 12:32 (seventeen years ago)

IT GIVES YOU STANK BREATH! YOU NEED A MINT TEST

― carne asada, Friday, 28 March 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

When one's nose is full of endless waves of snot, one can only be grateful that humans may breath equally well through their mouths. It uncomplicates staying alive.

― Aimless, Friday, 28 March 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

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