This is the thread where you apologize for whatever you've done to make ILx irritating

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-the "I Hate This Generation" thread
-the Outkast/tokenism/"sex offender list" thread
-the Amy Phillips/White Stripes thread
-90% of everything else I've posted not involving mix CDs

(don't mind me, I'm mildly inebriated)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

-puns

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

-when I'm in rant/crab mode.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

- continuing to post after may 2002

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"how many people have you, well, YOU know..."

― Allyzay, Friday, 5 March 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

oddly I think strongo and I have the same problem

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sorry for reviving my flinstones thread.

Taking Sides:The Flinstones-vs-The Flinstones In Viva Rock Vegas 2

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You're not sorry at all!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

", though"
","
"blah blah blah shit my pants blah blah"
"oh boo hoo I'm so sad my daddy's sick, no one loves me, I'm so ugly and fat"

― Kenny Blankenship (Bryan), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

um, sure i am.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

je ne regrette rien

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I am looking at my list of accomplishments upthread and wondering if it is safe to assume that me:antagonism::Dan Perry:ribaldry

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

-google picture search abuse

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

-making the other ILX males insecure with my awesome sexyness.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

- killing bnw with my big dick

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

this:

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/category.php?catid=239

and this:

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/category.php?catid=240

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

gee, remember when the internet was fun? all that porn. now it just makes us feel kinda sad.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

killing threads with my too-much-information-ness

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no, a popular meme! Eisbar, how could you?!

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

70% of the internet now exists solely to mock the remaining 30%

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The huge posts of Bleach

― Aja (aja), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The official ILX freestyle rap challenge.

― maypang (maypang), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

A popular whom?

― jazz odysseus, Friday, 5 March 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

That was fun Maypang. You don't have to apologize for that, at least I don't think so.

― Aja (aja), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Constant invokation of K____g J__e and needlessly vociferous lambasting of others merely because they :::gasp::: happen to enjoy certain music that I don't.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

this is like an ilx AA meeting

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

threatening to nail-gun motherfuckers is so NOT irritating

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(btw the "annoying" qualities are what make 75% of you FUN)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

my "One Day At A Time" bumper sticker better be one of those shiny metalflake jobs

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

25% represent

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The Prior-art-o-matic is still fun. Here, I will demonstrate:

Ned Raggett is a pair of shoes! It can play the trumpet!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

god, i was so naive when i first had a computer. That site provided me with hours of entertainment.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

A popular whom?
A popular youyou.

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://glen-of-imaal-terrier.com/contest5/yoyo.jpg

― jazz odysseus, Friday, 5 March 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

-puns
-- the surface noise (electricsoun...) (webmail), March 5th, 2004. (electricsound)

Yes, that israeli true.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i apologize for saying "witchedy grubs" whenever i am in the presence of an australian ILXor.

damn, i did it AGAIN.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

you know, none of this is making me feel like I'm not alone in my ability to cause so much insane bullshit

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"I start 600-post-long threads where everyone starts calling each other racist!"

"Well, uh... I... say. Funny things. Wordplay."

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Nate, have you READ the thread I apologized for?

― Allyzay, Friday, 5 March 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Since no one else is going to do it, I apologize for Aja sometimes being an insensitive brat.

― maypang (maypang), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

there WERE ilxors who got annoyed by the whole "defend the indefensible" schtick that i created ... though they didn't call me a racist for doing that.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i sincerely apologize for raising the emo quotient of ILX.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, the "none of this" is somewhat of an exaggeration. I didn't havet Ally in mind, though I am glad to get a chance to exhibit my ability to make people think the negative things I say are automatically about them or their friends.

The "YOU know..." thread at least has moments of levity.

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i will never apologize for raising the emo quotient! never!!!!!!

Nate - your "controversial" threads produced some of the better discussions on ILM. You are just like Momus! Feel better?

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ijkl,mjk,mnjkmnuijkmuijkmuijkm

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

(preceding post typed with forehead)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry for not giving my all.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, I meant, sorry for not giving my balls.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

nbhn nbn bnnm nn

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

(preceding post produced by... well, you know)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

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I'm kind of sorry I puked on your shoes.

― kirsten (kirsten), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise that I am a big wuss and that I don't agree that punching people in the face makes me feel better, even if they deserve it.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I am sorry for anything that I have posted after 3am, I am drunk, I am going to bed now. (Well, maybe after this Autechre album has finished.)

― Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Posting this:

http://www.thetmanshow.com/ttms/images/bikini/3.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for being a blabbering idiot. Essentially, being myself.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm apologize for R.E.M. being my favourite band.

― maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I am sorry for blinding you monkeys with my BRILLIANCE! Yeah right!

― Smash, Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, just generally being a cunt.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

teeny needs to post MORE teeny-the-goth pics!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

gratuitous posts about my drug abuse

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

my existence.

― jack cole (jackcole), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i apologise for always assuming the worst of everything!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 6 March 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for being the only person here right now.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for being here but saying nothing.

Otherwise I apologise for not thinking before posting. And for taking the hump every time someone confuses England with Britain.

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You're not the only one here right now, Jel. I've been here all night.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise fr winding nate up.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

not like that's really difficult

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Nate, you're kinda cute.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait...no, hitting on ILx men is actually Anthony's job. Sorry.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

[I don't know if it's annoying, but...whatever.]

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"cute" only in the sense that it rhymes with "galoot"

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Once again, Nate, you fail to realize that being sexy is 25% FEELING SEXY. (The rest, of course, is genetics, diet, vitamin E, clingy clothy and lots of expensive plastic surgery.)

I don't think you should apologize for any of those threads in the first post, though. (What's Vice been up to lately, anyway?)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i apologize for nothing.

not even the fat bees.

or the beholder pics on one of the sex threads a few months back.

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Oops, wait, my last bunch of comments should've gone on the "continue" thread, not the "apologize" one.

Anyway, there was a thread I would like to apologize about...I was arguing with a female poster about identity issues and I think the tone I used was needlessly haughty. Problem is, I can't remember who I was arguing with or what thread it was on...was it Lucy?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sorry for using other people's threads to talk to myself

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 7 March 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Apologies? Um, no.
But two pet pities, tho.

One: not having advanced enough the holy cause of the 'postrophe (because tend to forget m'self sometimes).
Two: not having posted enough swear words in Latin or Latvian (because don't know any).

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 7 March 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Reviving lots of "this is the thread..." threads.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for not attending FAPs, feel like I've left it too long now. Being increasingly tube-phobic doesn't help! grrrr.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I REGRET NOTHING

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

jel i told ya you can't use tube-phobia as an excuse (you're still closer to Zone 1 than i was in Ruislip) - remember the 207 is your friend, and the N207 your lover

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Mea culpa, mea cul....je vous emmerde, tous.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i apologize profusely for all that pimp my chickenbear nonsense.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont apologize for anything. i dont give a shit who ive irritated

― CAss (CAss), Saturday, 17 April 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Who are you?

― NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 17 April 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

im sorry for posting in all caps earlier today

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

what cant you read you illiterate loser?

― CAss (CAss), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

feisty!

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Kitten's got claws! Mer-ROW!

― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus, kids. Leave alone!

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for feeding the troll on the ENF*NETEE TV SHOW thread on ILM. Whether I will be apologising for *that* picture, only time will tell ;)

― the impossible shortest special path! (the impossible shortest specia), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

My apologies list

Forgive me, Ilx, for I have sinned.
- I am truly sorry for all the mean-spirited sarcasm I've posted here over the last 4 years.
- I am truly sorry for not being sure to closing my teletype tags when re-posting a news article.
- I am truly sorry for all the quasi-paranoid rants. (Must not read Slashdot.org or Disinformation.com right before switching over to Ilxor.)
Amen.

Nate: -90% of everything else I've posted not involving mix CDs
I concur. There is (probably) nothing left to discuss on Ilxor anymore. We should focus entirely on mix cds. Some of those mix cds are like pr0n to me.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 17 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

I'd like to apologize for everything I've posted that's more than, say, a month old. Keep in mind that I've basically grown up with ILX and my vulnerable adolescent brain chemistry is completely changing every second.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

i invented 'crush of shame'

― jeremy jordan (cruisy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

haha custos's post is pretty head-shaking

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

i invented 'crush of shame'

I have a crush on you!

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Thursday, 25 August 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)

unnecessarily long posts

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

you mean not long enough.

― big tim fan, Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

I think I probably just post too much in general, quantity over quality, but until I get a better job that's probably not going to change.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

Sorry for the boring American non-ironic earnestness.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry for being thin-skinned and cranky 83% of the time and horrifically spazzy the remaining 17%.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

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