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this is the thread where the flaming aussie mongrels cannot stop talking to the nz sheepfuckers

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cos its way too long again

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hi

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

yay, a new thread!!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

hi kate! @d@m: aussie for a night? (what time is it there...shouldn't you be asleep?)

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

hi gaz, whats new?

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

5 beers so far. at home. sad eh? i ecshpect you all to posht tomorrow so i am not BORED OUT OF MY TINY MIND at work.

there is rarely anything new under the sun in my life, unless you wanna hear tales of financial ruin and children.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw a guy on the tram who was the spit of william bennett. i felt like shouting at him "face the feast of powder!!!!" but the packed tram might have thought me strange

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm on my 4th beer!! and i've already spent my entire week's budget, and there's more than half of it to go

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i am $270, 000 in debt jim. drink up.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i beat you! i'm $279,000

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

although admittedly if i was to sell my house i'd be reasonably ahead

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

...and homeless

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You know what'd rule? Sneaking into Luna Park and living there

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

might be cold in winter

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Also too many schoolkids turning up during the day, what a terrible idea that actually was

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate St Kilda like i hate gum disease and male pattern baldness

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh did you move then? Don't worry too much, I'm far balder than you are. Yet.

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

esoj's baldness is all in his mind

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm still there. and the baldness is on my mind

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

the gum disease is irrefutable though

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

you have gum disease?

i fear luna park will be nuked to appease the rich c*nts who want to live in the city and have, uh, peace at the same time

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

yes i do, unfortunately. i'm visiting the dentist next payday.

there's already approved plans to redevelop most of my surrounding neighbourhood. hopefully it will happen AFTER i've sold this fuckhole and moved somewhere pleasant.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

God I totally lost the plot with this thread(s). Ive been busy all day shopping on Chapel. We bought some PC and Gamecube games, loads of clothes, and some BUUZ. I am happy now. Hurray! I love long weekends, evem if this one means Melbourne is full of German tourists and Sydney people being horribly rude (heh sorry guys).

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

german tourists, eh? how interesting..

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

its a long weekend? for fucking real. welcome to a job in media, public holidays a thing of the fucking past. wots BUUUZ? germans are the worst. i just had to deal with three work experience 14 year olds. don't worry they're real nice kids. germans. said the guy unloading them on me. guess he must've meant arrogant moronic pricks used to their mums picking up after them. or maybe they were just private skool.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

buuuuz = drugs? where are my drugs?!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

oh BOOZE

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah private school kids suck ass. i should know, i am one and i love sucking ass

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

country private though, city private is another matter

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

suck this public school ass ya snob!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

This sure is a friendly thread

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

when it comes to sucking ass i am blind to class

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I should be begging you to suck my ass given i am but a peasant of low socio-economic standing

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

hands up who else went to private school, ya fucks. i'm sure some of you are ok. no really. jims alright after all. come on admit it ya fuckin moneyed up pretentious inbred fuckheads.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry. drunk now. abuse me.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It's my fault. I encouraged you.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

well i hope you get a good ass sucking out of it!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

You'll have to ask esoj about that.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

hey andrew (does elisabeth read this thread?), going to horr0r magnet & the cool13s tomorrow night?

― etc, Friday, 5 March 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yup, those two beat the Mint Chicks slightly, see you there?

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

but the mint chicks have a british record deal!!!1 surely that counts for something

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

(green vinyl! guffaw)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Guffaw harder as I may buy it!

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i definitely will! it's on fierce panda which i collect(orskum)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm waiting for the brown vinyl brunettes 45

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh geez really? So what is it, single/Lp? Mint Chicks, of course

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

7". out monday!

http://www.fiercepanda.co.uk/images_02/homepage/mint.gif

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Well jeepers creepers I'd better get that!

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

it is my dream to have a record out on fierce panda

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll find out how they managed this feat if you like, or try to

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 930 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Maybe I should've said 'sulphurous'.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

stinky

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you calling Brett and Cl*re and co "stinky" then, Jim? heh heh heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

mole casually "ironising" the electrically/gaseously challenged again

― ** (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

even ned uses stinkard as an insult!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah they're pretty stinky. brett's not much of a mono type though..

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't remember ever having a run in...can you pick someone and i'll have a go at it?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

you're just too mellow for your own good!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

""ironising" "

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

don't fucking call me mellow jimbob!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

how was that?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The coffee's kicking in. The temptation to pun is arising.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

fantastic!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

kenya believe it?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

that fencing scene is hilarious col...best thread derailment ever.

who the fuck are you calling fantastic jiminywotsit?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

only in kenya! forget norway!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

more like snoreway

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

java nother

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

mug

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I want noodles.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Oodles of noodles.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"what's yours dad?"

"beef."

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"whats mums then?"

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"FISH"

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

you can get fish noodle soup?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

yum. thai fish noodle soup maybe?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

but out of a packet? it would be like eating, well, fish food

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

you can get tuna muffins.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

simply pour the fish food into the bowl with your fish and heat

x-post...whhaaat?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

fish head porridge is popular in SE Asia.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

ew ew ew

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Seihachi: Hey, Mr. Noodle-man!
U-1: Hei hei. Welcome to my noodle shop.
Seihachi: One bowl of hot noodles, please.
U-1: Hei hei. Thank you.
Seihachi: Ah-, It’s very cold tonight, isn’t it?
U-1: Yes, it is especially cold tonight.
Seihachi: I can’t stand it, really. A cold night like this, I want to eat something hot and warm my stomach.... I heard your voice, so I ran to your noodle shop, so please hurry. By the way, how is business? ...What? Not good?... Well, it happens. It is not just you, but everybody... Don’t worry, good times will follow bad times in business. You see, you will get busy, that’s why it is called a business. Oh, oops, you already knew that, didn’t you? I shouldn’t have said that.
U-1: No, sir. Thank you.
Seihachi: By the way, what’s the name of your shop? What? BINGO... It is called BINGO?! That’s good! I am going to a casino after this. This is good luck for me! I’m going to win!
U-1: That’s nice. You’ll have a good time..... Hei hei, here you go.
Seihachi: Is it ready already!? You are so quick! Very quick! I have a short temper. When a noodle-man is slow, I don’t even feel like eating. But you are good. Let me see... Oh, you provide new chopsticks! Usually, other noodle shops provide old chopsticks. Who knows if they are clean or not. ... This bowl is very pretty. Only this one? No? All bowls are pretty? You are very good! Usually, other noodle shops use bowls with cracked and chipped edges. This is nice! Humm, this smells good. I eat noodles almost every night. I can tell if the noodles are good or not by their smell.

(Sound of eating noodles) Oh, good soup. This is fish broth, isn’ it? I know, I know! I eat noodles almost every night. (Sound of blowing on and eating noodles) Oh, good noodles. Sometimes noodles are too soft and soggy. They are no good. Noodles should be nice and firm. Your noodles are perfectly firm. These are good. (Sound of blowing on and eating noodles) Oh, look at this fish cake! This is very thick. Usually, other noodle shops cut fish cake very thin, like a piece of paper. (Eating fish cake) Ah, yes, this is real fish cake. Sometimes other noodle shops use sponge cake instead. That is terrible. It is something for a sick person to eat. (Sound of blowing on and eating noodles) Ah, they were delicious! I could eat another bowl of noodles, but may be not today. How much is it?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Roly poly fishheads, eat them up, yum!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

ahhh tuna muffins is a questionable term someone i know uses to describe "female sex organs"

x-post

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

weird. unless, y'know, these particular organs are muffin shaped...

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i think the word muff has something to do with it

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I ain't see nuffin

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

muff-licious

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

when I'm not buffin' the muffin, I'm stuffin' the muffin.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

into your gob?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is getting too long again....for my dumb computer anyway

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

can't you do the 'last 50 posts' option ipso?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm off to play a gig, have a good evening everyone!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

see ya, good luck!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha i was going to start a SERIOUS thread on ilx but reading this made me think twice. trayce, i haven't even read the thread in question, but i'm glad you stick to your guns. i tend to just disappear off the threads when certain personalities get too hostile. anyone wonder why this is the only ilx thread that retains my attention? its cos i am a cliquey bitch who only likes people from the southern hemisphere.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

:-(

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 07:20 (twenty-one years ago)

that last sentence was sarcastic, ned you rule!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

and not just cos you are an honorary new zealander.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

someone start a new thread then

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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