getting anonymous, vaguely threatening e-mails from ILXers offended by your bad language, then when you reply their email address doesn't work C/D?

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Someone named either Dan or Heidi (?) emailed me last night accusing me having having learned my bad language at home whilst growing up. I in turn accused them of being an awful speller but the email bounced back to me. Show yourself, villain!

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF?

That doesn't sound like any Dan we know...and we have no Heidi. Sounds like an idiot lurker.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

so it's either dan perry or heidi klum

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

you do swear, an awful lot.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck em. cocksuckers.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck off, twatmonkey

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

maybe

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

jess, are you calling me a twatmonkey??
hmm

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, but you did learn to swear at home, right?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm like David fucking Mamet, the bad language is almost rhythmic, you goddamn dickwads.

"Where'd you learn this language, you cock?!" "From you, mom, all right?? I learned it by watching you!!"

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You're better than Mamet, Gear. No need to be so fucking hard on yourself.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

MY VIRGIN EARS ARE BURNING YOU FUCKING ASSFOUNTAINS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

stop sweating.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Virgin ears my ass! I fucked your ear at the junior prom, you lying cuntswaddle.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT WAS YOU?????

(call me)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Any, any time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah at least I never wrote no goddamn fucking heist movies starring Danny DeVito as a shady fence or something. ohh I get it Mamet, heists always involve trickery and double-crosses and somehow Rebecca Pidgeon is always the femme fatale

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear, don't you mean motherfucking David bastard Mamet?

It's weird. My mom was the type to soap out mouths for bad language, but the SECOND I moved and became a college student it was all fuckin' bitch this, shithead asshole that. I have actually asked her if X was just being a cunt and she seriously replied, 'yes, a complete fucking cunt'.

I could win the entire swear jar with the revelation that I had to EXPLAIN to Nick Currie what felching was.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's something they do in Brainerd."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Mamet or Momet?
Fuckin' french goddamn cocksucker shitballs painters. Don't even have the assfried decency to make up different goatfucking names.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/64/94/12m.jpg "I am a writer. I write. I motherfucking write all the time, cocksuckers. That's what writers do."

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Heads up Matos! The person who told me what felching was is none other than Rod Smith. And just in case anyone's wondering about the context in which Nick was enlightened, I'm pretty sure he's never done this.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Rebecca Pidgeon cuz she is demented, but she really is the Rita Rudner of gun molls.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

You speak of Rebecca Pidgeon as if you know of what you speak. But I will put it to you that you are not speaking from knowledge. How does it feel, having it put to you?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 5 March 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic!! You've been threatened by someone with no balls so you've got bugger all to worry about. Cheers *urrrp*

regards,

REB

― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It wasn't me, but... You did learn your bad language at home growing up, didn't you DIDN'T YOU all the foul naughty language oh admit it admit it it will make you feel so much better it was all in the home where the LANGUAGE lurks you'll never get away with it you know you are doomed!!!1

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

my first words were, apparently, 'Jesus Fuggit' after my mum's favourite curse-phrase when i was but a babe...

― stevie (stevie), Sunday, 7 March 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

On one archaeological dig I was once on, "Felch!" somehow replaced "Fuck!" in the sweary-exclamation lexicon. We all got a lot of strange looks when we returned home.

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 7 March 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

urbandictionary gets more useful by the day...

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Sunday, 7 March 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

More just a headscratcher in general:

Date: 29 Mar 2004 01:47:25 -0000
To: ned@kuci.org
Subject: what thej fuck
From: jimocasio
Status:

I'm fmashed drickreen bacardi what the heol.,.ll is this shit.
I was lookking for tharsher pics what 6the fuck

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 March 2004 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

well, what the fuck indeed, Ned?

You obviously harshed the guy's buzz. Can't you see that?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 29 March 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Fine, be that way, ya punk!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 March 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Just make with the Thrasher pics already.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 29 March 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Thrasher, Brad

http://photo1.dukenews.duke.edu/pages/%20Sports%20Information/Swimming/2002-2003%20season/Mugs/Thrasher,Brad.jpg

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Monday, 29 March 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone has troubles with his T zone.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 29 March 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

this one is from:

laura (ljaone2000@hotmail.com)
Im looking for an educated answer moron!
==
This email was sent by laura (ljaone2000@hotmail.com), a user of ilXor.com.
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/index.php

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Monday, 29 March 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

She can't spell moran.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 March 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

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