T/S: Who won the space race?

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CCCP:

1st satellite
1st animal in space
1st man in space
1st man in orbit
1st woman in space
1st working space station (?)
Probe on Venus

USA:

Probe on the moon
Manned orbit of the moon
Man on the moon
Probe on Mars
Reusable Spacecraft
Probe on asteroid
Deep space probes galore
Hubble Telescope

Peoples Republic of China:

First pork dumplings in space

andy, Friday, 5 March 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, you're real fuckin' suave.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

????

andy, Friday, 5 March 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.simplynsync.com/News%20Briefs/March/lance_moscow2.jpg

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

No wait, I checked: it's still PC to make fun of the Chinese. Any and all asians OK for comedy. That includes Russia, and esp. India! SERIOUS!!! Ask the Simpsons and the middle class!

Johnson & Johnson, Friday, 5 March 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.raumfahrtgeschichte.de/images/wernhervbraun.jpg

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

gabbneb is correct; the germans won.

Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

The correct term is Chinee.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.air-and-space.com/nb52/Joe%20Walker%20a%20m.jpg

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone know who first flew over 50,000 feet (where "space" begins) and in what plane?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

(whoever they are, they were the first in space, and were followed by many pilots prior to the first astronaut)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

US: since we never landed on the moon but sold it to the american people

kephm, Friday, 5 March 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Wiley Post is believed to be the first to make it up to 50,000 feet, in the 30s, and he had a pressurized suit, so does that mean he broke the ceiling? If not, who did?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Answer: while 50,000 feet is where we define space biologically for human beings, the USAF says space begins at 265,000 feet or 50 miles, sufficient to qualify the pilot for astronaut wings. The first flight into space by a pilot was Robert White's on July 17, 1962 in the X-15.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 5 March 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's making fun of the Chinese? Of the three nations to have put a man in space, China will probably be short on "firsts." However, one notable element of their journey was the types of food brought on the the mission. It was felt that a menu of only Chinese foods would make the mission more interesting to the general population. From China Daily:

"The menu for his flight included freeze-dried shredded pork with garlic sauce and fried rice, and he brought along a sleeping bag for naps, CCTV said..."

Y'all need to LIGHTEN UP, Francis.

andy, Friday, 5 March 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The altitude record flight

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 5 March 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The shadowy "THEM" won the space race. They've been on the Moon since the 50s, Mars since 1962, and are currently reversing engineering UFOs at Area 51.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 5 March 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Not them again. They're always around!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

A few of them.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 5 March 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/History/alsj/astp/ast-3-191.jpg

I've always had a soft spot for the Soyuz-Apollo joint mission of '75. The race stopped for a moment, and mankind ate caviar on Ritz crackers in microgravity.

The Soviet outfits were cooler, though.

andy, Friday, 5 March 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck all this, I present to you Col. Joe Kittinger:

Kittinger floated to 102,800 feet (31,333 meters) in Excelsior III, an open gondola adorned with a paper license plate that his five-year-old son had cut out of a cereal box. Protected against the subzero temperatures by layers of clothes and a pressure suit--he experienced air temperatures as low as minus 94 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 70 degrees Celsius)--and loaded down with gear that almost doubled his weight, he climbed to his maximum altitude in one hour and 31 minutes even though at 43,000 feet (13,106 meters) he began experiencing severe pain in his right hand caused by a failure in his pressure glove and could have scrubbed the mission. He remained at peak altitude for about 12 minutes; then he stepped out of his gondola into the darkness of space. After falling for 13 seconds, his six-foot (1.8-meter) canopy parachute opened and stabilized his fall, preventing the flat spin that could have killed him. Only four minutes and 36 seconds more were needed to bring him down to about 17,500 feet (5,334 meters) where his regular 28-foot (8.5-meter) parachute opened, allowing him to float the rest of the way to Earth. His descent set another record for the longest parachute freefall.

During his descent, he reached speeds up to 614 miles per hour, approaching the speed of sound without the protection of an aircraft or space vehicle. But, he said, he "had absolutely no sense of the speed." His flight and parachute jump demonstrated that, properly protected, it was possible to put a person into near-space and that airmen could exit their aircraft at extremely high altitudes and free fall back into the Earth's atmosphere without dangerous consequences.

http://www.centennialofflight.gov/essay/Explorers_Record_Setters_and_Daredevils/Kittinger/EX31G4.jpg

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 5 March 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

He's got big balls.

andy, Friday, 5 March 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wingnuttoons.com/yogispac.jpg

jazz odysseus, Friday, 5 March 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Kittinger is pure guts. On one of those balloon flights he accidently released his parachute inside the tiny gondola and managed to repack the whole thing on the way up.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently as the story goes, when he jumped out he looked back up as he fell. Since there was no air resistance up there, it didn't feel like he was falling, but rather floating. as he looked it, it wasn't so much that he was falling, but that the balloon shot up as he fell off of it, and that he was sorta stuck there, trapped in space. eeek

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 6 March 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Impressive, yes, but this story would be a lot more entertaining if it involved a chimpanzee.

maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I just realized my above post is completely incoherent. I'll go apologize for that on the apology thread right now

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 6 March 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

it was worth deciphering

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 March 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)


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