Don't think: what was the last thing you said to your pet(s)?

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― maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"look, i'm not coming in here every time you bark to help you up onto the bed!"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"do you wanna be a polyester bride?"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"fuck off, cat"

― Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"ooh yeah that's the spot. uh huh"

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

All of a sudden, your pets seem so much more interesting than mine.

― maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"look, i'm not coming in here every time you bark to help you up onto the bed!"

Haha, replace "bark" with "whine" and that's essentially what I was going to post.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

old dogs are kinda sad

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

What kind of dog can't jump up on a bed? Are they old and dying or something?

(x-post. Oh.)

― maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

He's only five years old. He's just real little and whiney.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"you're now the biggest beastie on this farm, remember!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"come on big fat boy" (that was to abe. abe is huge.)

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

These quotes involving old and obese pets are depressing me.

― maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i have never had a pet. i am an only child whose mom had allergies and shit. pity me.

i like cats. but it would alarm me if one relied on me for food and such.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

*stabs self in chest*

― maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

*lots of unintelligible and sickly sweet baby talk gibberish in Spanish*

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Much better.

― maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"NOOOO!" I yelled at my 12 year old retriever as he chased a deer into the woods. I wasn't worried about him catching up, but rather finding deer shit and rolling in it.

― jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"why does everything i love run away from me?"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

bcause you are too tall

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sophia Maria, you're the most beautiful dog in the world!"

― kirsten (kirsten), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

the cat simply replied with a look that said "feed me or fuck off"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Sophie is a dog who acts like a cat. That's what's so great about her.

― kirsten (kirsten), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I just gave my cat some catnip. I said, "Do you want to get nipped?"

― Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bless you!"

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hey Manny. Yes, you were very good while I held Andrew, come on up."

― Hunter (Hunter), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"You are a figment of my imagination. Cookie?"

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"I am number one. You are number six."

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't have a pet. but my parents have a cat and the last thing i said to the cat was "you little motherfucker!" (it nearly scratched out my eye when i visited my folks for xmas).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I say stuff like that to my cat all the time. You know I'm going to make a great father someday.

― maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

doesn't anybody here do this with their pets??

"POOOOFI!! poofi puffi poofi! poofi poofi poofi? ayshee peeshi peeshi pooofy!!! peeshi poofy! peeshi peeshi. POOOFI!"

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but sometimes I lock mine in the basement and say "you stay there!"

― maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"hooda babykitty?"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"that doesn't taste too bad, you know you need to eat this medicine, stop squirming....foosh foosh fooosh foosh!"

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Saturday, 6 March 2004 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i always talk to my cat! but it's usually something like "dude stop knocking shit over, fuck!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 6 March 2004 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

or just complete nonsense.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 6 March 2004 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"do you want to go outside? see you later, pusscat"

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dougal, what was the last thing I said to you?"

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"scuse me, sweets..."

― petite verte (petite verte), Saturday, 6 March 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop teasing the dog like that, you stupid cat. He'll catch you one day, and then you'll be sorry!

― C J (C J), Saturday, 6 March 2004 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Meow! Meowwww!"

― Paul Eater (eater), Saturday, 6 March 2004 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no pet beyond the occasional spider in the corner. I say nothing to it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 March 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Aloof bitch.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 6 March 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Does the spider ever talk to MEEEE? No! It can fuck itself!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 March 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe you're just not paying enough attention to him.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 6 March 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not going to catch mites for it. MY TAXES DON'T GO TO SUPPORT LAZY ANIMALS THAT CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR THEMSELVES! < /D Aziz >

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 March 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Fine, go drive your yuppie-mobile and quaff your mocha lattes and ignore the PLIGHT OF THE SPIDERS!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 6 March 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I THINK I WILL! Besides, Charlotte's Web is leftist propaganda. So NER.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 March 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a lapdog of the right.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 6 March 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

They keep the FLEAS away.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 March 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Last thing I said to my cat: "OK, that's it, I've warned you enough. We're going to the zoo and I'm leaving you in the monkey house." He had just ruined one of my wife'S favorite sweaters.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Saturday, 6 March 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"cheers dad"

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 6 March 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

baldy mcbaldrigan to my dog.

― saza bob, Saturday, 6 March 2004 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"here, talk into this phone. say hi. no, DON'T eat it!"

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 March 2004 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

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