How many times can you wear your underwear between washings?

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Without causing offense to innocent bystanders, that is...

― DiskJockey Shorts, Saturday, 6 March 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

It depends how well you shake your penis and wipe your bum.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 6 March 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

What kind of sex do you have....?

― omg, Saturday, 6 March 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I was talking about dancing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 6 March 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Eeeeu! People!

Please, to anyone who is reading this thread, only wear your underwear for one day. I dunno about ladies' pants, but guys, ring the changes after 1 day, okay?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 6 March 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I do, don't worry.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 6 March 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno. Seems like people worry about this too much. If you don't have a washer in yer flat, it's a bore to do washing so often. I think 3 days or so is fine.

― DiskJockey Shorts, Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

NO! 3 days!

DO you people have no shame?

That's why you have at least 15 pairs of pants, so you can go without doing the laundry for a while.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

But isn't that kind of bourgeoise? I mean, what could be more natural? Animals don't have 15 pairs of pants. I mean, right, there are times when it isn't so tidy and maybe 2 days max in that case, but generally...

― DiskJockey Shorts, Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Attention Jon Williams: all you need to do to get a date with that chick is point out that you're not this guy.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

But DJ, along with cutlery and iPods, pants are what sepearted us from the animals.

If lions had pants, they would be a far more impressive creature.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

How many wearings CAN you get out of them is a vastly different question than how many wearings SHOULD you get out of them.

The answer to the latter question is one. ONLY ONE.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose the logical extension of this is that if you don't wear pants at all, you can only wear your trousers one time. And that's obv. just mad.

― DiskJockey Shorts, Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Although I do wear a different pair everyday, I think it is complete overkill and agree that it is an acute sign of ingrained accepted bourgeoise behavior. It's so ingrained in me that I had to include the preface to the statement. And I'm so bourgeoise that I had to include the sentence afterwards explaining the preface. and... and.. and.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, shit, how many pairs must you have? Over 4 or 5 is freakish bourgeoise consumerism. No one needs more than 3 or 4 pairs. You probably wear fur too.

― DiskJockey Shorts, Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i have lots of boxers because it's a safe, acceptable xmas/birthday present.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't wear undies, it solves all my problems

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, the only reason to wear pants is if your trousers abrade your cock. Otherwise, why?

― Skottie, Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

exactly and i have no cock, so theres no worries there

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Having no cock is no problem, unless you used to have have one!

― DiskJockey Shorts, Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

nah never had one, wouldn't mind renting one out occasionally though

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i bet the ass-end of yer trousers looks like a chocolate factory. and the front-end looks like someone spilled mountain dew.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

occasionally. Usually it's because theres been alcohol involved though

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is everyone so uptight about the most basic of human/animal functions?

― DiskJockey Shorts, Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

this gives a whole new meaning to that r. kelly album title, btw.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007E8J1.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― DiskJockey Shorts, Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

occasionally. Usually it's because theres been alcohol involved though

can i call you "lady godiva" from now on? :-)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

So chicks like have to change em every day, right, for reasons of hygiene, okay; but guys (unless they are sloppy in their pants) mostly do it cause mom said so. This could have to do with the American cleanliness obsession I heard in Germany most guys said they only changed theirs once a week.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i will now call all german guys "willy wonka"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

you can call me whatever you like eisbar

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

dude i don't know about y'all, but my underwear smells a little less than fresh after a full day's duty. maybe that's just me. maybe you guys lavender oil or something. one day per pair no matter what. it's not like it takes any effort to change your goddamn underwear.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, the Germans are the sensible ones. We're the ones that need to get over our fear of the dirty poo that we must never let out of the hole so keep your room nice and clean kids.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever, Pooey McButtcheek

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

for reasons of hygiene

Which means what, exactly?

― DiskJockey Shorts, Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay do you live with a woman? There is this discharge issue.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

girls back me up u know i luv u

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like a self cleaning oven.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

but my underwear smells a little less than fresh

I mean, frankly, how do you know? You can smell them through your trousers? Or when exactly?

― DiskJockey Shorts, Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Some questions are better left unanswered.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

What about the French women? Every 6 weeks? On the holidays?

I was also going to ask if tongue cleans count as a change of underwear? Because afterwards they have been changed. They have saliva all over them. If not, no, I've never changed mine.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahh man self cleaning oven is kinda getting to me lol.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The normal way in which you tell if something smells.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Honorable discharge, might I add.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh ew.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

haha and the thread takes a turn for the better

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(ps: Luna, "self cleaning oven" is the awesomest description of this phenomenon I've ever heard)

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(thank you, I like it too)

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, I wish other things were self cleaning.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Like my dogs for instance (no pun intended.)

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a self lubricating oven.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 36 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

lol!

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I reversed them and realized that luna is a perv. So is Hitler.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, yeah now the CIA is doing perv patrol duty.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

DAN is the perv. I'm perfectly innocent. Practically.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

lol. I want my mind connected to this. Just so that I can record all the posts and reply instantly. It would be fun. Like the Matrix on speed.---Typical thing a teenager would say. My god (not the Christian God, that's why it's lowercase, although I do love Jesus. Kinda accept him as a role model. Not the Hollywood Jesus, that died on the Cross for me and blah blah blah, that Christians are glad that he died, and probably wouldn'tve saved him if they could get a time machine and go back in time with a Thompson and kill the people who tied Jesus to the cross, then became his personal bodyguard. God, how selfish they are! My god is Phoenix. Bird of Rebirth. Whenever I mess up it just tells me to forget and go on with my life. Never happened. I'm the best, that sort of thing.)...wait what was I talking about?

I still think that this is my greatest post yet so far.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

and I'm keeping the crackpipe luna. As consolation to our beloved affair.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew it!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

crack is always behind everything

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, yes. "yet so far" should've clued you in.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you read it? Did you? Did you?

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if Jesus stained his underwear. If he wore underwear. If he changed underwear.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

So you sniff caine often or is this your first time?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.danielcurran.com/images/FatherDanShirts/4295735_F_tn.gif

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

So does the first W stand for "who?"

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I see what you did there. Very clever.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh great. Classic! BTW THAT REMINDS ME! While we're on anti-Gentile topics, or pro-genital, possibly I might as well throw this in:
hold on:

how do i add an image?

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

So Jesus wears thongs? Sexy...I think...

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

or celibate-y...although personally I think he banged Maria Magdalena, and had a child. Though it was Platonic.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone answer previous question? I think you will enjoy it.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you people are inconsistent. A million posts one second, .00001 posts the next.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

People in not being your robotic slaves shockah

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

oops OTM

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Oops is right you know. People cannot be your robotic slaves because they are clearly all my robotic slaves.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Now dance, robots, dance!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I own you though.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Dan is right. The master is always right.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

what does OTM mean?

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:33 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is OTM

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:33 (twenty-one years ago)

on the money?

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Jawohl!

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

or on the momus?

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

C:\Program Files\Clay's Folder\J is for jesus.jpg

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

the god fearing masses better look out...
Cause he's been dead for a long time,
but he's back
and he's pissed....

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

done before WTC!

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I once read that people who were crucified were naked at the time. Is The Passion of the Christ historically accurate in this regard?

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 7 March 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

crack is always behind everything
-- Dan I

Finally, back on topic...

I'll concede, however, that you should probably not wear a thong more than 2 or 3 times without washing it. But you probably shouldn't wear a thong anyway.

― DiskJocky Shorts, Sunday, 7 March 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

lol. But they're so comfy. Jesus agrees!

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

CALL MICKY ON THE ANGLEPHONE1! I AM VERY UPSET WIHT GOOFIE!!

― KARL SMUMFY, Sunday, 7 March 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread could turn into guess what kind of underwear various ILXors wear.

Dan Perry and Momus, obv. both wear this style:

http://www.topdrawers.com/images/photo.gif

― DiskJocky Shorts, Sunday, 7 March 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

that is to say,

http://www.topdrawers.com/images/photo.gif

― DiskJockey Shorts, Sunday, 7 March 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, well. guess we'll never know...

― DiskJockey Shorts, Sunday, 7 March 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, if I could actually take a picture and somehow do a live-action Photoshop onto my own body, I would steal that guy's torso.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 7 March 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, the Germans are the sensible ones. We're the ones that need to get over our fear of the dirty poo that we must never let out of the hole so keep your room nice and clean kids.

it's my understanding that some germans have taken this a little too far.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 7 March 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

also I knew this guy in college that would start every semester with a fresh batch of boxer shorts and then he would toss them up on the top shelf of his closet after wearing them on the theory that they would air out and he could wear them again after a few days.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 March 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

WORST CLOSET EVER

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 March 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

he went by 'worm'.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 March 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

For the record, the photo(s) posted above aren't showing up on my monitor. When I saved the picture and then viewed the file, I was a tad horrified by the picture that was there. It was not the intended photo. However, judging from Dan P.'s lack of denial, those may be the pants he wears. And more power to him.

― DiskJockey Shorts, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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