I R asking science question!

Answer or I R HaX0ring you!

red shift (eg compare colour of squished tomato as recalled at rest w.colour as you perceive it to be currently, receding from you)

That idiot FatNick has had some argument with one of his stupid friends about travelling to Alpha Centauri - he say it not possible, stoopid friend says IS possible as we don't know how far it is to AC, only rough lab estimates and labs are stupid, and as a result we don't really know how far away the sun is, how far the stars are etc, the true speed of light etc. This fellow also believes all that nonsense about how if you reverse speech it reveals the TRUE message, etc etc.

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Space travel does seem difficult becuase matter can only travel close to light speed and even at that speed it would take more than a human's life time to reach the nearest star

Proxima centauri = four light yrs away

Travelling at a tenth the speed of light, it would take 40 years = half the life expectancy of the high-end humanZoR picked for such a trip...

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Blimey! The second half of this thread makes the first half almost look as if it makes sense.

It makes (almost) perfect sense to me as I have a HAX0R TRANSLATOR PROGRAM cos I are a smartypants.

calling occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft

apart from dg and fatnick turning into cartoon baboons this thread makes no sense at all

i used to just ignore these Norman Fay haX0r speak posts. but finally, i have seen the light, and I can read them. My life is now complete

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