Is it OK to wear glasses even though I am a stripper?

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So - just wondering - is it true that "guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses"?
Thanks.

― Sexy Dancer, Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. It's true. Guys hate chicks in glasses. But they think strippers are smart and sexy.

― what a great question, Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"sexy librarian look" = ALWAYS guarantees hard-ons and big tips!

― pervbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"I bet she's going to college, I should slip an extra fiver in."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

thank you, i have just cum.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it okay to that I wear shoes, even though I work in a grocery store? Is it true that people shopping for food expect me to greet them in a cart?

― what a great question, Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Its not the eyes, but the ass." Aristoltle

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

that hanle y post reminded me of a (reputedly) true aristotle quote.

unknown 2d century BC athenian: aristotle, is it true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
aristotle: that's the argument of a blind man.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

ummm....wow. Hey, did you guys hear about that one dude who was wearing Tom Brokaw's baby shoes? While stripping? I wonder if that's okay. With Tom, and all.

― Helen, Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

insofar as the topic interest me, I approve of the thread-setting question. that is all.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

It's certainly okay. Indeed, it's recommended!

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I never wore my glasses when I was a stripper, mostly because I didn't want to see the audience (except later I found out that Luke Wilson was my audience one time, but I didn't know because I was blind, and I was mad).

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Was he wearing baby shoes?

― Helen, Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Glasses = hot.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Beats me!
d'oh

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 7 March 2004 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

My wife was wearing glasses when I met her. I still think she's smarter (and sexier) than me. In reality, this is true.

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 7 March 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm. Sexy.
Aristotle sucks anyways
Galileo and Copernicus could kick his ass any day. And they did too. If you read the Greek correctly.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Or is it Latin?

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"ass" in Greek = "can" in Latin, hence "kick the can," a children's game that was originally about startling mules

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 7 March 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I generally find glasses sexy on a woman. Is there anyone here who doesn't? A naked woman wearing glasses is doubly sexy.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 7 March 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Ummm, the one time I have actually been in the presence of a stripper (my bachelor party, honest!), she wore glasses. It was not un-sexy, really.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 7 March 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The one time I've been in the presence of a stripper he was wearing a fireman's helmet and half a bottle of baby oil.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

As long as it's not Nana Mouskouri, then hell yeah...

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Pardon while I scrub that image from my brain.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

A naked woman wearing glasses is doubly sexy.

Shityeah, especially if she's tapping a pen between her teeth...

*has cold shower*

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Strippers, Strippers, Strippers!
Always a delightful conversation, as long as they are buxom. No ugly ones here, and no men Matt, that's just...unsound perhaps?

I'll reiterate: Glasses are hot on the right chick, and not hot on the wrong chick! It also depends on the shape and size of the glasses.

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

It's fine, but wouldn't you have to take them off too at some point?

― mei (mei), Sunday, 7 March 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Your clothes are all made of velcro so you don't have to take them over your head! Everyone knows that about strippers.

― brainy (Amity), Sunday, 7 March 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't wear enough clothes to bother with the head bit. also, stripping, and erotica in general, is not about what comes off but what is, strategically, left on.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 7 March 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Salma Hayek wearing pigtails and glasses in Dogma: only time I have ever seen any type of stripper representation in any movie ever in which it actually seemed even remotely sexy.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 7 March 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I was about to say, Ally!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 7 March 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

step into my office, baby

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 7 March 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not a stripper, Dan!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, she's a dancer, not a whore

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

My fiancee is a tabledancer/poledancer(the word 'stripper' is a bit out of date now,so I'm told under pain of death!),and I think she looks much sexier with glasses.Especially with the Britney Spears-type school uniform,or the sophisticated evening dress!

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

A stripper tonight told me that I act really young in subtle ways, that I am smarter than I am old, and that I am secretly very controlling. It was troubling.

― loggedout, Friday, 27 August 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Was this followed by a list of charges, loggedout?

― ___ (___), Friday, 27 August 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Stripper Eye for the Straight Guy. The most anticipated new show this fall.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

was this in a private room or just at like the grocery store or what?

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

How about Stripper Eye for the Straight Female ILXor?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

or is the stripper one of your colleagues?

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

tho i do like the idea that strippers can understand a lapdancee's total psychology just from that interaction, like full body palmreading or something

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

had a conversation about kafka with a stripper... she knew a lot more than i did.
she took off her glasses midway through our conversation and told me they were
a prop. she said she got much better tips when she wore the glasses. i didn't
bring up kafka, btw. i'm not that odd.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha this thread is great!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i was in vegas for a bachelor party, sitting in the back corner with my friend, and a cute little stripper sat on his lap and we chatted for about 20minutes about farts.

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 27 August 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes please.

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Hold on there, Jackson... this isn't the same sexyDancer we all know and love?

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, I was just imagining saying to a lapdancer after her performance "Thanks - that was really Kafkaesque."

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 27 August 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I think this was my first post ... my gf put me up to it.
xxpost

― sexyDancer, Friday, 27 August 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

I was looking for another glasses thread to ask if Nabisco ordered those Malcolm X glasses we discussed there, but I couldn't find it.

― StanM, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 09:36 (eighteen years ago)

(And no, I don't think he was going to wear them while stripping.)

― StanM, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 09:44 (eighteen years ago)

how recently is it that places like "spearmint rhino" have become popular in england? i have been hearing that there has been a recent "holiday inn"-ization of the business whereas before...? (i have just been cast in a play where my character runs an english strip club!)

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

Xpost If so, I'd so want him to youtube that.

― stevienixed, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 10:17 (eighteen years ago)

spearmint rhino?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 6 June 2007 11:46 (eighteen years ago)

We have spearmint rhino venues too! The idea of a strip joint franchise is kinda frightening somehow.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

deja vu

― hstencil, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

or maybe you have been there before...

― onimo, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

deja vu

― hstencil, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

sort of embarrassing that i'd set my VCR to record about 5 episodes of a ~~thinly-disguised promotion of~~ reality show called "inside the spearmint rhino" while i had a guest staying at my house.. i got back last night and was explaining "yeah, it's for research". don't ask me about the name, god knows how they came up with it.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

whoever came up w/that name spearmint rhino is a genius genius

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

tracer hand has a vcr?!?

― hstencil, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

modern technology

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

well whatever you call boxes that record tv shows

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

dvr?

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

recordo-box

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

camera

― StanM, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

spearmint rhino

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

Spearmint Rhino founder John Gray bought chain of children's restaurants called Peppermint Elephant, converted them to strip clubs and shifted the name.

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/business/story/0,6903,643832,00.html

― Kerm, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

oh thats so much better than i couldve ever imagined

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

Wonder what kind of place a Wint-O-Green Hippo would be... or a Cinnamon Tapir.

― Kerm, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

I expected Spearmint Rhino was going to be some kind of obscure Scots dialect for sperm horn or something :-/

― StanM, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

A schoolboy was given an unexpected surprise for his 16th birthday when a stripper turned up in his drama class.

The stripper - dressed as a policewoman - had been booked by the boy's mother, who had apparently asked for a "gorilla" to mark her son's big day.

The woman even asked the teenager's teacher at Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College to film the event so the family could see his reaction.

On arriving halfway through the lesson, the stripper walked the unnamed boy around the class on all fours like a dog.

To the soundtrack of Britney Spears, she then spanked him 16 times - once for each year - before stripping down to her bra and knickers.

It was only when she asked the schoolboy to rub cream on her that the shocked teacher called a halt to the show.

The boy's mother reportedly told the school the incident was the result of a booking error.

On Thursday a spokeswoman for the local education authority, Nottinghamshire County Council, said they were investigating how the incident happened.

She confirmed that nobody had been suspended and the police were not involved.

The spokeswoman said: "We and the school are investigating into the situation."

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

: - O

― Just got offed, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

dear stripper who realizes that she's stripping at a high school for a 16th birthday and doesn't call in to figure out what the hell was going on: i love you.

dear 16 year old kid: congrats, you're a legend.

― Will M., Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Hang on, his mother hired a gorilla to surprise her son at school?

What is she, Sally James of Tiswas fame or summat?

― Mark G, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

It was only when she asked the schoolboy to rub cream on her that the shocked teacher called a halt to the show.

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

I am trying to imagine the teacher's face.

: - O approximates it best, I suspect.

― Just got offed, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

A spokeswoman said: "We and the school are investigating into the situation."

One teenager, who witnessed the show, told the Daily Mail: "She (the stripper) asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn't been doing his homework.

"Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on.

"No-one could believe it. Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times - once for each year - on the bottom with her whip.

"Then she took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in.

"To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned - and when the cream came out she told the stripper 'That's it. That's enough'."

The teenager said the boy the ran out of the classroom while the stripper calmly packed her bag and left.

― NickB, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

So someone horny got the gorilla! LOL!

― StanM, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF229-Miggs.jpg

― ledge, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

the boy the ran out of the classroom

poor dude must've been embarrassed as heck

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 8 November 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)