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Does anyone know of a way, on the interweb, to track someone down when you only have their mobile phone number? This sounds really despicable and stalkery, so I'll explain - I wish to find where my nemesis MS lives, so I can send FatNick and his horrible little friends out on a mission to throw eggs at his house and order up an armada of minicabs, emergency plumbers/locksmiths, pizza delivery blokes etc round to his house. FatNick & co are experts at this, you see.

― DG, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NEW EVIL ANSWERS!

― DG, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

192.com, but I think you have to pay these days.

Can't you just do the proper stalker thing and follow them home (or send one of your evil henchmen).

― Graham, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dg looks like the guy who couldn't see the 3d sailboat in mallrats.

― ethan, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know what you're talking about Ethan, but I hope you're not being rude.

― DG, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

who is MS

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

not me don't worry

― mark s, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i think dg's entire world is a lame mac vs. pc chatroom argument, hence the divine lc being divine and ms getting egged. it's a parable of our times.

― ethan, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Ethan is a horrid little man, and hope he doesn't have a nasty accident or a brush with anthrax in the near future.
Anyway, MS is my nemesis from high school, a horrible fatheaded BNP supporter who I haven't seen for years and I unfortunately bumped into him recently on a mailing list. I have smashed him in our little email battle of wits and I now wish to irritate him further with dairy products.

― DG, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What are you doing with your arch-enemy's mobile phone number anyway?

― jamesmichaelward, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hahahaa! It was given to me by the bloke who runs the list, he is a DG sympathiser who hates MS.

― DG, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So surely, you just need to press this guy and he'll give it to you, no?

― jamesmichaelward, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Possibly not, and certainly not now, he'll be in bed after a hard day's interviewing (Turin Brakes tonight, apparently).

― DG, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R thinking City wide egging on cards! he must live in house eventually!

― Special Agent Fatnick, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

just tell the ANL where he lives, they'll sort him out

― Ed, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

FatNick, you can't egg the whole city, that's too expensive. And no airstrikes either!

― DG, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you knew MS in high school then you know his name and stuff too - why can't you look him up with that? Better yet, look up chis parents and egg them. Or you could create a female profile, get "chatty" with him and find out the info that way.

― toraneko, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R thinking DG spoling Fatnick fun yet again!

― Demoted agent Fatnick, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

here might help.

― Mr Noodles, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i r thinking this is the funniest ting i have seen all day!

― katie, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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