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Does anyone know of a way, on the interweb, to track someone down when you only have their mobile phone number? This sounds really despicable and stalkery, so I'll explain - I wish to find where my nemesis MS lives, so I can send FatNick and his horrible little friends out on a mission to throw eggs at his house and order up an armada of minicabs, emergency plumbers/locksmiths, pizza delivery blokes etc round to his house. FatNick & co are experts at this, you see.

DG, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NEW EVIL ANSWERS!

DG, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

192.com, but I think you have to pay these days.

Can't you just do the proper stalker thing and follow them home (or send one of your evil henchmen).

Graham, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dg looks like the guy who couldn't see the 3d sailboat in mallrats.

ethan, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know what you're talking about Ethan, but I hope you're not being rude.

DG, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

who is MS

Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

not me don't worry

mark s, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i think dg's entire world is a lame mac vs. pc chatroom argument, hence the divine lc being divine and ms getting egged. it's a parable of our times.

ethan, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Ethan is a horrid little man, and hope he doesn't have a nasty accident or a brush with anthrax in the near future.
Anyway, MS is my nemesis from high school, a horrible fatheaded BNP supporter who I haven't seen for years and I unfortunately bumped into him recently on a mailing list. I have smashed him in our little email battle of wits and I now wish to irritate him further with dairy products.

DG, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What are you doing with your arch-enemy's mobile phone number anyway?

jamesmichaelward, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hahahaa! It was given to me by the bloke who runs the list, he is a DG sympathiser who hates MS.

DG, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So surely, you just need to press this guy and he'll give it to you, no?

jamesmichaelward, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Possibly not, and certainly not now, he'll be in bed after a hard day's interviewing (Turin Brakes tonight, apparently).

DG, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R thinking City wide egging on cards! he must live in house eventually!

Special Agent Fatnick, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

just tell the ANL where he lives, they'll sort him out

Ed, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

FatNick, you can't egg the whole city, that's too expensive. And no airstrikes either!

DG, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you knew MS in high school then you know his name and stuff too - why can't you look him up with that? Better yet, look up chis parents and egg them. Or you could create a female profile, get "chatty" with him and find out the info that way.

toraneko, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R thinking DG spoling Fatnick fun yet again!

Demoted agent Fatnick, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

here might help.

Mr Noodles, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i r thinking this is the funniest ting i have seen all day!

katie, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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