It is so hot

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The heat is on in my apartment and it's hotter than first love, even with all windows open. So I'm sitting here topless. Is this acceptable, considering there are two other people here and my neighbors can see me, or should society be more accepting of women being in states of undress? Why is ok for me to be topless? Discuss, damnit.

Ally, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of course it's fine for women to go around topless . . .

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm sure there's a HILERRIOUS zappa song about that.

ethan, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, it's called "Fembot in a Wet T-Shirt." But we've already had a thread about such things. And while we're at it, you should check out "Keep It Greasy" since it's on the same record. You can tell us if there are any Styx songs (HILERRIOUS or no) about it, too.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There's a serious answer in here somewhere. Unfortunately I am not the one to provide it.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's partly cloudy outside and I can't find my pants.

Cryosmurf, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of course, Ally could just turn down the heat. And end this dilemna for tonight, anyway.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought there was some topless-supportive ordinance passed in NYC? (And I SWEAR I brought this up in an Old Skool ILE thread.)

Heh. "Topless-supportive". That's almost witty. If only it wasn't gramatically clumsy.

David Raposa, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ah yes, the ironic HOT APARTMENT IN WINTER. I suggest nudity is allowed. I am always topless is heat. But I sispect miss ally wants us to lust after tit of she!

Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Also Sprach Hanle y.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HEY ALLY SHOW US YOUR TITS !
waits to be slapped hard

anthonyeaston, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

its your apartment, you can do whatever the hell you want. screw anyone who says otherwise

di, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ally wiggling her tits out the nyc windows = so damn hot, fuck girl you go, you are america, you are the wind that blows hot trumpets ounds, aadn bebop blues all through the night, setting souls on fire, wiggle baby wiggle - if everybody shook like ally shook, there would be no more fighting.

Geoff, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am topless supportive! I r not P|-|33|2!/\/@ grammatical errors!

pervert Fatnick, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ally wiggling her tits out the nyc windows = so damn hot, fuck girl you go, you are america, you are the wind that blows hot trumpets ounds, aadn bebop blues all through the night, setting souls on fire, wiggle baby wiggle - if everybody shook like ally shook, there would be no more fighting.

ANd this is a GAY guy saying this!

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

post-queer, please.

Geoff, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've been publically topless a certain number of times, but I can state that for damn sure none of them had anything to do with feeling too warm. Going topless for comfort = they are flat. Exhibitionsism is pretty cool. The breast is ridiculously sexualised in western society, which has given the breast immense power. As long as women do not let that power be exploited by men, what reason is there for desexualising them? It's a power lost for women - not a power gained. Sure things would be more 'equal' but shit, I wonder whether women can really afford to be giving up the few 'priviledges' granted by the patriarchy just yet. Will men keep up their end of the bargain in a truly equal society? Look at this stupid resentful backlash against the whole girl power thing, which was nothing more than women trying to take ownership of that male defined sexuality rather than redefining it in some universal terms - many men obviously perceive women who keep those powers as more threatening than the bra burners who didn't. Eh... I spose I'm not black and white on this one since the conflict can be counterproductive and all. It's an alternately great and terrible thing to have boobs.

Kim, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I should mention that thanks to that bra size thread I know that Ally is *not* flat, so is probably an exhibitionist who is probably also one of the lucky few who is comfortable nude beacuse she's a gravity defying amazon, which means Ally = most powerful woman in the world. ;)

Kim, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm completely under all of your power (s) cos you get your tits out.

Ronan, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If that was sarcastic, it just proved the whole resentment thing.

Kim, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes I'm a bitter twisted caveman.

Ronan, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pterodactyl wing? Only partially chewed... *offers*

Kim, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As long as women do not let that power be exploited by men

This seems a fairly big 'as long as', tho.

Tom, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, I know. Gender politics are one big ugly mess. This is probably a mistake for me to even talk about it cause I usually end up feeling all wound and choked up afterwards.

Kim, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R macho! I R all powerful man!

Macho Fatnick!, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

does fatnick have bitchtits?

Geoff, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R fatnick's bitchtits!

di, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of course, Ally could just turn down the heat. And end this dilemna for tonight, anyway

If I could do that, I would do that. We have no control over it. Though now that I know that going topless makes me the most powerful woman in the universe, even if I could turn off the heat, I wouldn't.

There is a thing in NYC saying that topless women are allowed, which I agree with cos it's just sexist otherwise.

Ally, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...
It's this time of year again, but I'm in Chicago and there's freezing rain outside. :-(

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Fancy a burger?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

It's lovely here.

adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

It's down to be about 12 degrees now! Wahoo! There was a nice sunset, followed by a rain storm. This is the best time of year!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

Things it is hot as:

1. Fuck

2. Hell

3. Shit

4. A motherfucker

5. Satan's crab lice

6. An oven

7. A pistol

8. Stolen merchandise

9. A different oven that is also hot

10. Texas in August

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

Today in Siena it was 40 degrees Celsius- what was it in Fahrenheit? Help me internet to understand the torture of August in Tuscany.

Drew Daniel, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

my russian blood is not adapting well to august in l.a.

get bent, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

I am sweating on my boss' nice chair

admrl, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

holy shit the internet tells me it's 98 outside my air-conditioned building.

only 12% humidity though, but still

joygoat, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

Don't make me post this one again people.

http://i35.tinypic.com/2ntcy8k.png

libcrypt, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

Farenheit to Celsius converter

But the short answer is 104 degrees. Pretty serious.

News 8 Austin says today's high was 98, but it felt hotter than that to me.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

104 deg F (damn, x-posted!)

snoball, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

Thanks to all who helped clarify my misery. Jeezus. No wonder rational thought is impossible. I just wander around, stare at things, drink coffee, and sweat.

Drew Daniel, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

hot coffee?

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

lolz at #9

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

[The heat is on in my apartment and it's hotter than first love]

first love!!!

the pinefox, Friday, 8 August 2008 12:14 (seventeen years ago)

it is disagracefully unhot here.

blueski, Friday, 8 August 2008 12:23 (seventeen years ago)

hot as balls the other day dudezzzz

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 August 2008 12:32 (seventeen years ago)

leaving for Maine next week THANK GOD OR I BE DEAD.

quincie, Friday, 8 August 2008 13:08 (seventeen years ago)

fucking AC is out in this office! temperature and anger is rising.

carne asada, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

fifteen years pass...

okay it's not that hot here, maybe 90*F or something, but I just saw two crows on the grass really struggling.. they were panting like dogs, I almost thought they were dying. I wish I had a hose to spray them down

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 June 2024 00:29 (one year ago)

97 in Sacramento today
104 tomorrow

and lo it begins: we fry in misery until October ;_;

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 01:27 (one year ago)

meanwhile in scotland im contemplating putting my heating back on (in june ffs!)

LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 09:09 (one year ago)

It's only gonna be in the low 60s today in my part of Montana, but at least it's stopped raining. Meanwhile it's in the 80s back in NJ. I don't miss it.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 15:07 (one year ago)

supposed to be 87* here in Oakland today, and then cooling down towards the weekend

meanwhile in scotland im contemplating putting my heating back on (in june ffs!)

I leave for Sweden next week, trying to gauge what clothes to bring.. it was pretty warm there last June

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 June 2024 16:38 (one year ago)

two months pass...

It has been aggressively hot around here. Just miserable. Luckily today should be the last day of the worst of it.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 15:16 (one year ago)

Much of August was actually pleasant here in DC, even had the windows open for several days last week and the week before. Fortunately our current heatwave won't last, but tomorrow is supposed to be triple digits.

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 15:57 (one year ago)


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