john cena's love life

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is john cena single

― tami ryan, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

if he is, I call dibs!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

well hes such a total hottie and i close my eyes when he gets hurt!!
Hes funny and has a great since of humur. Well it would be great to have an autograph but it would never happen...... Oh When does he come to lasvegas for autograph time would you know??????

― kayla ann harris, Saturday, 13 March 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't you go in Raw and find the girl you want.Maybe you and Trish Stratus are good partners.

― Aldon Jake C. Villaflor, Saturday, 13 March 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

hey john cena, why don't you search for the girl named lee hyori in google and click image. see, i think both of you would make a good couple! no doubt, she's hot and you're hot too...!!! lee hyori and john cena rocks!!!

― fides june ramos, Saturday, 13 March 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope that all you folks know that John Cena STOPPED reading this website a few months back. You've pissed him off with your incessant questions and he is not returning.

now, La Parka, on the other hand, reads the place all the time. Feel free to leave any comments for La Parka.

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Saturday, 13 March 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i think John & Stephanie make a good couple after what trish did that stops john from doing that

― Cristina Hernandez, Saturday, 20 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohh!! I think JOhn is more better to Stephannie Mcmahon don't U think so\

― Lianne Angeles, Monday, 22 March 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohh!! I think JOhn is more better to Stacie Orrico
\ don't U think so\

― Lianne Angeles, Monday, 22 March 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohh!! I think JOhn is more better to Stacie Orrico
\ don't U think so\

― (Lianne Angeles), Monday, 22 March 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 March 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

this is awesome. I thought they were talking about Jon Seda. I had no idea who John Cena was until today. God bless ggl, who seems to be at war with us?

― Huck, Monday, 22 March 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN is so better than all of the other guys wich i dont even know ther names! iv always loved him and him only ever since i was 5 i loved him! im still single john if you need anyone you can always ask me! love you john ! XOXOXOXOXOX Kat~~~~***~~~

― Kat, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN is so better than all of the other guys wich i dont even know ther names!

!!!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

you people are corny, John Cena is mine!

― Jen Marie, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

A corny ILE fuxx?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN CENA hates all of you. Overtly.

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I know how to increase traffic to I Love Comics now!

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

John cena rules i kno his full basic thuganomics song WORD LIFE!!!

― Rahman, Saturday, 27 March 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

hey John i am one of your fans man you rap like crazy e-mail me ok word life.

― Jeriel Pena, Saturday, 27 March 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I am totaly obsessed he is so fu**in hot!!! i think bout him wen i wake up until i go to sleep its scaring me !!HES HOT!! if you dun get the point hes mine

― Brittany Strelive, Monday, 29 March 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

you guys have no idea! Like John Cena really is gonna just email you or want to date you.

― blablabla, Monday, 29 March 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah i know JOHN CENA is really hot but please stop acting like that maybe his in love with some one also yeah i love him i even have his photos in my bainder and i always seen him fight i love how he rap and talk his so hot i wish some day i get to see him in person and have his picture.
See ya JOHN CENA
Brenda Aguilar

― Brenda Liceth, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You all are in luck. John Cena is going to release a rap album on Dreamworks. It'll have cameos from Nate Dogg, Big Boi, Cam'ron, RJD2, Lil Jon, and Dr Dre doing the narration between tracks.

look for news about it on his website. BE SURE TO PRE-ORDER!!!11111!!!1

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there anyone with a lamer finishing move than Cena? He really needs some good moves in the ring to match his fan appeal and charisma.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Finishing moves have always been the final jigsaw piece in a great wrestler. A move can look good though if both the wrestler and his opponents sell it as great, no matter how shit it is: qf Hogan's legdrop.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

He's just sort of been throwing them lazily off his shoulders and still standing up lately. I want an insanely over the top neck-crushing death valley driver, damnit.

― ferg (Ferg), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think anybody would want to be THAT associated with Perry Saturn, tho...

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, you associate the DVD with Perry Saturn? Lou motherfucking Spiccoli, man. "Madonna's Boyfriend" himself.

Of course, a lot further down the scale, there's Ahmed Johnson....

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

a lamer finishing move than Cena? He really needs some good moves in the ring to match his fan appeal and charisma.

erm... the people's elbow???

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i wasn't watching when Spiccoli was still alive...

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Who the fuck is john cena?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

he hosts that "Pimp Ride" show...

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

We should just start a "Who is John Cena" thread.

The People's Elbow has dramatic build-up, though. Everyone gets ready to cream their pants when he takes that elbow pad off. When I first saw Cena pull off his DVD, they way he sold it, I would've needed goddamn Michael goddamn Cole to oversell "OMG DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, THE DVD, THE DVD" to know it was a finisher.

― Vitamin Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

if JOHN CENA is looking at this i hope he like that others people opinion he is so "HOT" i really like him see ya.

"JOHN CENA WORD LIFE"

― Brenda Liceth, Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck's the death valley driver?

The five knuckle shuffle is one of the better (IE more entertaining) downed-opponent moves.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

is basic punctuation really THAT MUCH at odds with the Youth of America?

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

death valley driver is what c3na calls the F-U (good name) as is the five knuckle shuffle

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

good name, that is, the 5ks isn't the dvd.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i am so happy to watch the youth of america speak up on this thread. can we start an eddy guerrero thread just for the sake of google-comparisons?

― maura (maura), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

HEY EDDY I THINK YOUR THE BEST YOU SHOULD COME TO MY SCHOL AND SHOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR LATENO HEET HOLLA BACK K THNX

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Cena's version is a sort of weak looking DVD. Traditionally it would involve falling over sideways from the same position and driving hapless opponent man into the mat head/neck first in wince-inducing fashion.

― ferg (Ferg), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

what a sissy

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

JOhn cena,are you dating anyone.I am such a big fan of yours.I watch you every thuresday,and saturday.you are so cool.I am your biggest fan ever in history.You totally rock.you are so cool.i'll be watching

― Mandi Forrester, Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

VIVA LA RAZA

― Vitamin Leee (Leee), Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

WOLFPACK IN DA HOUSE!!!!!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 1 April 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I love you john cena!
U r a hottie!!!!
I love u and your
moves.
U r SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Jessica Colica, Friday, 2 April 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is on the second page of google results on "John Cena". WTF?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 2 April 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The People's Elbow falls into the category that Dom cites Hulk Hogan's leg-drop for - something poor that the wrestler sells superbly. Cena does not sell his FU much at all. And the Rock has the Rock Bottom too, which is much better. The 5-Knuckle Shuffle is about as potent a move as the Worm (though less entertaining), and no one is touting Scotty as a big main event contender.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 2 April 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 23 April 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

you are so cute and sexy John cena your mine you are the cuttiest man?

― kaitlyn darlene Aleman, Friday, 23 April 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00019DTG2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 23 April 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

THE FUNKY BUNCH RIDES AGAIN

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 23 April 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

...The more I read this, the more i hate wwe fans

John Cena is a good wrestler, he could pull the standing fireman's carry off a little better, but a good wrestler all in all. Either way, he doesnt deserve 9000000 posts of girls oozing their beavers over him, god damn.

Ladies, go for lucha libre.. they're the real men. El Santo, Blue Demon, Mil Mascaras, La Parka, etc

Oh, and that guy about cutting yourself wasn't lying.. take the kitchen knife and drag from your wrist all the way to your elbow.

Seacrest OUT

― Ryan Seacrest, Friday, 23 April 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

hi!!! Today is an Angel's birthaday : John Cena
John i really luv u!!! Happy birthday by:
me!!!!!!!!!And my friends : sara, ilaria, ylenia, jessica. giulia, eleonora and others...!

― SANTA, Friday, 23 April 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Pleze somebody answer me!!! If somebody want to talk bout John CENA i’m here!!! I luveeeeeeeeee uuuu!!!i’m Italian end u?? happy birthday John!!!!!!!!! WORD LIFE!!!

SANTA

― SANTA, Friday, 23 April 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy SHIT SANTA! I lvoe you! YOU NBRING THE BEST PRESNTS! LAST YEAWR I GOT A DOUBLE DILEDO!

― Kris Kringle (Chris V), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

WORD LIFE SANTA! HEY FAT MAN IS THE SLIZZED READY FOR CHRAZZLEMAS.

― elf (Chris V), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I’m sorry but i can’t answer now!! I’m at school!!i can reponse u tuesday!!!ok?? bye!!! Kisses!!!i’m a girl!!

― santa, Friday, 23 April 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I’m sorry!! I HAVEN’T THE INTERNET AT HOME!!! AND SO I MUST SEND SOME MESSAGE AT SCOOL!! I SEND A MESSAGGE TUESDAY!! HI KRIS!
HI ELF!

― santa, Friday, 23 April 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey John.......when are you coming to the east coast of Australia!!
We would love to have you over here!!
Cheers
Chere

― Chere, Saturday, 24 April 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i am so sorry to be late for your birthday. i was gonna send u a presnt but i dont no ur address. Anyway ur really cute and sexy. We all love. Hope you come to long island sumtime. im waitin. bye hugs and kisses

― Shaharia Uddin, Saturday, 24 April 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

John Cena's fucken HOT!!!!!! he is flamin hottt! damn! is he single!! lolz!
JOHN CENA's da best!!! YEAH!!!

HAPPY late BIRTHDAY JOHN!

love yah!!!!

― jodelle, Saturday, 24 April 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

john i love you!i wanted to tell u happy birthday i;m sorry for saying it to late.I hope u get this message,if u have time please send me a email messagefor i could know that u got this from me. If u think that i'm a guy i'm not i'm using my brothers comperture.Sorry if i spell somethig wrong.Oh and i want to ask u for abig favorte can i have one of your pictures and autograh
THANKS BRITTANY

― brittany linda diaz, Sunday, 25 April 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

CUT YOURSELF

FIRST A LITTLE

THEN A LOT

CMON BLEED

BLEEEEEEED

FOR ME

― Some Friendly Advice (Kingfish), Sunday, 25 April 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Then post pictures

― ferg (Ferg), Sunday, 25 April 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I LOVE JOHN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!

― Cristen, Sunday, 25 April 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN CENA....YO YO YO ! WAT M I HERE TO REPRESENT ! M HERE TO REPRESENT HOW MUCH I LIKE WATCHIN UR WRESTLING CENA !! U R D BEST WRESTLER EVER ! UR FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE....PUMPIN UP UR SHOES..TATS THE BEST !! BEST EVER !! I GOTTA ADMIT ONE THING ..U R D REAL FRANCHISE !!

― Cena Fan, Monday, 26 April 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi ELF!! I'm Santa!! How old are u? What were u doing? I'm at school…are u a boy? I'm a girl… Santa is my real name! I know that in English is a ridiculous name because u call Santa, Santa Klaus!!
In fact if u don't know it i'm not american, i'm italian! I live in Venice.and u? Where are u from? I think that u don't live in the U.S or not?? Answer me! If u can write me, please can u write me without abbreviate the words!
Ahh, WHY do u like John?? Answer me soon!!

The UNTOUCHABLE

santa

― santa, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a girl who want TO talk about John CENA with me?? I REALLY WOULD like with a girl who really love John like me! CENA U ROCK!
Ehy…girl, tell me why do u love John?? Please can u write me without abbreviate the words! I'm Italian and so,….i don't untestand!!!
JOHN FELIX ANTHONY CENA+ SANTA L. = LOVE 4EVER (@,@)
BYE!!!!

The untouchable

Santa!!

― SANTA, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

he is such a sexy man if i had the chance i would do ANYTHING with him.

― Ashley Brown, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

DESPERATE, DESPERATE PPL!!! mmmmmmm ...... i sujest u go to some shrink or some thing cuz when ur hearts break ur gonna need all the therapy u cant get!!! hopeless, hopeless ppl!!!

― ren, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

hi!!i'm Santa!!!John i luvvveeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuu!!!!4ever

― santa, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Ashely ur the most hopeless of 'em all! u ppl make me sick i read this just to see how desperate ppl can get!!! and believe me i thought the world had a little self respect but i guess i was wrong!!! and that comment 'bout doin anything wid him i wonder r u a women or a b****??? U ppl just ignore me cuz i have sense an im smarter than ya'll put together!!!

― ren, Saturday, 1 May 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

see!!! now ya'll are quiet cuz u no that im right!!! HAHAHA!!! Dreaming is okay but dont be obsessed!!! believe it or not im telling this for your own good!!!

― Ren, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://kuroneko.milkcafe.to/douglas-ox-baker.jpg

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

if john was reading this i wish you would find the lucky girl , Maybe ill be, "and all of you girls who like you" be the one. you guys dont care about john cena, you care about yourself. I mean i am looking for wats best for him.

"john you rock"!!!!

one or maybe your #1 fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― sara abdullaziz alsaud, Friday, 7 May 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

plus , all you ppl forgot john cena' budyy randy ortons b.day!!!

sorry john if i didnt say happy b.day i just figgured out this site!

+ i was also born in april +i maybe the only one who loves you like as much as "the thausand never discoverd seas" in this country

― sara abdullaziz alsaud, Friday, 7 May 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

OMG! i just found this place and i need to express how much i love him. i mean JOHN CENA!!! I love him sooooooooo much he is all i think about all i dream about and all i want!!!!!!! i cant wait till he comes to the UK!!!! i am soooo excited!! i cant go but ill be watching and im planning on camping out near the arena!!!!!!!!

― Sandy Anders, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:10 (twenty years ago)

sex me john

― , Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:23 (twenty years ago)

sex me john now

― , Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:24 (twenty years ago)

*grins*

― hmmm (hmmm), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:02 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

SLUT DESPERATE SLUT! I COULD SPIT AT U AND I CALL U MY FREIND! BY THE WAY, ANDY, HE ISN'T GAY SO I DONT THINK HE'D HAVE SEX WITH U!!!

― im still here, Sunday, 29 August 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago)

two months later, and the party still goin' on

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Sunday, 29 August 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

does any one come here any more?

― none of ur biz!!, Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:58 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

Hi guys, sorry to disappoint but I do already have a girlfriend.

But I do have sexual query for the ladeeeeez - my GF always asks me during the act 'can you see me' - does this mean that SHE CANT SEE ME?

― John Cena (ken c), Thursday, 28 April 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

luv you john cena but i'll give you room to love others.

JOHN CENA LOVE IS ALL OVER!

― yuridia, Friday, 21 April 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

i love john cena he is so hotttttt

― enas, Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is john cena. I cuddle the cena and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a cena phobeia. I am scared of cane to death. but in my dream, i care for it

― r. andom googlar (haitch), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

can i have free tickets?

― Jake C., Saturday, 29 April 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

do you have nakkid pix?

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 29 April 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

John Cena please save the internet!
http://savetheinternet.com/

― Joe Crocker (Joe Crocker), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

U and torrie wilson look cute together

― lize, Sunday, 30 April 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

no u guys r all wrong hes mine u guys dunt even no tht much about him do u guys watch mondays night raw no cause some of u dunt even no the wrestlers names and i do. raw is my fave show i no more than all of u u guys just think hes hot but u no nothing about him i talk 2 him on myspace i no all of his familys names i no his b-day and him and torrie dunt look good together i think trish does shes awsome im doing whats best 4 john cena bye bye pplz im out of here

― michelle cena, Monday, 1 May 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

fuck all you bitches i'm the biggest fan of cena (it doesn't sound true but it is ) i am NOT a NORMAL big fan I LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOHN CENA i ha ve posters , folders , magazine's , jersey's, shirts,etc. so if u tryin' 2 steel my man fuck all of yall oh if cena, you are reading this i am the type a person you r lookin' 4 here i am in framingham massachusetts union av. apt#r1 01702

― daniela saboya, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

i want to fuckyou hot papi

― daniela saboya, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

dont wanna say more coz i dont have anything to say except dont know why there's noone like you cena.you are the best.i have a drem of meeting u once if i cant i'll think i was not worthy of it.hope you go through once
just an ordinary fan of yours
love you a lot
see ya

― smriti (die heart fan of cena), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

i have a drem
of meeting u once
if i cant
i'll think i was not worthy of it

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

Don't Let Me Down

Characters: Undertaker (Mark) and John Cena; Rating: Adult; Category:m/m slash, pure smut; Summary: Cena earns the right to wear the Undisputed Title.

― velko, Monday, 9 November 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

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