Tilda Swinton

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like a scottish catherine denuve.
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anthony, Thursday, 11 March 2004 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i did not like tilda in anything exept for the prbital video.

:|, Thursday, 11 March 2004 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

which is not saing much i guess. she just playd in sucky films.

:|, Thursday, 11 March 2004 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

There are only five attractive actresses alive and she's one of them. And brains too.

I just saw her in Teknolust, a film in which she plays replicant twins who make love to each other. Twice as nice (thrice if you count the scientist she also plays). Of course, all the American critics who thought Lost In Translation was a masterpiece were completely flummoxed by Teknolust.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 11 March 2004 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

the most attractive person named after a brand of rice

chris (chris), Thursday, 11 March 2004 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(Correction: There are only five attractive actresses alive and she's three of them.)

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 11 March 2004 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

One of my biggest crushes ever.

Barima (Barima), Thursday, 11 March 2004 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

She ended up buying a house and living right next door to the parents of my old girlfriend in Nairn, which I thought interesting.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

she's great

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I have spoken to her many times, and emailed her and she IS great :)

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Her fella just walked past me on Grindlay Street in Edinburgh.

leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

also heavily involvedwit this literary magazine - not great but an interesting enough read. www.zemblamagazine.com

overcast (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

She's also a dead ringer for my girlfriend, so the greatness just keeps piling up.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

never mind attractive (which she is)- there are only about five actresses alive and yes she is one of them. i often wonder what happened to her Jarman co-star Spencer Leigh.

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

And she sleeps so nicely. I would have been afraid to sleep on display gallery in case I embarrassed myself by snoring (that's why I had to give up my yoga class after work - snoring in the final relaxation bit)

Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

like a scottish catherine denuve

As much as I admire Ms.Swinton, she is in absolutely no way comparable to the supernova that is Catherine Deneuve. You should be forced to eat a bowl of passed-its-prime poupourri for suggesting as much.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

She's always in kind of annoying films.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

haha I was just about to ask. has she ever been in a good film?

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

young adam, adaptation (!!!), vanilla sky, the beach.

oh, she was in 'the war zone'.

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

which is OK.

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked Orlando.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

God, I love her. I just saw some pictures of her in Paper, and was thinking that she is surely the most attractive person of any sex in the world.

Teknolust was a fun movie - now whenever I get a haircut I want to ask them to make me look like Bjork.

My favorite movie of hers is Orlando, as it is just one pretty scene after another.

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't like 'Orlando'. I avoided 'The War Zone'. I'm not a big Derek Jarman fan either - his films seem to dominate her early career.

Statement, The (2003) .... Anne-Marie Livi
Young Adam (2003) .... Ella Gault
Adaptation. (2002) .... Valerie Thomas
Teknolust (2002) .... Rosetta Stone/Ruby/Marinne/Olivia
Vanilla Sky (2001) .... Rebecca Dearborn
Deep End, The (2001) .... Margaret Hall
Possible Worlds (2000) .... Joyce
Beach, The (2000) .... Sal
War Zone, The (1999) .... Mum
Love Is the Devil (1998) .... Muriel Belcher
Conceiving Ada (1997) .... Ada Augusta Byron King, Countess of Lovelace
Female Perversions (1996) .... Evelyn 'Eve'/'Evie' Stephens
Remembrance of Things Fast: True Stories Visual Lies (1994)
Wittgenstein (1993) .... Lady Ottoline Morrell
Man to Man (1992) .... Ella/Max Gericke
Orlando (1992) .... Orlando
Edward II (1991) .... Isabella
Party: Nature Morte, The (1991) .... Queenie
Garden, The (1990/I) .... Madonna
War Requiem (1989) .... Nurse
Andere Ende der Welt (1988)
Degrees of Blindness (1988)
Ispirazione, L' (1988)
Last of England, The (1988)
Aria (1987) .... Young Girl (segment "Depuis le jour")
Friendship's Death (1987) .... Friendship
Egomania - Insel ohne Hoffnung (1986) .... Sally
Caravaggio (1986) .... Lena

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I think she looks a bit like an indie Laura Beale.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(and that's a good thing)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

'adaptation' made me physically sick.

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

She's like a less attractive Cate Blanchett.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

She's like a more attractive Terry Pratchett.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

She's like a less attractive Cate Blanchett.

That's Kerry Fox you're thinking of.

Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

N. has successfully revolted me.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i taught her how to play the popular board game "pass the pigs".
the beach was rubbish and there nothing she could do about it. that is all i can say

ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

tilde swinton.

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

she was rub herself in the Beach, so stilted and wooden.

chris (chris), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

was she the leader in The Beach?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

yup

chris (chris), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

She's always in kind of annoying films.
-- N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, March 16, 2004 7:37 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

haha I was just about to ask. has she ever been in a good film?
-- cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, March 16, 2004 7:39 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

what's really annoying is she's started getting roles in decent films.

i think she's kind of awful "as an icon", spokesperson, etc. it's bleedin' typical that momus would rep for her, same kind of bullshit art-world jet-set thang. (lol still smarting over shitty derek jarman doc.)

but i have a bad feeling about her being in the most promising-sounding coen brothers film in ten years and the new fincher.

i thought she was fine in 'adaptation', but the subtext (looooook icon of INDEPENDENT FILMMAKING {read: rich 'friends and relatives'/ability to draw down subsidies/or, in her case, actual establishment status} is playing an evil HOLLYWOOD AGENT) was the thing i have to ignore about the film to enjoy it. (because in the film, if not in kaufman's head, MCKEE IS RIGHT.)

also lol irony she'd taken roles in hollywood schlock before then ('vanilla sky'), and since ('narnia') anyway.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 24 February 2008 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

I love Tilda Swinton. She has a kind of unpindownableness that no other actress has.

I know, right?, Sunday, 24 February 2008 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

I hated Orlando. The moral of its story: you can get by as a woman or man if you are pretty.

Abbott, Sunday, 24 February 2008 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

She was downright fantastic in the Narnia flick.

Eric H., Sunday, 24 February 2008 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

tbh i haven't seen it on the basis of... it's 'narnia'. bad assocations of public schoolboys, christianity, and, creepy oxonian dons.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 24 February 2008 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

How are there no pictures on this thread?

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 24 February 2008 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

she was pretty good in the deep end even tho the movie was sort of so-so remake of reckless moment (joan bennett ftw). she is interesting but too many shitty art films on her resume. at least she's getting paid well these days.

gershy, Sunday, 24 February 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

I hereby apologize for all the nasty things I said about her on the Oscar and Michael Clayton threads. She's terrific in a blank of a role; now I'm actually rooting for her to win.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 24 February 2008 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

The moral of its story: you can get by as a woman or man if you are pretty.

This isn't true?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 24 February 2008 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

That's not the moral of Orlando at all!

Casuistry, Sunday, 24 February 2008 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

well, the film did kinda suck, and I don't recall the moral of the book.

Dr Morbius, Sunday, 24 February 2008 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe the poster meant Tony Orlando.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 24 February 2008 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

She says something to that effect at the end. I haven't seen it for four years so I could be reconstructing the narrative in my memory somewhat. If nothing else it was boring. Definitely nowhere as good as "Knock Three Times."

Abbott, Sunday, 24 February 2008 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

Orlando is one of my favorite movies, which is not to say that I don't see why other people wouldn't like it.

Anyway I'm pretty sure the moral of the film, such as it is, is that gender is more important in a social setting than in a personal, individual setting, and that since the social setting is flexible and changing, the "meaning" of gender is changing too, and that it doesn't possess much in the way of inherent qualities. Which was more pointed when Woolf wrote the book than when Potter made the movie, but whatevs. The moral of the film is that it's very satisfying to watch Tilda Swinton go: "Ah."

Casuistry, Sunday, 24 February 2008 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

That works for me.

Abbott, Sunday, 24 February 2008 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

I've never really seen Tilda act before. Where should I start? The Orlando re-release?

Lexaprotend (Stevie D), Saturday, 31 July 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

I Am Love, out now, is def. work a peak if you love melodrama. If you like what you see, seek The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe and Michael Clayton. Sometimes Hollywood trash uncorks her weirdness better than her "art" films.

balls and adieu (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 July 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, and in Julia, she hoists the trashiness of the movie up fully on her shoulders.

2 + 2 is vah-gi-nah (Eric H.), Saturday, 31 July 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

Can't believe I omitted Julia and misspelled "peek."

balls and adieu (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 July 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Saw "I Am Love" - ultimately was kind of disappointed. I can't really complain about the "overwrought"ness because that was so what the movie was going for. Liked the cinematography and the acting and thought there were some great nuances and nice bits of classic symbolism and chekhovian foreshadowing. But there was so much cliche too (a liberating affair IN NATURE with a CHEF!) and the ending was completely WTF. I didn't like any of the characters -- Swinton started to seem sympathetic for a bit when you hear her back story but then dashes it. I found the story completely uninteresting and dumb, and the whole bit about "globalism" sounded like it was written by a 15 year old.

Plus I read this when I got home and thought it was kind of o_0 in the same way as the movie ending, only moreso:

Personal life

Swinton lives in Nairn, in the Highland area of Scotland, with Scottish painter John Byrne and their twin children: a son, Xavier, and a daughter, Honor. She travels with her partner Sandro Kopp, a German/New Zealand painter.[20] She has been with Kopp since 2004 and the relationship has Byrne's blessing.[21] In an interview, Swinton commented on her domestic situation: "It’s the way we have been for nearly four years. I’m very fortunate. It takes some extraordinary men to make a situation like that work."

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 August 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, like, are her children "extraordinary" enough to "make that work"?

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

o no an unconventional relationship THINK OF THE CHILDREN

the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

not unconventional enough for our tastes

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

Bullshit. If a man with two kids at home "travelled" with his girlfriend while his wife stayed home with the kids he'd just be some deadbeat asshole, and if the woman were ok with it people would call her a doormat. If people without children want to do that sort of thing it's fine, but once you have children you are beholden to them.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)

children are not special. "childhood" is a fairly recent invention of capitalism. while we applaud artificial constructions, as well as any other mastery over nature, including arbitrary social arrangements, we condemn ones conducive to the current way things are.

down with childhood.

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

up with Tilda, in this instance

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

yeah 'i am love' was boring and the characters were unsympathetic and the romance seemed hollow.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

as romance is. like childhood, another useless and outmoded concept.

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

kind of like sophomoric deconstruction of "conventions"

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)

your moralism would be touching and humorous, if we had not already transcended such piffle.

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

fwiw i imagine tilda's children will grow up with a fairly unconventional sense of what a family is, but as to whether they're being traumatized and having their childhood ruined, that's anyone's guess. and probably no business of ours.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

your stilted writing style is touching and humorous

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

x-post

indeed. it is heartening to see a generation grow up with an altered sense of "family".

but privacy is another virtue that must be destroyed.

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

x-post

we do not need your approval or compliments, even if they come from the back of your hand.

fluid, smooth writing is inherently reactionary.

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

ok, your flame just got really good, I admit

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

i hope you are not implying that the flame that burns brightest burns fastest, because we are the sun not a candle

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

we are not perfect or immortal--yet--but we are here to stay esse

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

Ian I agree it's probably not fair of me to assume anything about the effect on her kids.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

good to see you have admitted your faults as have we

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

man i kind of wanted to talk about that julia movie

thomp, Monday, 23 August 2010 09:14 (fifteen years ago)

mainly 'cuz i feel like i've seen ten minutes of tilda drugging a kid, maybe she had a gun, there was duct tape involved - is that what that's from? when the hell did i see that?

thomp, Monday, 23 August 2010 09:15 (fifteen years ago)

i'm no great fan of her but her living arrangement seems perfectly reasonable and sensible. i'm always surprised these set ups aren't more common. i'm pretty sure her kids won't care a jot and i don't think it matters if they do, it's not really their concern past a certain point.

jed_, Monday, 23 August 2010 10:28 (fifteen years ago)

Swinton lives in Nairn, in the Highland area of Scotland, with Scottish painter John Byrne

John Byrne? Never knew that. Still, there's this:

"Byrne has denied being in a polyamorus relationship with Swinton and her companion, artist Sandro Kopp. He himself is currently seeing Janine Davies, a stage lighting designer."

It dreamed to Tom D. of the Caucasus (Tom D.), Monday, 23 August 2010 10:45 (fifteen years ago)

i think Byrne and Tilda have been together for a good twenty years or so. In fact it must have been since "You're Cheating Heart", that thing he wrote after "Tutti Frutti".

jed_, Monday, 23 August 2010 10:51 (fifteen years ago)

which was 1990.

jed_, Monday, 23 August 2010 10:51 (fifteen years ago)

Byrne:

“The thing is,” he says, “I have been miscast as living under the same roof as Tilda and Sandro. I’ve been painted as a benign eccentric who’s living there while some guy’s shagging his sweetheart. Why would I do that? Let me put the record straight. No way is it a ménage à trois. Neither of us would have had any truck with anything remotely like that. People would like to think that wouldn’t they? Bizarre.”

It dreamed to Tom D. of the Caucasus (Tom D.), Monday, 23 August 2010 10:54 (fifteen years ago)

xxxp but it is the concern of the internet

what didn't you like about the ending, hurting? that's when this film made me swoon. it was so confident, relying on wordless exchanges between the characters.

schlump, Monday, 23 August 2010 10:55 (fifteen years ago)

I just didn't find her final action in the film believable at all. I could have seen it happen at a later point maybe, but not when it happened. I also didn't find it believable that the result would be happy ever after or even happy for more than maybe a few months. Sorry, trying to talk without blatant spoilers.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 August 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

I also found the chef character to be sort of a device rather than a fleshed-out character and that irked me. I suppose there are enough male-protagonist films with female characters like that that they deserve a pass on this.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 August 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

I did like how the movie played with sexual ambiguity, hinting at undiscovered possibilities. For about half an hour I expected her son and the chef to hook up.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 August 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

Oh yeah, totally.

I couldn't figure out if that had something to do with the son's sadness. Did it make sense to you why he was crying to the servant?

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 August 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)

TBF there were a lot of moments I liked - e.g. when the chef first shows up with the box there's a great tension to the whole thing and he looks sort of simultaneously dangerous and vulnerable, and the moment foreshadows the rest. Or in the church after the funeral, when Tancredi helps her back into her high heels, or all the sort of frenzied shots of servants getting things ready. Everything about the family's life is a performance and she loses the will to keep performing.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 August 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

i also did not find Tilda's final scene with her husband believable at all. Also the wordlessness of the romance irked me, seemed like not much more than lust? I dunno.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, 23 August 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

I Am Love is a pretty bore; maybe Sirk coulda done better with it.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 December 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Gdt6SgFdNNw/TP_xr9Nm07I/AAAAAAAAUVM/vBCGyNsHbFQ/s400/tilda_falconetti.jpg

benanas foster (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://news.scotsman.com/entertainment/Cut-Tilda-Swinton-and-Edinburgh.6746001.jp

hmmmmm

i saw t-swint at edinburgh one time, bit of a ninny really

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

that is weird

caek, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

actually programming a festival is a real job. have a hard time imagining tilda swinton managing people and so forth.

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

well yeah. if they're hiring and firing with 2 months to go it should be lol. what happened to the swinton/cousins tweefest in the highlands and islands?

caek, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

Amped to watch T-Swint in We Need To Talk About Kevin in a couple of months

Davek (davek_00), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.wmagazine.com/celebrities/2011/08/tilda-swinton-tim-walker-cover-story-ss#slide=6

ephendophile (Eric H.), Monday, 11 July 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

she's named after that fucked up character

Hot Tub Timelord (Latham Green), Monday, 11 July 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

four years pass...

solid in a bigger splash, playing a female bowie w laryngitis basically

ralph finnes gives an oscarworthy perf imo, kinda recollects the physique/pysicality of lancaster in the swimmer & the brash overbearing vibe of ray winstone in sexy beast

johnny crunch, Sunday, 22 May 2016 01:08 (nine years ago)

not sure why you haven't mentioned the should-be-illegal Matthias Schoenaerts

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 May 2016 01:32 (nine years ago)

yea hes in the mix
his best scenes are w the 50 shades girl

johnny crunch, Sunday, 22 May 2016 01:51 (nine years ago)


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