Chris Rock's Cell Phone

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What would you do in this situation?

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 11 March 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I refuse to beleive that story is true.

― hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 11 March 2004 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Agree with Hmmmm.

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Thursday, 11 March 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's too boring to be fake. anyway that's not the point, what would happen if you were assigned, say, Jack White's old cell phone number?

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 11 March 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I've heard stories of people taking mobile phones (and computers for that matter) back to the shops where they've been resold without being reconfigured, so I guess it's feasible. Teeny's right about it being kind of dull, though. She could have spiced it up a bit more.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 March 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

How fucking dull.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 11 March 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I was sort of amused up until the point where she kept the phone in the museum, so she wouldn't miss a call. Then she got put on my list.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 11 March 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

What a waste...she could've had so much fun with that!

Adam Sandler: Is this Malaak?
Lame Biyotch: Why yes it is sug, whatchoo doin'?
Adam Sandler: I was actually wanting to talk to Chris. Is he there?
Lame Biyotch: Naw. He ain't gonna be back for awhile. Why don't you come over here, Adam?
Adam Sandler: Is he gonna be back soon ha ha?
Lame Biyotch: Hell no. I'm naked.
Adam Sandler: Woah.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 March 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

tee hee.

― hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 11 March 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I predict that this will be the plot of a future episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 11 March 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, bullshit all the way. Seinfeld's people wouldn't Chris Rock directly on his cell to get tickets.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 11 March 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

aja: hello?
pharrell: young!
aja: sorry?
pharrell: sup hova!
aja: hello!
pharrell: that the jigga?
aja: er....
pharrell: word my man, sorry to bug you cos i know you be flexin' it right now but something weird jus happen here!
aja: what?
pharell: for real i just in the studio with kanye and he's bustin dope shit. i told chad thats the hook but he got other ideas as usual...
aja: okay
pharell: so anyway we're lacin' the track, got this tweeting bird thing goin on now - shit is HOTTTT! but then kanye's on the mic and just starts convulsing man, foaming at the mouth and shit! it was crazy shit...fucka's rolling aroun on the floor and we're just freaking out behind the desk...
aja: omg!
pharell: he's okay man, i think he has a bitch-ass reaction to frogurt or something
aja: huh
pharell: i guess it's okay, he's laughing about it now man, like 'only if i had one more!' na mean? we were cold live man, palpitations!
aja: sorry who is this again?
pharell: hahaha! are you tripping young?! you're tripping right! you sound all different
aja: frogurt?
pharell: hahahahahaha! oh shit! they got you on that shit now! WAOOOW!
aja: what?
pharell: okay j i gotta fly, we got stacie comin' in next - catch ya later bro
aja: ok!
pharell: STAR TRAK!
aja: bye!

― whatever, Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

yay TWO people realize the comic potential at least!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

bump, one more chance to make the funny.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 12 March 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Something about this girl reminds me of Jean Teasedale from The Onion.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 12 March 2004 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

kirsten makes it funny! Nice work.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 12 March 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

.
What's the breakdown on peoples' pronunciations of your name, by the way?

Kristin
Keersten
Kurstin

(just curious)

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 12 March 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Keersten.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 12 March 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

new chris rock special on hbo tonight, fyi.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 17 April 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Saw it, it was funny, mostly. Standard hit-miss ratio, and his relationship stuff bores me (most comedians' relationship rotines are boring -- how many times can you tell the same "married sex is dull" jokes? I'm waiting for someone to tell the crazy-ass kinky married sex jokes...). The bit on hip-hop was pretty hilarious.

As for the above, the funniest part is when she gets all upset because the people on MetaFilter are being mean to her.

― spittle (spittle), Sunday, 18 April 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

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