Big Brother 5! AUDITION TIME

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Is anyone trying out this year? And what tactics would you use? Apparently couples can try out this year, will we see Matt and Stevem looking after the chickens?

I am getting excited already!

NB by Big Brother not any ILx gaying up.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

And surely the live auditions are only to try and stop people sending in videos of themselves naked in Surrey fields.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still waiting on the all ILX version, yes indeed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

The idea of hanging around a car park or similar, waiting for TV researchers to 'like the look of you' and 'pick you out' is so forget it...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes Ned but we are discussing AUDITION TACTICS! What would you like to see someone do at audition which you think would work for the duration of BB5? A certain delusion as to their own attractiveness/intelligence is ALWAYS a good thing.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang out with a bunch of mad attention seekers (75% of crowd, none of which would get chosen anyhow)...?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

A certain delusion as to their own attractiveness/intelligence is ALWAYS a good thing.

Oh, then I'm in, easy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet a lot of people will try breathing fire/juggling/poi - it is a good occasion to get rid of them all in one go, at least.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread terrifies me already.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Couples can try out = we will get some shagging on Big Brother this year or DIE TRYING.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

But the best thing about BB shagging is their drunken fumblings and the will we/won't we viz Helen/Po' and aarrgh JadeandPJ.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Naah, they got burned with the 'teenagers' thing.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Peolpe at endemol told me that after the immediate shagging in teen BB they're going to bring the average age of the housemates down this year

― winterland, Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

How? they were all mid 20s last time, pretty much...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I want N. and Barry to both get on there, just for the pleasure of watching ten weeks of ceaseless bickering. The nation would love it.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Would they shag?

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Minipops BB?

― winterland, Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Are live auditions going to be televised, Pop Idol-style?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

It wouldn't be shit otherwise!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, missed the Glasgow audition. I'd give my right arm to have gone to spectate on all the twats in line. Damn....

― hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 11 March 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

LEAST TELEVISUAL BARRY EVAH!

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 March 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

my advice to prospectors is to wear a really nice sharp suit (but not OTT like Wosso)

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 March 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

it does surprise me a little how excited people get about it tho, when the last two have been so pants (compared to the first two)

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 March 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I want N. and Barry to both get on there, just for the pleasure of watching ten weeks of ceaseless bickering. The nation would love it.

That would be quality television programming.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 11 March 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

N. and Barry, Sneakin' In at the Movies

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

pete better audition!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 11 March 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

N. - Mark, have you cleaned out the chicken coop yet?
Barry - No, Nick, I haven't, because someone wrecked my marigolds after they'd done the washing up.
N. - Oh Barry you big girl. I bet you want to go and sleep in the other bedroom with all the other ladies don't you? You're just sore because you don't have your serving maid here to do it for you.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

That would have been funnier with the tasks reversed. Aaah, hindsight.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 March 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

BB,

Would be nice to know when and were you are holding auditions in Melbourne

― sue-ann woods, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

DAVINA, CAN U PIMP MY RIDE??????

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I was hoping this thread was revived because Barry had been cast for Big Brother!

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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