I am a Vampire

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I became a vampire saying a vampire chant. Will I still have to get haircuts and manicures?!

― Count Connerla von Smedley (Leee), Friday, 12 March 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i love life

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 March 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Half an hour of doing no work but not drinking to go! go nuts!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You'll still age though, just look at Angel.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 March 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Stay away from the garlic!

― C J (C J), Friday, 12 March 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

he'll appear a picture of youth against the lowly Wolves

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 12 March 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Though, you'll meet lots of babes who wear corsets! It'll be like living in a Backstreet Boys video!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 March 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Donut Bitch and I once wrote a goth parody song of that title. The chorus:

"I am a vampire
I avoid the sunlight's gaze
I am a vampire
And thus I live out my haunted and dam-ned daysssssssssss."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 March 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You'll get to do ellaborate dance routines, and sleep in a coffin.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 March 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned and DB were in the orginal line-up of the Backstreet Boys. The rest of the guys didn't dig the vampire vibe though :(

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 12 March 2004 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, Ned!

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Friday, 12 March 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

It depends on which chant you used

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 12 March 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Vampires that drink butter are the best.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 12 March 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorta greasy, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 March 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

you called?

― BUTTERBROT, Friday, 12 March 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Vampirism isn't all it's cracked up to be, check out Bret Easton Ellis' 'The Informers'.

Also, BLUH! I am Count Chocula! And I'm an important part of this complete breakfast.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.toughpigs.com/images/journalridiculejpcount.jpg

― C J (C J), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

the world is a vampire

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Signed,
D

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Looks like the bats have left the belltower.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/2001-05-18/screens_string8-1.jpg

"We keep odd hours."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like to officially declare this a sexy vampire picture zone. Post away.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000005BBL.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

that woman always reminds me of Hope Sandoval who is probably a vampire.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

yes she sucked all the talent out of one of the reid brothers

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

She Bites Neckily

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

yes she sucked all the talent out of one of the reid brothers

The tradeoff was probably worth it.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

boom boom!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 March 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"let's go back to my room?"

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Friday, 12 March 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I am disappointed that a) my initial question has yet to be fully answered and b) there's been a dearth of sexy vampire pics.

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Friday, 12 March 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

A) I posted before that it depends on which chant you used,

B) http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:gKS-VvwvS9AJ:www.videovista.net/gwg/geena-vamp.jpg

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 12 March 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I know this is like the saddest funniest thing ever thought by any sad person but the whole vampire schtick was what ruined goth

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 13 March 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree. That and Wicca.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 13 March 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

it ruined me too

― scissors (Honda), Saturday, 13 March 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I was so much happier before I realized that conner Smedley had not returned.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 14 March 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

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