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can you get pregant on the first time you have sex?

― laura oates, Sunday, 14 March 2004 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

of course you bloody can

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 14 March 2004 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

you can then decapitate your boyfriend's head then eat it

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 14 March 2004 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry, that's the percocets talkin)

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 14 March 2004 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

wot is pregant?

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 14 March 2004 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

sex! Sex in der Wüste! waaa waaa waaa waaa waaaaaaaa!

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 14 March 2004 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I translate that as "sex in the desert". Have I made some crucial error?

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 14 March 2004 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I always thought that the Gobi sounded a bit rude.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 14 March 2004 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Am Strand von Tanger
in der glühend heißen Sonne
narkotisirt!
am Rand der Wüste

Die Luft vibriert
die Sonne sticht die helle Haut
und nichts geschieht
nur ein Gefühl wird gestaut

Der Horizont rückt näher
und was keiner weiß
jeder denkt das eine
doch dafür ist's zu heiß

Sex-
Sex in der Wüste
doch dafür ist's zu heiß

Der Sand ist heiß
kein Schatten weit und breit
die Cola kocht
man liegt im eignem Schweiß

im Katalog stand was von feiern
und wilden Abenteuern
und alles ist ganz geil

Doch jetzt hier
wo trokene Winde wehn
wird gar nichts feucht
und nichts will stehn

Der Horizont rückt näher
und was keiner weiß
jeder denkt das eine
doch dafür ist's zu heiß

Sex-
Sex in der Wüste
doch dafür ist's zu heiß

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 14 March 2004 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex in the Desert

Ingredients:

* 1 oz Tequila (Herradura)
* 1 oz Triple sec (Bandolero)
* 1 oz Cherry juice
* 1/2 oz Margarita mix
* 1/2 oz Cranberry juice

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 14 March 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

no need to be zabriskie about it.

― :|, Sunday, 14 March 2004 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Just in case we have a real genuinely concerned person: yes, absolutely. I've no idea where this myth came from that you can't but there is zero truth in it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 14 March 2004 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I've no idea where this myth came from

I think it's probably safe to implicate pushy teenage boys with no regard for consequences.

― anode (anode), Sunday, 14 March 2004 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the statistical likelihood? 1 in 9?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 14 March 2004 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

9 Myths About Birth Control and Sex
http://www.shs.csupomona.edu/online/myths.shtml

...
on sex in the desert, was working on a pun with the candy colored clown they call the sandman and nocturnal emission but I'm about to drift away into the magic night
(-_-)zzz

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 14 March 2004 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex in the dessert sounds kind of fun

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 14 March 2004 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex in the dessert - presumably trifle is involved.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 14 March 2004 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I think any sort of dessert would be acceptable. Gooey, sticky ones would be best, though.

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 14 March 2004 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

this reminds of the unfortunate sarah platt in coronation street.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Sunday, 14 March 2004 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of mine did. When she was fifteen. So she says.

― Bunged Up. (Jake Proudlock), Sunday, 14 March 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

or Sonia in Eastenders kilian

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 14 March 2004 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

To be frank, I have wanted to try dessert sex; but have always ended up getting greedy and eating it all before getting round to the sex part.

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 14 March 2004 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

frank butcher.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 14 March 2004 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

How about desert sex?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 14 March 2004 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

the sand gets everywhere

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 14 March 2004 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Marmite?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 14 March 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's probably safe to implicate pushy teenage boys with no regard for consequences.

WHERE ARE THEY?!?!? LET ME AT THEM!!! COO COO CAH CHOO!!!

Ha-hem. However, you can't get pregnant after sex if you douche with diet coke, I heard it in the girls' locker room, it must be true. ;-)

― The River Kate (kate), Monday, 15 March 2004 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i've been told when i was a teenager that i wouldn't get pregnant the first time i have sex.

how wrong they were..

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 March 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to see Ken's babies

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 15 March 2004 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-but I thought it was Diet Pepsi Kate!!! Aarrrgghhhh! *runs off screaming*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 March 2004 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, if you have sex standing up, you won't get pregnant. Cause white sperm can't jump!

― The River Kate (kate), Monday, 15 March 2004 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Phew! Heh heh!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 March 2004 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

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