My Kitty Cat Was Violated Early This Morn

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I had no idea she had been ovulating, but I figured as much, since she's past 6 months old. I cleaned her up and yes, her coochie had been broken into, but she looks sad and troubled, and won't leave to go outside. She'll only sleep 'sides the turned on TV. Any consolation appreciated!
-- Francis Watlington (peppermintsmok...), March 14th, 2004.

(... I hopefully assume that it was another cat that did the deed, in which case such is nature's way.)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 14th, 2004.

oh gee... it's very wrong but I'm laughing quite hard right now.
-- Kim (grimstitc...), March 14th, 2004.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Sunday, 14 March 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so sorry. At least you have a cat. My kitty's dead. : (

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 14 March 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

oh no - even more wrong!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 14 March 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanna kitty. :' (

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 14 March 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gifs.net/animate/kitty.gif

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Sunday, 14 March 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

:( Poor Kitty!

But, the title of this thread could easily be the title of an album by on of those miserable singer songwriter types.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 14 March 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That's so cute Jon, but I've got too many Hello Kitties.

hope it chers up Francis.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 14 March 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, man...she just sat on my pillow, and I'm still noticing some cat s3m3n glued to her leg hair...I didn't want to have to wash my sheets!

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Sunday, 14 March 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

And the musk!

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Sunday, 14 March 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Gross! :( :(

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Sunday, 14 March 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh boy. There was a time my cat might have been ovulating. We'll never really know. She hated the out doors so she never had any contact with any other cat.

There was one time someone thought this other cat was ours. We had it in our appartment for a few minutes and tried to call the owners. My cat got so mad. She tried to attack the other cat.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 14 March 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe she's just tired because it was good?

― ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 14 March 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

dam hope yo cat dont give no blumpkin.

― da vet, Sunday, 14 March 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Slut

― ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 14 March 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

She was asking for it.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 14 March 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

she should have thought about the signals her appearance communicated to others.

― MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 14 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

“Just because I’m dressed like this doesn’t make me a whore.”

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 14 March 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"Understand that your cat is a whore and can't help you."

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 14 March 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Must get her to the vet for spaying before anything takes root, as it were. Poor kitty.

Note that cats are way into rough sex, & the boy cat's thing is BARBED.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 14 March 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dreamkitty.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/product/K-FB109141_l.jpg

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Sunday, 14 March 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello Kitty isn't that inocent.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 14 March 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon, is that a Hello Kitty USB port?

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 14 March 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dreamkitty.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=DK2000&Product_Code=K-FB109141

^ hello kitty usb features overview!

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Sunday, 14 March 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

hello kitty = tart

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 14 March 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"Universal Serial Bus" = HK is easy.

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Sunday, 14 March 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Who knew Hello Kitty was into DP?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 14 March 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Must get her to the vet for spaying before anything takes root, as it were."

But you see...my mom wouldn't take her, 'cuz she believes all too STRONGLY, like a good feminist (I'm not being inflammatory), that spaying her would have been a crime. Sooo...there's the consequences of that. [Southern accent]My bay-beh is not a slut![/] My dad said she got jumped on and that ejaculation was practically instantaneous. The boy cat must've been hella blue. Can't blame 'im. The pussah is a hotty! (Oh, come on! You knew it was coming! Awww SHIT, there I go again [and again] with my unintentional puns! I SWWWEAR I'm innocent!)

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Monday, 15 March 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

She just made herself comfortable in my bed again. I wish I had a camera. It looks so damn cozy.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Monday, 15 March 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe you have nothing to fear -
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/rape%20cat.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 15 March 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

That has GOT to be photo(s/c)hopped.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Monday, 15 March 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps you should take her to get a CATScan.

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Monday, 15 March 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

looks like a pshop job. the dog appears not to have a left forepaw...

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Monday, 15 March 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I've seen a dog hump a cat. Tis not photoshop trickery but merely the inherent sexual confusion of nature!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, a friend had a dog and cat who used to do it with each other because they liked each other a lot.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/kitty_violated.jpg

― gershy, Friday, 11 January 2008 07:42 (eighteen years ago)

XD DAiLY HAHA DOSE OF LAUGHS!

― Øystein, Friday, 11 January 2008 08:08 (eighteen years ago)

― gershy, Friday, 11 January 2008 08:27 (eighteen years ago)

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