Jon Toogood is the most appropriately named NZ rock icon.

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Less about Shayne Carter, more about Jon Toogood.

― lily, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yuk! He needs a good feed.

― hamish, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Be that as it may, he is politer than Shayne Carter and once he shared an asparagus roll with me. I insisted apon him having the larger half.

― lily, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And his music sucks. Has anyone heard his version of AFFCO?

― hamish, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so anyone with a conscience would. Did he swallow it? Did he run to the bathroom afterwards?

― hamish, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Listen, he's only that skinny because he loves New Zealand so much.

― lily, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

who cares about New Zealand Rock stars anyways

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hamish.

― lily, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jon Toogood looks like an auschwitz survivor. I am sure Hamish would break him so just don't go there. I have to be a little suspicious of any rock * (tm) who still snacks on asparagus rolls too

I dont think Jon Toogood is nearly as amusing as Shayne Carter, did he go through a spandex phase? can he be said to have love cushions?

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Going through a spandex phase is certainly amusing, but did Shayne Carter do it to be amusing for us all or did he do it to be "cool"?

Jon Toogood could be said to have a pointy quality, and that is equally as admirable as love cushions.

― lily, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The asparagus roll was made with Vogel's bread, and was without that poison that people call "margarine".

― lily, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jon toogood is related to selwyn toogood.

― di, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

as everyone knows, selwyn toogood's 'thing' was lying on his back underneath a glass top table jacking off as he watched a woman defecating on the glass. imagine knowing that about yr grandfather, yeek.

― , Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wonder what Wanganui would have said to that?

― lily, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Beats having boring grandparents doen't it? It would not have been amusing if shayne Carter had worn lurex to be amusing for us all. He's just not that selfless anyway.

Whats this pointy quality eh?

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

something akin to the x-factor, but with sharper angles and less waftiness.

― lily, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

he better not be another finn fucker

― Geoff, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wnt to put a poter of Jon Toogood up in the bathroom to ensure everyone has regular bowel movements.

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

he is not one of the finn fuckers, but he's so crap he may as well be. hey geoff did you know that neil finn's son has a band on Flying Nun. and they are (gasp!) really shite too.

― di, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

he can go up on the toilet ceiling for thoe extra difficult and uninpired craps

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the S does not really work on this keyboard, oops

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Urgh: Are Shihad the most Aus NZ band ever? Jon richly deserves a long future with Sarah Superjesus, or some-such alternopubrock shocker, far from the public gaze (in Nauru, preferably).

― charles, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Duane - where did you find that out about Selwyn Toogood?I'd like to know...trashing of broadcast icon and all that.

― Damian, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jon toogood is nice. therefore he is boring.

― di, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

word from girls who've worked in massage parlours in wgtn & ak. admittedly never heard from actual witness or participant tho.

― duane, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you do realise how dodgy that makes you sound, duane?

― di, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't believe Selwyn had to pay!

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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