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I'm taking my plastic piggy bank to the noisy coin counting machine in Asda tonight. I'm hoping for a good result, anything over £15. Bearing in mind that the coinage in my pig is mostly coppers, with perhaps a handful of your lower denomination silver AND that said noisy coin counting machine takes a small percentage, how much do you lot think I'll get from my foray this evening?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

enough to cut half of n's hair.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Could said hair be posted to me to supplement my poor diet?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

only if all of N.'s hair gets cut off for the full price

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― ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm really hoping for enought to get myself through the week food-wise. And a Mothers Day card.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Or you could ignore the materialistic trappings thrust upon us by bourgeois capitalist pigdogs and give your Mother a verbal message of love instead

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

pervert

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I think strongo is confusing "verbal" with "oral", but then again things are different in America, aren't they, I mean look at Twinkies

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Ask for N's discarded hair, weave it into a gorgeous 'wicker man' style human-hair corn-dollie as a Mother's Day gift..leaving food'n'booze change

― winterland, Monday, 15 March 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Mum would just love a human hair doll (who wouldn't?), but what colour is it, she's got a preference for brunette....

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

£24.90, Gazooks! I enjoyed a meal of poached swan stuffed with larks and a flagon of mead last night.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah Americans also have a salty snack food called "Winnets." I don't imagine you see those in London!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you been reading Viz, Tracer?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The shop across from me has Bob the Builder crisps called, intriguingly: Bobs Cheesy Tool Bag. Quite tasty too.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

We do Tracer, we pronounce it differently though. Just go into a shop and ask for "Winalot" instead.

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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