It's not really a question as such but

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after chopping up some chilis for a quick late stir fry, I rinsed my hands and went to take out my contact lenses.

Ow.

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

ooooooohhh!!!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

you're not supposed to do that, you know

― Mom (Oops), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I was so excited about my new mouse that my reason just deserted me.

I have learnt an important lesson.

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Just be glad that you didn't .. um, well I'll shut up now.

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Eating habaneros and then absently grabbing the hose in the bathroom can elicit a similar reaction.

― andy, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

It's bad enough if your hands still have a little bit of soap when you put in contacts, but golly, !

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I've actually spent an hour in the bathroom with a bag of ice and baby powder after an unfortunate run-in with some diced jalapenos.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear sweet Jesus don't tell me you were trying to come up with a new definition of the term "jalapeno popper", jaymc.

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 07:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Only comparable pain was shaving with a blunt razor, then swimming in the Dead Sea..

― winterland, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, poor Mr Pumpkin was denied access for two days after he cooked me a romantic meal utilising Scotch Bonnets then 'took me to bed' afterwards. He was quite proud of himself for making me squeal until I kicked him off and ran to squat in a cold bath.
Guess it doesn't matter how furiously you scrub your hands afterwards.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Um.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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