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― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

. . . ?

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, God. My sister-in-law has a huge glass case of this stuff.

Basically they're Star Wars action figures for Evangelicals.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

TAKE ME WITH YOU, TIMMY!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i...have nothing.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.preciousmoments.com/prodimg/649457.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Two of my friends received a P.M. bride-groom statuette as a wedding present from a well-meaning relative. The relative assured them it would be worth a lot of money someday. (Someone should make gay-wedding Precious Moments knock-offs.)

http://store3.yimg.com/I/ftcollect_1784_128110559

― spittle (spittle), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Highway to happiness"???? A *dead baby*?!?

Err. Um. Yeah.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ha. Oh, yeah. That thing. You got us.

It's always worried me just a little that those precious little angels bare a striking resemblence to the Love Is comic characters.

And if you don't know what "Love Is" is, I don't know how to explain it.

http://www.tmsfeatures.com/tmsfeatures/servlet/com.featureserv.util.Download?file=20040312cplis-a-p.jpg&code=cplis

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Naked children acting like adults = love. What's to explain?

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Homer Simpson knows how to explain it:
"It's a little cartoon about two naked 8-year olds who aren't married."

― Sengai, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

That article sure had the word "dead" in it a lot.

― Sengai, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

the 70s were something weren't they?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ha. Oh, yeah. That thing. You got us.

Rats! Our secret is out. Now our plans for global military and commercial domination is smashed. The new Spanish Government is probably behind this critical information leak, I'll be bound.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Our plans for subject-verb agreement is also smashed. Or, maybe, I'm smashed!

― Skottie, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Never mind "Love Is" was a UK creation...

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ticket2heaven.com/

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I am going to barf, oh Timmy, they should do a bit on him on South Park with the REAL hahah Timmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

― bosie bos, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Many of the figurines depict children with robes and halos: dead baby angels.

Jesus fuck!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-b-but angels don't die! Especially BABY ANGELS!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tour/images/93/mocar1.jpg
ONE EYELINER STROKE AWAY FROM MOST GOTH THING EVER

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

It's true that they don't die, naturally. But they can be KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Skottie, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Whenever you tell a lie...

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

...a kitten turns into a Precious Moments figurine.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahaha

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The two most asked questions on Precious Moments tours: "Where's Mrs. Butcher?" (The Butchers are divorced and she lives out of state) and "What Color Is His Dog?"

Bubbling at #3: "What the hell is all this shit?"

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

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