Coming home to find that two of your mates (who never usually speak to each other) are having a good old natter about you in a soulseek chatroom while you were out - classic or dud?

ah, the modern condition.

Classic for blackmail/guilt trip purposes of course.. that is, if you are looking for a reason, and you are in the clear yourself, of course.

this is the kind of thing i would get caught having done (slagging off people behind their backs)

ah, i find it quite sweet really. i've always wanted to hear what people are saying and now i can.

Imagine being in an AIM/AOL chatroom and having people slag you off in the third person while you were STILL IN the chatroom. (Aaaah, the advantage of different AIM/ILXOR aliases)

I will be kind and not name the people here in question who were doing it.

i'm surprised steve was so apologetic about it - he wouldn't normally admit to being annoying or super-critical. eheh

Even if you're not in a chat room and someone talks/bitches about you theres nothing stopping someone else sending the log to you, anyway. Ive had some "interesting" logs from IRC sent to me before where people were saying stuff about me. Nothing really nasty, just annoying.

Well, except for that time some bitch Id never even met started an irc channel called #truthtime and invitred all my friends into it so she could tell them "the truth" about how I was apparently a lying manipulating crazyperson,that nobody knew the "real" side of. SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW ME. But she was shagging my ex, so well hey, I guess that makes her omipotent goth bitch or something.

well that's pretty fucking unresonable. I guess i feel pretty bad about even posting this thread under a googlable alias but then i thought, "what the fuck, i'm drunk".

Really, the friends in this piece only said nice things about you, didn't they, they just didn't like the girl, even implying she wasn't good enough for you - or did I not understand? I've never stumbled upon anything like this, or overheard a conversation about myself. It would be the weirdest sensation, though.

it's kind of endearing that transcript

I can't understand a word that is being written in that chat. It's like you brits are speaking an entirely different language.

DG: I wouldnt worry too much, I mean what were they thinking if you were still logged into the slsk room even if away surely theydve known you were logging it?

I never say anything I dont want repeated on: IRC, Livejournal, IM chats etc. Ive had locked LJ posts passed on to the people they were about from someone who could read the post, logs emailed around, and of course anythign on a web board is just there to see.

People are nobs.

DG? DL I mean. I cant type.

'I guess i feel pretty bad about even posting this thread under a googlable alias but then i thought, "what the fuck, i'm drunk".'

apropos of nothing, the "I'm like 'so what, I'm drunk!'" part of Ignition (Remix) was playing precisely when I read this.

I'm just amazed at how much more civilized (if not always civil) people sound here.. a world of difference.

World of difference compared to...?

I haven't spent much time in a sentence-fragment 'chat room,' if that's what the above is culled from.

yees, i wouldn't have posted it if they were really slagging me off.

just thought it was quite funny.

any way, here's a translation for the americans:

[bert] yo dude where's da party at?
[bert] where's my man chuck?
[Steve] dunno bro.
[Steve] at the bar
[Steve] or he's bin hanging wi'dat hood rat
[bert] new bitch?
[bert] spizzle ma nizzle
[bert] lol
[Steve] that bitch looks like his ol' one, dog
[Steve] yo
[Steve] that nigga started blazin when we went over to her crib. I'd had too much miller and kept laughing at her for rocking american idol and digging all that shit
[bert] you mean you fucked up his style by dissin all her shit
[Steve] no, he was acting like a mofacka
[bert] word
[Steve] that shit's wack yo
[bert] he shoulda kicked your butt
[bert] you love american idol
[bert] we all know you playin
[bert] nigguh
[Steve] he ain't gonna get nowhere if keepin it real means gettin no lovin.
[Steve] they was all like "chili peppers is the real shit, yo"
[Steve] and i was all, "no way man, you ain't got the skillz"
[bert] i am sure they down with da shit, just gotta keep it real yo
[Steve] i was probably tripping
[Steve] but watching that shit is gonna make me trip anyway
[bert] word
[bert] sometimes we just have to lay back and smoke a blunt
[Steve] word
[Steve] but it was hard that night
[Steve] i'd drank a fifth of vodka
[bert] jeepers
[bert] word bro
[bert] niggaz be trippin on da wine these days, yo
[bert] we're gettin ol'skool
[bert] mofacka
[Steve] i just get mad crazy
[Steve] ill have to get them to listen to Darkthrone at my crib

Shoot your translator.

*loses shit totally* :D

haha I was able to read that translation MUCH quicker than the original.

"spizzle ma nizzle"?

I haven't said that in hours.

word

HAHAHAHAHA oops OTM.

that translation reminds me of that newspaper dude who reviewed the ludicris concert in blaccent