blowjob etiquette in foreign languages

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Excusez-moi, mon amour, est-ce que vous auriez la gentillesse de me tailler une bonne pipe?

― polite young man, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I prefer my mother tongue.

― winterland, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Strafe Mich"?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe later..

― winterland, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Be sure not to ask a respectable young Japanese woman if she 'plays the shakuhachi'. Unless you've seen a particular sparkle in her eye.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"I think I prefer my mother tongue. "

EW you want your MAMA to suck you?!?

Zuig aan mijn dikke vette lul. (Gawd, I am not a prude but...)

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Ich Bin Ein CockersuckerFrau

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"mijn dikke" - you gotta love the Dutch language.

― polite young man, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Beißens ist verboten

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

mijn dikke

Positively Chaucerian!

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Leck mich.

― Frühlingsj4n (Wintermute), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(Bitte.)

― Frühlingsj4n (Wintermute), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Eye Wonder Sigh Cure Pianist.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

that sounds like the title of a nurse with wound record.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Try saying it very fast.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

No thanks, I got all the encyclopedias I need.

― Frühlingsj4n (Wintermute), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Bist a schöne Mädl; wüßt mi ans blasen?

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Ég er a? leita a? matsölusta?.

― andy, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"mijn dikke" actually means "my big..."

"lul" is dick

― Maria D., Wednesday, 17 March 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

So why isn't there an English noun equivalent to "blowjob" but for the ladies? There are phrases like "going south" but is there a noun?

― Maria D., Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

because the act itself is so much more complicated. it can't be summed up in a two pithy sylabbles.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"clitjob"¿

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

two pithy sylabials
xpost

― Maria D., Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

So why isn't there an English noun equivalent to "blowjob" but for the ladies?

turkey time

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Zuig aan mijn dikke vette clitoris.

― Maria D., Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Fremme neppa venette?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

So just grabbing the back of someone's head and shoving it towards your crotch while grunting "egh?" doesn't work?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh right, "etiquette".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends on the person.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, it really depends who you are; I get away with that all the time.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

a pound for a blowjob, you pay me.

― Maxwell von Bismarck (maxwell von bismarck), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

nine years pass...

Be sure not to ask a respectable young Japanese woman if she 'plays the shakuhachi'. Unless you've seen a particular sparkle in her eye.
― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, March 17, 2004 10:04 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark

― 乒乓, Friday, 28 June 2013 12:19 (twelve years ago)

- Dalai Lama

― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Friday, 28 June 2013 12:34 (twelve years ago)

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