Is there a term for a voluptuous girl whose massive breasts once gave the illusion of her being fit...but then after getting a breast reduction, her new proportions now make her look fat?

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There really should be but I haven't heard one yet....if there isn't, can anyone here make one up?

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Scufuzelah is the Yidish term for this.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

How very zen. She got smaller, and yet...bigger.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Anamorphic titrophy

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

How very zen. She got smaller, and yet...bigger.

wow, i always saw it as comedic tragedy, but now.......

.....no, i still think it's funny

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"soleil moon frye"?

― andy, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to admit I am terribly surprised to find out that this thread was NOT started by a certain someone. (I still don't like it.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

It is called "calumbait".

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Deceptively simple, Waxyjax's latest poem is built around a provocative rhetorical question:

is there a term
for a voluptuous girl
whose massive breasts
once gave the illusion of
her being
fit

but then
after getting
a breast reduction
her new proportions
now
make her
look
fat?

There's a palpable absurdity lingering in the question, namely the idea that the English language, rich though it is, might contain a single word apt for so peculiar and over-determined a set of conditions. Here Waxyjax is perhaps alluding to Laurie Anderson's enigmatic 'White Lily':

What Fassbinder film is it?
The one-armed Man walks into a flower shop and says:
'What flower expresses
Days go by
And they just keep going by endlessly
Pulling you Into the future.
Days go by
Endlessly
Endlessly pulling you Into the future?'
And the florist says:
White Lily.

The symmetry is not an exact one, however. Where Anderson evokes Fassbinder and lillies, Waxyjax puts us in mind of Russ Meyer and a plastic squirt rose. Nevertheless, a haunting reflection on the inadequacy of language in the face of feminine beauty, with a nice piece of euphonic bathos in the transition from 'fit' to 'fat'.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I was gonna say exactly what Momus said, but he beat me to it. Oh, wait a minute, no i wasn't.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

wow, first the Zen comment, now the literary explication....it's as if my mind wasn't as in the gutter as i thought it was.

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I know two women personally that suffer from this (new, smaller breasts that magnify other areas in need of reduction).

Punky Boobster doesn't look fat

now

― don weiner, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

She does *not* look like that in person!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Amen for airbrushing and angled bras.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

this whole thread is pointless. you shouldn't be taking to or thinking of this girl at all, anyhow!

― ghost of calum! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

detitafatcation

― Stuart (Stuart), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Don and Stuart are true to form.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

fittle-fattle

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Don and Stuart are true to form.

I was about to say, real smooth there, guys.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if Momus knows that the first time I met him was in WaxyJax's Brooklyn loft.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't you say he gave my loft a shot-out at Joe's Pub the night after?

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

We should call taht woman " She Who titties don't match her Chub"
or A_Lot_Less Booboola_Than_Anna Nicole..

Silicone and Plastic Surgery for Dummies- By Jack Kevorkian

― Kayamaga, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Toothpickmaster2@hotmail.com

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

How cute.. your reference to your own inadequate email.
Biatch..........
Not very eloquent but to the point.
The Anti Viagra Hunter K

― Kayamaga, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Were you trying to talk to Kanye or David Banner?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

your reference to your own inadequate email.

You are an unusual personage.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

If Normal has a standard I'm far as hell off, but so are we all or I could be just speaking for myself.

Nicole you need to get some, cuz I know mine works. How about yours?

― Kayamaga, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

If Normal has a standard I'm far as hell off, but so are we all or I could be just speaking for myself.

Nicole you need to get some, cuz I know mine works. How about yours?
The Indigenous K

― Kayamaga, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I could say something, but never mind.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if Momus knows that the first time I met him was in WaxyJax's Brooklyn loft.

What the...?

Are you something to do with the Satyrday Knights posse?

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, they rented out my loft for their Ides of March party....they asked me if they could throw their next party in my loft but we got too many noise complaints so they ended up using some spot in Chinatown and got busted--I felt kinda bad about that.

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

real smooth there, guys

why so sensitive?

― Stuart (Stuart), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That party was a scream -- the only party I've ever been to where people were walking around naked. I should post photos, I have some here somewhere.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Next Satyrday Knights party this Saturday, March 20th, at 169 Bar at 169 E Broadway! In celebration of the Second Triumvirate, who took power after the assassination of Julius Caesar. LIVE THE POST-MARTYR BUREAUCRACY EXPERIENCE! http://satyrdayknights.com/theparties.html

― Th' Knights, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Dress code as follows:

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The universe is getting smaller.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

To satisfy the Big Bang Theory, the universe will expand soon enough.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I doubt this particular one has that capability.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

No one seems to be paying him any attention.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

there are many, many reasons why i left new york.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Please tell me being chased out of town for wandering around in nothing but white socks, trainers and red mask wasn't one of them.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

not white socks, no

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I've just noticed that man seems to be holding a plastic cup over his wang.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

prolly just avoiding the bathroom line

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

my friend Bryan was the other naked guy....but he had no mask or socks--100% pure nudity!

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all fine in New York as long as no-one tries to smoke.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I miss the Suicidols.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

why so sensitive?

Sorry, I thought you were busy crusading against fascists.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

hey momus and suzanne,
do you have any other pics from the party?

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

On closer inspection, I see it is not a plastic cup but a slightly odd thumb.

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/nickdastoor/party.jpg

I've put a spotlight on that guy behind, just because he looks so happy to be there.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

If anyone asks me what I did this evening, I am not going to tell them.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

For 1 # Don't shy away from the SECOND TRIUMVIRATE on Saturday - REALIZE that J. Ceasar is dead (RIP Monday), but "Julius Caesar" goes on for TWO MORE ACTS - and Satyrday Knights will try to DRAW THE CURTAIN.
Let me simply say: SPAGHETTI DINNER
--- Tony Danza, Tony Montana, Mark AnTONY, and, of course, Augustus Octavian. Guess who gets no meatballs?

# 2 , N. (nikdastoo...) - kudos (chocolate bars) on your graphic design abilities - I have a workout video I am almost finished with, but I need some animation consultation - you available? Contact me off-list

# 3 N. (nikdastoo...) What did you do this evening?

― SUZ EQ, Thursday, 18 March 2004 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

More pictures as requested: There should be more somewhere:
http://www.phiiliip.com/idesofmarch.html

― SUZ EQ, Thursday, 18 March 2004 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Don and Stuart are true to form.

yeah, whatever you say.

― don weiner, Thursday, 18 March 2004 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I've put a spotlight on that guy behind, just because he looks so happy to be there.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 18th, 2004.

you should also put a spotlight the PowerPuff Girls Pinata way up top in the background...i picked it up off the street and it was in perfect condition--greatest street find ever!

― waxyjax (waxyjax), Thursday, 18 March 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

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