The Brawl in the Driveway

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From George W. Bush's Medical History: http://www.doctorzebra.com/prez/g43.htm

"It is unclear whether the DUI mentioned above is the same as the following incident: In late 1972 Bush took his then-16-year-old brother Marvin out drinking. On the way home Bush ran his car over a neighbor's garbage cans. Confronted by his father, Bush challenged him to go "mano a mano" outside..."

Who would win this fisticuff? The young, impetous, drunk oil scion or the grizzled WWII vet oil baron? It's like "Dallas" or "Hud" or something.

― andy, Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

jury's out on that one. but i would avoid fights with heads of the cia.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(picturing a drunk and scowling Bush Jr. in a dimly-lit driveway, leaning forward with the jagged top of a Jim Beam bottle in his hand, slurring "Bring it on....dad.")

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 18 March 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

sr, definitely, I'm sure he had to turn up to army exercises and learn to kill people 20 ways with his bare hands. Jr had not benefited from that superior training (either being too young to sign up, or having only attended base for dental checks)

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Thursday, 18 March 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

the Sr.

the dad enlisted at age 18, says here

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 March 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Senior, no question. Junior would still be trying to say "You wanna go, old man?" when dad clocks him. Junior is a bit slow, you see.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 18 March 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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