Record store clerk conversations overheard

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today, all at the same store:

"Mark my words, in two years no one will remember Dizzee Rascal."

"The Rolling Stones haven't made a classic album in, like, 15 years."

"Look, I'm just pissed off because he gets to play music over the PA all the time, and his choices suck. I mean, Arab Strap? Fuck, man."

"For some reason this Dokken greatest hits CD doesn't include 'Kiss of Death', which is bullshit."

"That Neo-Nazi who threatened me after I didn't buy his scratched CDs was back today with some black dude. I don't think his story checks out."

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 18 March 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i agree with all those statements.

Pablo Cruise (chaki), Thursday, 18 March 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

He was definitely right about the Dokken CD.

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 18 March 2004 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail53.html

after the animation click on the "some snooty indepenedant record store" and listen to the conversation there!!

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 18 March 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't really argue with the Rolling Stones statement either, in fairness.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 18 March 2004 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

The dizzee rascal one, could be basing a theory on "Credit to the nation" (who?)

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 18 March 2004 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Thing is with Paypal, it just doesn't give you cash in hand."

(Nooo, you don't say.)

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 18 March 2004 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"i can stand all those stupid mogwai arab strap bands"

the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 18 March 2004 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

can't

the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 18 March 2004 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"i can stand less"

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 March 2004 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

That Dokken comment totally just made me laugh out loud.

Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 18 March 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear!, were they all said by the same person?

Nick H (Nick H), Friday, 19 March 2004 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

All the record clerks here either like REALLY BORING INDIE or Misfits/Motorhead/Turbonegro. I don't listen to them.

LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Friday, 19 March 2004 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

They were said by a couple of different people. I can't ague with the Rolling Stones comment really, but I'd amend it to 30 years, because Steel Wheels isn't "classic".

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 19 March 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Steel Wheels and Voodoo Lounge are both classic.

Broheems (diamond), Friday, 19 March 2004 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i agree with pablo cruise

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 19 March 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

shouldn't this thread spawn another - D&D conversations overheard? hours of amusement could be had there

Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Could we do "banal D&D conversations" instead?

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh like a Beholder could do that

Matt (Matt), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.asylum-mud.org/graphics/mobiles/beholder.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 March 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)


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