so in the midst of all this low-carb, low-sugar mania...

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...where are the agriculture marketing boards to step in and create a campaign saying "hey, eat more vegetables, doofus"?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

it's coz all the vegetables have been turned into GM mutant man eating plants!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

wheat farmers here are on record as being concerned.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

and has any eat-more-vegetables campaign ever been successful (as a popular advertisement, if not as a public service)?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

let me ask my mom.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna be round my vegetables
I'm gonna chow down my vegetables
I love you most of all
My favorite vege-table

If you brought a big brown bag of them home
I'd jump up and down and hope you'd toss me a carrot

I'm gonna keep well my vegetables
Cart off and sell my vegetables
I love you most of all
My favorite vege-table
Oh oh taba vega vegel

I tried to kick the ball but my tenny flew right off
I'm red as a beet 'cause I'm so embarassed

Oh oh dum do dum de dooby do
Oh oh dum do dum de dooby do
Oh oh dum do dum de dooby do
oh yeah
Oh badumday oh dum do dum de dooby do
Oh badumday oh dum do dum de dooby do

Chomp chomp chomp chomp do-do-do do-do-do
Bop bop bop bop do-do-do do-do-do

I know that you'll feel better
When you send us in
Your letter an'
Tell us the name of your
Your favorite vege-table

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

fruit gets all the good p.r.

http://www.jimrichardson.com/jimlaw.gif

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

we have 5-a-day campaigns here!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 18 March 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i wanna see some hep ad campaigns, like getting rappers to push the new slogan, "where the cauliflower at up in this piece, son?"

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 March 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

or Marilyn Manson!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 18 March 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck that, where's ian mcculloch with his "c-c-c-cucumber c-c-c-cabbage c-c-c-cauliflower" psa?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 March 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/experimental/reviews/vegorch_automate.shtml

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 18 March 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Today, I bought a potato. Yesterday I bought a bag of sugar. ROCKING WITH THE AGRICULTURE MASSIVE.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 18 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

im just waiting for the EAT CANDY ALL DAY LONG diet.

perhaps it will come of age when all these atkins fuckers are dying of heart disease.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 18 March 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mnh.si.edu/garden/history/images/cornucopia.gif

― andy, Thursday, 18 March 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

In yellow shoes I get the blues
Though I walk the streets with my plastic feet
With my blue velvet trousers, make me feel pink
There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers
In my paisley shirt I look a jerk
And my turquoise waistcoat is quite out of sight
But oh oh my haircut looks so bad
Vegetable man where are you?
So I've changed my dear, and I find my knees,
And I covered them up with the latest cut,
And my pants and socks all point in a box,
They don't make long of my nylon socks,
The watch, black watch
My watch with a black face
And a big pin, a little hole,
And all the lot is what I got,
It's what I wear, it's what you see,
It must be me, it's what I am,
Vegetable man.

I've been looking all over the place for a place for me,
But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere.
Vegetable man, vegetable man,
He's the kind of person, you just gonna see him if you can,
Vegetable man.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 18 March 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

dude i eat so much bread i am keeping the entire grain industry afloat

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 18 March 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i am gonna go stuff a whole package of totillas into my mouth right now, in fact.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 18 March 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps it will come of age when all these atkins fuckers are dying of heart disease.
Or sit at Wendy's holding up their colostomy bags. America; I want it all, I want it now, and I don't want to sweat.

― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Thursday, 18 March 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Hijack!
How do I do itallics, now?

― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Thursday, 18 March 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

the happy news about carbs http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/nr/2004/carbs.html

― lurk, Thursday, 18 March 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

IM GOING TO EAT MY WAY OUT OF A GRAIN SILO!!

― Belgian Rofflez (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 18 March 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Where's the Pastels with "Carrot, Kale, Cauliflower" ?

― Aaron A., Thursday, 18 March 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

eight years pass...

this was a cute thread.

― les rallizes miserables (get bent), Sunday, 25 November 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

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