ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR JAMES BODN

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I have my doubts about the veracity of this claim.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

That guy'll bloomp for anybody.

― jazz odysseus, Friday, 19 March 2004 03:31 (twenty years ago) link

I hope not, I like my bonds old and crusty, and remember, birds like to nest in a hairy chest

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

young is the new old is the new young i guess...

― Aaron A., Friday, 19 March 2004 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

If they took Hugh Jackman out of consideration because of the gay rumors, things don't look too good for Ornaldo.

Barry should be the new James Bond.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

With sgs as his new permanent Bond girl? That would kick ass.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

it's fun to talk funny talk.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:38 (twenty years ago) link

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"I think he's attempting re-entry, sir."

― Aaron A., Friday, 19 March 2004 03:40 (twenty years ago) link

Feck, why do they need to alter Bond for younger, trendier audiences? WE NEED THE JAMES BOND CHARACTER TO HOLD HIS GROUND COME ON PEOPLE HE IS OUR LAST RAY OF HOPE FOR CONSISTENCY IN THIS WORLD

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 19 March 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago) link

obv. we need to hold old-fashioned, hairy-chested REAL men in reverence in this topsy-turvy world of metrosexuals and Queer Eye

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 19 March 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

At least let Orlando Bloom hit puberty first.

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago) link

that connection for younger more fashionable public? Of the CONNECTS we NEEDING OF THE MERMELADAS TO HAVE BATHE YOURS, COMES THAWED DETERMINE PERSONS IN that ATE OUR the I RAY OF of the HOPE FOR that LOGICAL IN THIS WELLS -

― BUTTERBROT, Friday, 19 March 2004 06:02 (twenty years ago) link

"Meal of hatred here:"

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:09 (twenty years ago) link

;)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:09 (twenty years ago) link

CLIVE OWEN, dammit!

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Clive%20Owen.jpg

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Friday, 19 March 2004 15:04 (twenty years ago) link

Old d00ds:

Jean-Pierre Leaud!

― Strachey, Friday, 19 March 2004 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.gyeah.com/ezine/ramblings/2001/June2001/Images/annoying_celebrities/orlando_jones.jpg
cheerio, motherfucker!

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 19 March 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

They should have picked James Purefoy, he's lovely.

― leigh (leigh), Friday, 19 March 2004 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

Kingfish is OTMFM,MFers.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 March 2004 15:35 (twenty years ago) link

Gay Bond is an idea whose time has come.

― winterland, Friday, 19 March 2004 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

how about a bond for the aging baby boomers? the geriatrics of the population. even though they will get in on a concession ticket they will probably attend in such vast numbers that a tidy profit will be turned anyway.

so, who is old enough?

Bring back Sean Connery
William Shatner (intense speech delivery ++)
and my favourite, dig up Benny Hill

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Saturday, 20 March 2004 05:30 (twenty years ago) link

seven months pass...

I hate a cold bread to begin with

― BUTTERBROT, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

obv. we need to hold old-fashioned, hairy-chested REAL men in reverence in this topsy-turvy world of metrosexuals and Queer Eye

Pfffft. If you've seen Boogie Nights you know makeup and wardrobe could do wonders with Mr. Bloomps.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 19:02 (nineteen years ago) link

bloomps james bloomps

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 10:59 (nineteen years ago) link

your Presidetn is grave preil

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Why Ornaldo Bloomps or Colin Farrell would be a better Bond than Clive Owen.

― EComplex (EComplex), Monday, 14 February 2005 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

yoo know, he broke up with kate bloompsworth.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 14 February 2005 03:37 (nineteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

obv. we need to hold old-fashioned, hairy-chested REAL men in reverence in this topsy-turvy world of metrosexuals and Queer Eye

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bring it on

― foxy boxer (stevie), Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

You nominating yourself, sir? I'd pay money. Your younger brother as a lounge lizard Q and the twins as the evil bad guy's hired assassins. (The bad guy would of course be A****w M*****r.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

chang obviously has the role of blofeld's feline sidekick

― foxy boxer (stevie), Saturday, 24 September 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

since ILX has an all-cap fetish lately ...

― Eisbaer, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:07 (seventeen years ago) link

But why the knock-off thread, why not the original?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

JAMES BODN ROOLZ

― marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link

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