"Wily" Saddam "enjoying" interrogation

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so it "says" here

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 19 March 2004 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

pretty much another CNN article unintentionally more Onion-like than The Onion.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 19 March 2004 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

It's really funny when Saddam does his Dennis Hopper impression from True Romance.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 19 March 2004 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

wile e. hussein

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 March 2004 07:45 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, now i'm picturing saddam talking (and smirking) just like wile e. in that one cartoon where he's trying to catch bugs bunny and keeps referring to himself as "wile e. coyote, SUPER-genius."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 19 March 2004 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe he can pull a Hannibel Lector or Rivers Cuomo and creep out his interrogators enough to escape.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 19 March 2004 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

American troops should have guessed this when the Iraqis attacked them on rocket-powered Acme-brand roller skates...

― winterland, Friday, 19 March 2004 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

..and hid a load of ball-bearings in their bird-seed, (by a sign saying 'free bird-seed', of course), and then hung over them with a huge magnet...

― winterland, Friday, 19 March 2004 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i hear he's also enjoying goulash, fabric-conditioned robes and the music of David Cassidy

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 March 2004 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"He sure thinks he's smarter than everyone else, that's for sure."

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 March 2004 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"not giving much information that I've seen, but he seems to be enjoying the debate."

Interrogator: What is your full name, for the record.
Saddam:What is YOUR full name, for the record.
Interrogator: Do you have weapons of mass destruction?
Saddam: Do YOU have weapons of mass destruction? (smirks)
Interrogator: You gassed you own people, didn't you?
Saddam: No. .... BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Interrogator#1: "Please co-operate, it will make things easier for all of us, especially you"
Saddam "Oh so you're the good cop"
Interrogator#2: "Shut the fuck up and answer the question"
Saddam: "And you're the bad cop! Ha ha...now where is Pamela Anderson? And how can I shut up AND answer the question"
Interrogator#2: "Why I oughta..."

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It sounds like Milosevic.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i just imagine the interrogators slamming their coffee mug theatrically on the table in the hopes of frightening him, while the other guy paces back and forth in the back of the interrogation room with a cigarette in his hand

― !!!! (amateurist), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Has it occurred to these silly interrogators that Saddam can be a murdering tyrant deserving of an awful death and STILL be the smartest person in the room?

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

They should get Jack Bauer to interogate him. He doesn't fuck around. And he'll fully explain everything, in case you missed a previous episode.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://arabic.cnn.com/2003/middle_east/9/1/saddam.tapes/story.saddam.jpg~1039275300441527400.jpg

"So! Would you care for an exchange of riddles, then?"

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/world/0308/gallery.saddam.photos/gallery.sadbeard.jpg

"thong th-thong thong thong!"

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://thumb1.sac.overture.com/image/164644391
Come on, guy! I'm just messing around!

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://arabic.cnn.com/2003/middle_east/6/21/saddam.tikriti/story.abid.ap.jpg~1056165381481029500.jpg

my mustache brings all the boyz to the yard
damn right, it's better than yours
DAMN RIGHT, it's better than yours

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Friday, 19 March 2004 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I can picture Saddam getting really condescending if they ever start with the heavy stuff.

"First of all, you Nancy boys are using the thumbscrew all wrong. It goes UNDER the nail, not through it. And secondly you shouldn't even be using it on me, but using it on my youngest daughter while forcing me to watch. Fuckin' amateurs."

― yossarian, Friday, 19 March 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

If they are asking him where the wmd's are, it would go a long way towards explaining why he thinks he's smarter than anyone else.

― Sengai, Friday, 19 March 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is making me smile.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm surprised they haven't tried blasting really loud heavy metal music at him. That worked with Noriega... I think.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 19 March 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The interrogation will now resume with THA FUCKIN' V!!!!!

http://www.specimenproducts.com/instru/gifs/v.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 19 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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