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So when mmmmph it gets a little heavy n everything do you like to talk dirty - or - have u ever been taken ABACK by the specificity of your partner's urging nggaaaah exclamations? what's the most unacceptable thing to come out of your mouth?

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sometimes I had wicked gas. My breath stank, said she. Burping came more naturally than any sort of naughty bits. This doesn't include the naughty bits that came up whilst burping.

― David Raposa, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, thanks for sharing that.

― Ally, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can we start this thread again without Barney Gumble's involvement please?

― Tom, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm such a slut i'm a little slut oooooh fucking rip me in two

― Not Me, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Most of these things really should not see the light of day.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually I dislike anything said that makes me feel like I'm in a cheesy porno movie; i.e. "yeah, fuck that ass", etc. Just keep quiet.

― Sean, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I remember someone saying something once, and I burst out laughing. It kind of ruined the moment because I told my mates and we proceeded to take the piss. I feel very bad about it all now, especially since I can't honestly say I'm more mature now and wouldn't do it again.

― Ronan, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Having your mates in the room would ruin the moment a bit.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They werent in the room.

The use of the measure "moment" is pretty accurate though.

― Ronan, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is dirty whispered sex talk EVER good?

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ahem...Yes.Yes. And Yes. There is a line, though. Don't crossover, or tumble over, as has been a case or two in the past, and it just might do a little something for me.

― friend of a friend, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

have you ever had sex in a rainstorm of buttterscotch while 28 attorney's look on and sing showtunes while wearing lobster costumes and ten ghorrilas where beating their chests and were painted green? during a time like this, its also fun to bite off your fingers and spit them at the big hydra that is sticking its eggs up your ass.

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So if I'm Barney *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*, does that make Hanle y Gleek?

― David Raposa, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

noise is fun.. but two things i can't stand is a chorus of "ohmygodohmygodohmygod" and "hmmmpf mr smythe". It ruins the fantasy that I am actually someone else who is good in the sack.

The "ohmygod" thing is not about god, despite being raised a catholic. It reminds me of a screamer I dated once who the thought of makes me want to hurl.

― mr smythe, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"hymmph mr. smythe" is actually what turns me on the most.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dirtiest thing I evah spoke in the sack = "Mrs. Robinson, I want you to know how much I appreciate what you're doing for me."

― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

anyone ever get the saying-someone-else's-name thing? i did. i pretended like i didn't hear it and then she said it again LOUDER. but i forgave her. ha. she wasn't breaking up with me THAT easily.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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