tonight i packed up 2/3 of my trimmed pubic hair in boxes and took it to the salvation army

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They were so grateful.

Skottie, Sunday, 21 March 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I reckon someone could start knitting a scarf from it, keep up the good work

Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Sunday, 21 March 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm keeping the other 1/3 just in case.

Skottie, Sunday, 21 March 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You could start going to craftster.com and tell everyone that you are going to make your own american quilt stuffed with pubic hair... I can't wait to tell them about my feminine hygiene product house slippers

Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Sunday, 21 March 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

There are literally 1,001 uses! Plus, I figure it may be valuable one day; certainly useful in the afterlife, along with my nail clippings. No way is the salvation army getting that!

Skottie, Sunday, 21 March 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose I could sell it on eBay for the right price, but I refuse to pay for postage. And I don't think that's unreasonable.

Skottie, Sunday, 21 March 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread begins to explain a few things about Cousin It.

http://tuatara101.tripod.com/hartwell/images/cousin_it01.jpg

Skottie, Monday, 22 March 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, those pesky tripod people.

Skottie, Monday, 22 March 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

If only you were Corey Haim, this story would have real plausibility.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, yeah. If wishes were horses...

Skottie, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i luv you skottie

rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

it took boxes?

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 08:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd been letting it grow out for the winter.

Skottie, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

sixteen years pass...

so thoughtful

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 October 2020 05:33 (five years ago)

Ringing bells for pubes

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 24 October 2020 13:38 (five years ago)


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