john cena rulez

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Yo YO YO Yo. what is your email dude. i wanna talk to ya man. me and my friend jared are nuts about you. you rule the wwe. no 1 is better than u. You killed the big show at wrestlemania. I think lesnar quit cause u would beat him so bad. please send me a frickin e mail

Timmy Roettger, Sunday, 21 March 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Timmy,

I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your friend jared is pregnant now, how far along is he?

Look, I'm really flattered you would say that i rule
and here's an autograph for your mate,
I wrote it on the Starter cap

I'm sorry I didn't really kill big show at the wrestlemania, he musta deceived you
Don't think he sold my moves intentionally just to diss you

But what's this shit you said about me beating Brock Lesner too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Timmy, I think you need some counseling
to help you from trying to fight 20 stone fat blokes when you get down some

And what's this shit about me sending you an email?
That type of shit'll make me think you're not interested in females

I really think you and your friend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Timmy
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I just spend my whole day pretending to be eminem

I just don't want you to do some crazy shit

I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and sent an email to an internet message board
and had his friend next to him and they both wrote some nonsense shit
and on the board they found a post, and they thought John Cena would read it too.

Come to think about it, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

john cena (ken c), Monday, 22 March 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

GET ROWDY!!!!!!!!!!1

http://www.maniacjoe.com/autographs/kkwik.jpg

K-Kwik (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 March 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Word life, this is basic googlenomics

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Monday, 22 March 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
JOHN CENA U R HOTTT!!

JOHN CENAS NUMBER ONE FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

GET ROWDY!!!!!!!!!!1
http://www.btinternet.com/~wwf.mania/images/piperspit.jpg

Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...
YO YO YO the champ is here in the air canada centre could I have your phone number please if you feel like emailing me my address is basicthuganomics57@hotmail.com and my phone number is 613 825 2119

Nick Gustafson, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
YO YO YO YO are u there

aydin sipahi, Sunday, 10 October 2004 05:06 (twenty years ago)

ha, his reign as US champ lasted about four days!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 10 October 2004 09:09 (twenty years ago)

...but his reign in the kingdom of Google shall NEVER END!

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 11 October 2004 12:34 (twenty years ago)

John CEna is the champ and that calitto is so disrespectful man he sux and hge cheated that sux man

Tubby Jon, Monday, 18 October 2004 23:19 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
Yo Cena
How Ya been?This gal at school loves you.I was wondering what was your

Lannie Tiatia, Thursday, 11 November 2004 06:28 (twenty years ago)

Yo Cena,
How ya been?This gal at school LOVES you.I was wondering
What was your most favourite match of all time?You are my
favourite wrestler dude.I made you a rap bro.
MEET DA MAN BEHIND DA RAP
WHO WON'T BE SEEN WITHOUT HIS CAP
I WANT TO MEET HIM FACE TO FACE
SO YA BETTER,BETTER,BETTER LEAVE HIM SPACE!
Laters bro

Lannie Tiatia, Thursday, 11 November 2004 06:40 (twenty years ago)

Hey Cena
My Birth date is one day afteryours
Bro witch is wicked.
Laters.

Lannie Tiatia, Thursday, 11 November 2004 06:44 (twenty years ago)

Oh god, its an Australian. How embarrasing.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 November 2004 06:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wwe.com/images/superstars/smackdown_thumbs/Carlito_Caribbean_Cool_small.jpg

Hi Kids

John Cena is dead, in the real, tragic, serious this time non-kayfabe sense, because I stabbed him in a bar room brawl for not being cool enough. As you may know it is my policy to spit on those who I don't consider to be cool but on this occasion it was considered that spitting chewed apple wasn't a sufficient response to Mr Cena's abject lack of cool. Good luck with your grieving and be sure to check out Survivor Series this Sunday, where I'll be fighting alongside Kurt Angle's team in the elmination match.

Your Pal, Carlito

Carlito Carribean Cool (Ferg), Thursday, 11 November 2004 15:14 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
yo John Cena? dude they really shoulda of named you Katrina
You jump around the arena like a 200 pound balerina
Dont go thinking i made this shit up either, cause i seen ya
This here rap aint soon gonna leave ya
I drop bombs that devastate you like the hiroshima
Im faster, cleaner and meaner to let off rhymes faster than hue hefna eatin' beaver!

- (Write me back emcee's ya hear? i need to pull a crew together for a career!)

aUSSIE eMCEE, Tuesday, 28 December 2004 13:54 (twenty years ago)

hey john i know you probably hear this all the time but i AM seriously your biggest fan!

i love you john cena!! You are my favourite wrestler!! You dont even know how much i admire you. You are my inspiration!!

Please cena- send me an email. It will be the best thing that could happen to me!
i love you sooooooooo much! *Hugs and Kisses* love tammy xx oo

tammy- cena's gurl, Sunday, 2 January 2005 07:17 (twenty years ago)

i love you too tammy, you'll always be my girl. you should post some pictures of yourself posing as me so i can see how much you really admire me.

john cena (ken c), Sunday, 2 January 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

John Cena is currently the most boring wrestler alive and one of the reasons I don't care about WWE anymore.

What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Sunday, 2 January 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Don't break kayfabe.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Sunday, 2 January 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

don't make me f-u you, what's this place. you won't be saying biblevania with a fist in your face.

tammy i'm still waiting for yo picture dawg.

john cena (ken c), Monday, 3 January 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
JOHN CENA IS AN ILM HIP-HOP RAT AND I HAVE PROOF
http://www.hiphopmusic.com/archives/000938.html

[Points to his baseball cap.] It says ‘F**k Rules.’ There are two sides to that coin. There are mainstream people who are not ready to accept hip-hop, and then there are the hip-hop people claiming sell-out! Either way, their thought process is wrong.

CENA WHOS BETTER TI OR KAYNE OMG LOL

Sym Sym (sym), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

seriously john cena has a rap album seriously

Sym Sym (sym), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Haven't you heard him Hustle?

http://www.definitivejux.net/av/player.php?id=15&filetype=highvideo

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Wrong link:

http://www.definitivejux.net/av/player.php?id=17&filetype=highvideo

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Cena drops his "rhymes" at the end of that, but, trust me, its worth the wait.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Coming soon: John Cena in the porn autobiography of Matt Damon. Or the other way around.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 9 April 2005 09:47 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00092ZLYE.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Track listing:

1. The Time Is Now
2. Don't F**k With Us
3. Flow Easy
4. Right Now
5. Make It Loud
6. Just Another Day
7. Summer Flings
8. Keep Frontin'
9. We Didn't Want You To Know
10. Bad, Bad Man
11. Running Game
12. Beantown
13. This Is How We Roll
14. What Now
15. Know The Rep
16. Chain Gang Is The Click
17. If It All Ended Tomorrow

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)


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