Has anyone ever seen...THIS?

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Everyone should read this. It's the funniest shit ever.

http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

You may wet yourself while reading it. It's that funny.

Cheers.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't wet myself since I was your age, but thanks!

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

sub-custos at best

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

(no offense of course)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

What's so funny about this?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

is your own board broken Dante?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"wet yourself"?! WHo talks like that?!

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Who the hell is Alex in SF? Is it Alex in NYC trying to be cool because he's embarrased about living in a crap hole like New York? Probably.
My board isn't broken. I wanna talk you you guys again. Is that so evil?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I take it back. I just wet all over myself (!!!)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Could someone get dean some paper towels and baby powder?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

So wet.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm coming dean!
*trips on urine on floor*
Ouch...

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck the baby powder. go for some Gold Bond Action on the nadzamaloos.

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is funnier than that article ... and this thread isn't even funny.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Or why not just use Sprite? That would absorb urine really quickly, especially if mixed with Shake and Bake mix.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

are you an aficionado of the golden arts?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, a parody article with the whole "OMGWTF your son is a hacker cuz he reads Stephenson and uses Linux and knows how a modem works WTFLOL" is... well... very 90s isnt it?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

So wet.
-- dean! (¢¼¢À¢...), March 23rd, 2004 2:11 PM. (deangulberry)

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I'm coming dean!

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-- Dante-Cubed (pianoma...), March 23rd, 2004 2:11 PM. (Sean3)

Ah the joy of judicious editing =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

When it comes to copying people's about information, I can type the leg of a desk. I have a very electric sense of humour. You have been warned.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and that article was published in 2001, not the 90s.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Other way round shurely?

― ..., Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

(that was the subtext, yes)
(xpost)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Was there some threat implied in Dante's post?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"And one day you can take over the car lot".

OMG Degrassi is so funny.

If you say something about me again, Alex, I'll slit your throat with a hacksaw.

How's that for a threat?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Pretty lame.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

sub-googler at best

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(xp)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.autographedtoyou.com/xq/asp/parentid.5/id.73/Jim+Duggan/qx/celebpics/jim_duggen2.jpg

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Shut up or I'll use my Ninja star to poke your eye out like Kenny.

Eww America. Wipe your urine with an American flag. It'll make me happy. :)

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

the boss is way ahead of ya

http://www.btinternet.com/~lawrence.edwards/bruce/bitusa.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Glory Days of Greenspun.

heh

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

dante is a little homo

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 25 March 2004 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Eisbar.

I'm back from Texas.

I see nothing funny about that artical.

Alex in SF is not Alex in NYC and I'm sorry you hate NYC Dante. I'm ok with it. I don't ever plan on calling it home though.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 25 March 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly; "Geeks" by Jon Katz; "The Hacker Crackdown" by Bruce Sterling; "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland; "Hackers" by Steven Levy; and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond."

dude, after reading Neuromancer I was totally able to jack into the matrix and burn some chrome.

I was a phone phreak, and a bad one at that.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 25 March 2004 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

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