Sex vs. Food

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if it was physically possible to give up food, which would you choose?

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

you couldn't tell by looking at my waify physique, but i'd choose food

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

you'd give up food? I'd keep food.

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I have as much food as I want?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, fuck sex. gimme meat.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i realize my previous statements might seem to contradict each other.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. Completely.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

One of these days I will probably give up trying to get laid, and instead will try to break the world record for largest amount of meat consumed during one meal.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never had an orgasm from food. And you can't cuddle with something you've just eaten, er, consumed.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell that to my jello.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

tell that to my stomach

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(nicoles answer arguably amounts to the same thing for me)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Jellocuddling C/D?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"It was hot and I was hungry!"

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think you're reado
For this jello

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan in Beyonce gear...not a nice thought.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

thank you, nicole, for quoting "real genius."

― mandee, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit now I'm reminded how slack I am getting Real Genius on DVD if I can't remember that line. :-(

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey! I've lost weight.

(That's not helping, is it?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

My god, can't you have both?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

No beard, lost weight, you're halfway there, sir.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

shaving your ass doesnt count as "losing weight"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends on how hairy it is, I would wager.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

And how flaky.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll have you know that I still have a veritable bush of asshair, thank you very much.

(That's really not helping the Beyonce image, is it?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The Fabulous Life of Dan Perry

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Even a comparison of asshair to shrubbery can only be deemed an improvement on the image.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The romance with Jay-Z makes more sense now.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"Flaky In Love"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Your search - Beyonce hairy butt - did not match any documents.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

However, "Beyonce asshair" turns up 30.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm stuned that a thread originally about sex and food ended up here.

With Dan and his asshair.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno, seems pretty expected to me.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Par for the course, yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I truly feel like the newbie that I am.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, you will learn.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

my stomach hurts.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it too much food, too much sex, or too much Dan's hairy Beyonce ass?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

too much food. the middle is a mystery, and the latter i am well used to after nearly three years.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

RUMP ROAST ANYONE? SWF seeks SW carnivore M for hot sex and meaty (no funfur please!) meals. Atkins dieters a plus.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Leonard Logic says:

If it were possibly to give up food, then there would be no such thing as food, as humans as we know them would be able to survive through other means; in other words, food would become a luxury, not a basic necessity. Adding the fact that genital pleasure would stand out more as a need as a result of the deduction of pleasure of consumption, sex would most likely be the more plausible choice.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Leonard Logic would like to re-spell "possibly" as "possible". Leonard thanks you.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i was misquoted upthread. you can't tell by my waify physique, but i'd never give up food

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

why choose one or the other?

― czn, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

yeah not clicking on that

― goole, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

No, it's totally sfw, and kind of adorable.

― kenan, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

oh here's kenan, i trust him on this kind of thing

― goole, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

Nabisco Corn Tits!

― kenan, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

No, no kidding, it's sfw! Not trying to porn-roll anybody.

― kenan, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3183/2632978448_f6a9f4a9fd.jpg

― czn, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

there's a snack food called CREAM BETWEENS!?

XPOST!!!!!

― rrrobyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

DOUBLE, no less.

― kenan, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

whoa!

― Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Damn. I thought I was depressed already, and then I see that no one responded even jokingly to my posts in this thread. BRB considering various disproportionate and ultraviolent responses.

― Anna Nicole Smite (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 05:25 (sixteen years ago)

Wait, j.lu what were you expecting??

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 10:01 (sixteen years ago)

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