Colds - classic or dud?

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argh. i am sneezing alot and having big red nose like flying reindeer! but now i have the chance to INFECT everyone in my house MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

so c/d?

― Diseased Fatnick, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHO!

― sneezy fatnick, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you swine you have infected me, cover your mouth when you sneeze

― Ed, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dud for the symptoms. Classic for the excuse to get drugged out on antihistamines and Nyquil.

― bnw, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hey fatnick! you haven't replied to my question, "can i be president of your fanclub?" yet. can i? and if i can, can i call myself fatdi? and we can we have an international fatnick day please please please???!!!

― di, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They're extremely evil! I woke up late, felt like hell, eventually crawled out of the house to wait for a TRANE that was LATE too, causing me to be EVEN LATER at work and to be greated with "you look like shit warmed up, why are you here" YOU BASTARDS I need your money. I have not washed my hair either and feel VERY MINGY. And I forgot my Travelcard and it's a very hard life I lead and I would like hugs, please.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Infectious hugs, mind you. Coff, splutter, SNOT.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*hugs*

its ok I'm already infected but being a stude I can stay in bed fairly guiltlessly and look over some ansys models. Sympathy to the working wounded.

― Ed, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*coughcough* yes i is a bit better! and yes I R thinking it would be good to have Di as the president of my fanclub! (this would mean you could assume the name of fatdi if u so wished! chizchiz!) I are off now to see if theres is room in here to swing a cat (literally)

― slightly better fatnick!, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Colds are crap. You have to shove tissue paper up your nose and you wake up in a bed full of tissues, with a face full of caked snot. And cigarettes taste funnier. I don't particularly like feeling like my head is twice its usual weight either. Plus I have an inability to take days off work. In 3 or 4 years of work I've only had 1 sick day, and that was faked. I am not proud of this fact. I am a fule. Instead I go to work and hope someone will send me home. They don't. Also I get cold sores. Oh herpes, up yours. So, DUD.

― alix, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Colds? What are they?

― Pete, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have consumption and am scared due to reading this 1860 census of DEATH:

BRANSON, Frances, age 25, female, white, born KY, died Mar of consumption, domestic, ill 240 days.

I HAVE TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY DAYS OF SNEEZING LEFT TO GO and then I kick the bucket? Sheesh.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hope you don't really have consumption (consumption being TB) because then they'll make you take lots of nasty antibiotics.

― toraneko, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

consumption has v misleading name. 240 days of continual shopping and eating would be so much better

― m jemmeson, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, I'm suffering from a rather nasty case of excessive chocolate consumption. It has caused anger, stress, tension, eczema, dermatitis, insomnia, headaches, migraines, annoyance at self and gritty eyes. Today will be my first chocolate free day for two months. Previously I was chocolate free for about four years. I am hoping I am strong enough to break this addiction. It is evil. I still have half a block of my favourite dairy free, lecithin free, bitter, dark chocolate in my kitchen. Can I resist?

― toraneko, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dud. I'm so *sensitive* to colds I had to get a flu jab yesterday, was the only person in the surgery under 75. Have I posted this already?

― chris, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm getting sick. And my midterm is tomorrow night. And I have to be at work at 7:30 tomorrow morning. Miswable me. Boo. Hiss.

Studying while stoned on Contac = dud.

― Kim, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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