top 100 most racially awkward movie moments

91) That godzilla film "He's destroying everything ... Luckily he's in the black part of town"

"Great big watermelons
Go round and get in your way....
Luscious pork chop bushes
Bloom right outside your door
In a pickaninnies' heaven!"

Jesus Christ. Never actually seen it and I definitely do NOT want to.

82) not a movie, but any time Mark Lamarr has a black guest on Never Mind the Buzzcocks

watch the film (Road Trip), it's great! the love scene in question isn't racist at all but i think a lot of people still may have felt uneasy about it so it qualifies i think

Julia and Denzel get out of the plane and they shake hands and then she walks away and turns around once more and trembles with passion and hugs him and gets in the car and drives away - and then Denzel's expression - I laughed so hard my stomach still hurts.

otm, but what a scene

SPIKE LEE TO THREAD!

the whole Jericho-One thing

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IQCY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

looks like a real hoot

we're getting into hardkore ilx clusterfuck territory here but i think theres some analogy in like the old sfj eminem/diplo minstrelsy thread - dudes who rode into the game on a lot of black cool (detroit freestyle battles, hollertronix dirty south ish, sam jackson & foxxy brown) on their road to fame and ditch it once they get to the top

― and what, Thursday, February 12, 2009 5:10 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is BS imo... the first thing he did when he got on top was make jackie brown

STILL it's a huge build up and the "eggplant" is bathetic... it's like he's going to say something even worse than n---er!

"Eggplant" in Italian is something along the lines of (phonetically) "moo-lin-yan", which as I understand it is their version of the n-word.

at arguably his most popular, can-do-whatever-the-fuck-he-wants point in his career

jeez, 2 of the 3 triumphant heroes in death proof were black. the movie doesn't indict or humiliate either of them in any "racially awkward" way.

i mean, if vivica and daryll's roles had been reversed, would that have been better?

if things had been completely different, would they have been the same, or different???? itsamystery.jpg

given that kill bill was basically a genre western crossed with a genre samurai flick crossed with a genre chopsocky flick i'm kind of surprised there were any black characters at all

guyz i didnt see death proof

but if you HAD you have to admit you would be wrong

go see it its awesome

this is BS imo... the first thing he did when he got on top was make jackie brown

― s1ocki, Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:16 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah but if he kept making movies that did as well as jackie brown where would he be?

did anyone mention mark wahlberg calling a dude a house nigger in four bros... it seems like he drops an n-bomb or two in all his movies

did anyone mention mark wahlberg calling a dude a house nigger in four bros... it seems like he drops an n-bomb or two a funky bunch in all his movies

im sure that was a real stretch for marky mark

this is BS imo... the first thing he did when he got on top was make jackie brown

― s1ocki, Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:16 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah but if he kept making movies that did as well as jackie brown where would he be?

― and what, Thursday, February 12, 2009 5:18 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in my good graces

At approximately 9:00 p.m. on April 8, 1988 Thanh Lam, a Vietnamese adult male who resides in Dorchester, traveled by car to 998 Dorchester Avenue, Dorchester, Massachusetts. At 998 Dorchester Avenue, Thanh Lam left his car carrying two cases of beer. As he crossed the sidewalk, Mark Wahlberg attacked Thanh Lam. Wahlberg was carrying a large wooden stick, approximately five feet long and two to three inches in diameter. Wahlberg approached Thanh Lam calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit," then hit him over the head with the stick. Thanh Lam was knocked to the ground unconscious. Th[e] stick broke in two and was later recovered from the scene. Thanh Lam was treated overnight at Boston City Hospital.

After police arrested Wahlberg later on the night of April 8, 1988, Wahlberg was informed of his rights and returned to the scene of 998 Dorchester Avenue. In the presence of two police officers, he stated: "You don't have to let him identify me, I'll tell you now that's the mother-fucker who's head I split open," or words to that effect.

As a police officer arrived at the scene of 998 Dorchester Avenue, Wahlberg and two other youths who were with him fled up Dorchester Avenue toward Pearl Street.

Shortly after 9:00 p.m. on April 8, 1988, Hoa Trinh, an adult Vietnamese male who resides in Dorchester, was standing several blocks away from 998 Dorchester Avenue, near the corner of Dorchester Avenue and Pearl Street. Hoa Trinh was not aware of the altercation outside of 998 Dorchester Avenue.

Wahlberg ran up to Hoa Trinh, put his arm around Hoa Trinh's shoulder, and said: "Police coming, police coming, let me hide." After a police cruiser passed, Wahlberg punched Trinh in the eye, causing him to fall to the ground.

Police arrived and Hoa Trinh identified Wahlberg as the person who punched him. Wahlberg was placed under arrest and read his rights. Thereafter he made numerous unsolicited racial statements about "gooks" and "slant-eyed gooks." After being returned to 998 Dorchester Avenue, Wahlberg identified Thanh Lam as the person he hit over the head with a stick.

ya i was gonna say

also the funky bunch was originally a white nationalist organization

it seems like stevemartin.jpg is racially awkward in almost every movie he's ever been in

although the jerk probably wins

the only funky bunch trivia i know is that "good vibrations" was the only number one hit for loletta holloway (as a "featured artist" for the funky sensation sample)

My cousin has a faun pug that was birthed by two black pugs, and when i met said pug, my cousin did the bit from the Jerk "I was born a poor black child."

top 100 racially awkward whiney g weingarten moments

who else is trying to think of a racially-charged subway joke right now

37. barks at subway counter girl to "hold the swiss", turns out she just immigrated to america from zurich

only you two can ruin a post about pugs.

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/pugs/pug_beckett1.jpg

http://www.blackweb20.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/subway.jpg

Damn, well played.

ahahahaha no f'n way

O_O

loooool

no

no no no no no no

giving abraham lincoln a dollar-sign bolo is the last straw - i am never eating fresh again

FIVE $ HOLLA

TEXT A HOLLA

EMAIL A HOLLA

the sound off button implies some serious music accompaniment

too bad its not archived, that ad's sound effects were fuckin nuts

slocki you keep one upping me man

this is the worst, from boondock saints:

racially awkward finance charticles?

http://www.mint.com/blog/finance-core/golden-parachutes-how-the-bankers-went-down/

(scroll down)

haha, that's fantastic: they suddenly ran into the best conceptual test of whether pictographs are meant to be iconographic or depict specific people -- all because of the "unmarked category"

werewolf native american tribe in Twilight

not a movie, but

http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_150/174_dating_advice.html

nice pic

never read the articles never read the articles never read the articles ten deep breaths one

two

three

holy fuk. whoever wrote that should be beaten.

askmen is a well-known cesspool, but that photo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCEHqCoHWUk

I had somehow forgotten all about this. Start at about 5:30.

Brad Pitt speaking in patois in Meet Joe Black.

E'ryt'ing gon' be irie.

That Hardly Working one is def. RACIST not "awkward". Fuck you, Jerry Lewis.

- the man who shot liberty valance. at the end of the film, jimmy stewart shares a touching moment with woody strode, who plays john wayne's hired hand. then he hands him a wad of cash and says "pork chop money."