Can you envisage a time when ageist jokes are as unacceptable as racist jokes?

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I find it hard to, I guess 'cause everyone grows old.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

no, because old people will never learn how to drive

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Old people be crashing!

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

BEST THREAD EVER

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ageist jokes are merely borne out of envy, 'cause we all know we could die before our time, possibly at any second, due to something that is completely not our fault.

Speaking of expiring, what's with OLD PEOPLE AND THEIR COUPONS?!?!

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Old people be clipping!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

and you know why it's called "Old Country Buffet", right? 'cuz that's all you see when you go in! OLD!

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Old people be eating buffet!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Old people be dying!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

and what's with all these elected officials giving a shit about medicare & prescription drugs?! it's like they're just pandering to a population segment that statistically participates in the political process at higher per-capita rates!

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Old people be medicating!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

damn. i was going for the obvious "old people be votin'" response, but this will do.

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you speak up sweetie, I didn't hear you?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

How many old people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to realize the old one's burned out, one to complain about it, one to buzz the nurse, and one to get a wrinkled stiffy when said nurse gives him a sponge bath.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

there aren't nearly enough "wrinkled stiffy" jokes on this board..

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'll see that time well before N. does

― Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

It's only time.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY YOU SO HELLBENT ON GIVING TRIFE ANOTHER TARGET?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Trife be pontificating!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is somewhere between The Golden Girls and The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. I never thought I'd type that.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

What about baldist jokes?

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

mama's family?

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Shut it, chrome dome.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You disgust me. Why do you have to be bald? Why didn't you comb less? Did you not get to a point and think "I'm getting bald; I shoudl comb less?" You sicken me.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

SLAPHEAD-LOVER!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Do elderly folks meet in secret and write scathing limericks about teenagers and people in their twenties?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

yes

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

they write dirty raps about what they're gonna do to all those hotties after they take out their dentures and gum 'em

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

DON'T LET THE COMBOVER FOOL YOU, THAT DISGUSTING MAN HAS LET HIMSELF GO BALD.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Old people be mackin' dem hoes!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY: C/D

Assholes.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 25 March 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Bah! Yer all a bunch of feckless whippersnappers!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 25 March 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

old people be peeing their pants!

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Thursday, 25 March 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

DAGNABBIT!

(*tries to swat anthony with his AARP newsletter; trips over walker; breaks hip*)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Old people be hobbling!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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