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― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend?

Want to make that certain someone a little jealous?

Need a confidence boost? Just feeling lonely sometimes?
With an Imaginary Girlfriend, you can carry on a completely
fictitious, yet authentic looking relationship with the girl of
your choice.

Browse through our site and choose your favorite girl to see what she can offer as your
Imaginary Girlfriend.

For when jerking off alone with a bucket of chicken isn't degrading enough.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Smart people are so fucking smart.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"We're looking for someone who can provide an authentic long-distance girlfriend experience..."

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

you don't even have to write back!

― kephm, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet being an imaginary girlfriend is really hilarious and fun. I would do it if it wasn't so creepy.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

This is genius. I want an imaginary stalker. To look cool.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Or maybe I'll have an imaginary affair, just to shake things up a bit.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

If they did this with pets, I would sign up.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Adam, I'll sell you an imaginary pet. But you have to remember to imaginary feed it or it'll turn on you.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah, send my your credit card number.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have one :(

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

www.imaginarycreditcards.com

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

lawrence kansas, I'm your biggest fan

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

the ad agency that I used to work for wanted to have a giant screen in their reception area with a huge virtual pet on it. Everyone who worked there had cellphones and they were going to be "enabled" so that people could feed, play, and care for the pet as they walked past the screen. It was supposed to be some kind of lesson in communal responsibility. But their "budget" didn't quite stretch to that, so they got a couple of breakdancers and an opera singer in instead.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i bet it was tough keeping the opera singer fed

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah. They should have hired a dancer instead.

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

They also got a parrot but it had to be moved after complaints from the receptionists. They said we could go and visit it at its new home, but I could never get the address,

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Then I quit.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear the ex-Atomic Kitten members are going cheap (and that's just their food budget)

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I will use the imaginary part of my brain to go get another imaginary beer.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

@d@ml did you work for Bloomberg? I hear he does all kinds of random stuff like that in his offices, usually involving tropical fish.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

FWIW, you can buy these on eBay too. Truly horrid.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

sod the imaginary girlfriends, where's my Mark Ruffalo Action Figure?

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, I'm so sueing. They ripped this off from the Lollies song, Imaginary Boyfriend. I'm calling my lawyer now! Grrrrr!

― Psycho Kate (kate), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

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