Statements Made in Casual Conversation That Sound Like Country-Song Titles

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So do you have any ?

― anthonyeaston, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No.

― alix, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Modern pop-lite country or old skool country?

― Nicole, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicole
How long have i been posting and you have to ask that question
grrrr

― anthonyeaston, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I should have known better! But no, I've never heard anyone say that someone shot their dog, etc...

I probably have said "that don't impress me much" at some point, howevah.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"How Long Have I been Posting (And You Have To Ask That Question?)"

― Tim, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"If You Want Anal Sex You'll Have to Get Me Drunk on Something Better Than Cheap Beer"

― Samantha, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oooh I think we should get Hanle y to write us some words and music for that last title.

― RickyT, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Q: what happens when you play a george jones record backwards?

A: his wife comes back, his dog comes back, he gets his job back...

― fritz, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is weird, me and my friend Stephen had this discussion last thursday.

Now we say stuff and then go "oh thats one".

"Christ I feel like I've been drinking my whole life"

is the only one I can remember at the moment.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Please don't stick your tongue down my throat - I came here to break up with you."

― Kodanshi, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How Can You Say That (When People Are Dying)?

― Sam, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I Blame Alcohol and Jesus (for liking One the Juggler)"

― Steven James, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

when girl behind counter at KFC yelled out "where my wedges at" i asked her if i could substitute biscuits and gravy. she paused. "well" and i say "you can't always do what you're supposed to do"

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

butt mucous drove me and the missus apart

she didn't like it when i sucked out her farts

she took the dogs but i kept the loo

and i wonder why i'm telling this to youuuuuu

― Geoff, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one of my dumbest and most overused phrases is "Start Drinking - Stop Thinking".

― di, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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